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usc90grad
11-30-2010, 05:22 PM
He gives it one hairy palm up!!

Does This Look Like The Face Of A Guy Caught Beating Off During Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows? (http://nyc.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/does-this-look-like-the-face-of-a-guy-caught-beating-off-during-harry-potter-and-the-deathly-hallows/)

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NOV. 30 (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/harry-potter/man-arrested-pleasuring-self-during-new-%E2%80%9Charry-potter%E2%80%9D-movie) – What kind of a guy exposes himself and touches his genitals during a screening of the new Harry Potter movie? Meet Alexander Ofner.

The South Carolina man, 39, was arrested yesterday afternoon at Sea Turtle Cinemas after Bluffton Police Department officers responded to a 911 call about Ofner’s alleged indecent exposure. Using the projection booth as an observation post (as “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows” unspooled nearby), cops spotted Ofner in the act, according to police.

Ofner, seated in the theater’s back row, was then arrested for his alleged X-rated behavior during the PG-13 movie. He was booked into the Beaufort County Detention Center.

SNEEZ
11-30-2010, 05:25 PM
Emma Watson? :lol:

Mr. Burns
11-30-2010, 05:28 PM
He was whomping his willow.

SNEEZ
11-30-2010, 05:32 PM
Twiddling his wand
performing the old patronus charm
petting slytherin's serpent
he was dreaming about her chamber of secrets
he was making the elixir of life

I've got pages of these...

SNEEZ
11-30-2010, 05:33 PM
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lc5b9ivffb1qe1cf6o1_400.jpg

usc90grad
11-30-2010, 06:05 PM
:lol:

Careful...some might say you're making fun of a sex addict.

:lol:

Mr. Burns
11-30-2010, 07:30 PM
The Sorcerer's Bone.

RGHoskins
11-30-2010, 07:36 PM
He looks like a fat Peter Brady....

morgan n' 7
12-01-2010, 01:40 AM
Great game, quidditch. I'm guessing he was a seeker.

clemson sucks
12-01-2010, 01:43 AM
wow lol