Spurticus....need your help.

[lencho30]

THOUSAND!


Damn! I was too slow! 1st on page 51 though!

[Berry]

It's page 26 for me.

[lencho30]

It's page 26 for me.

You get 40 post per page? I only get 20

[Berry]

Yeah I changed the default to 40 a page.

[cockymac]

It's not default of anyone...

[FightOnState]

LMAO

[Cuck Flemson]

Yo AC...Ne signs of the 1 foot black rat snake?

[Berry]

It's not default of anyone...

Yes it is. The snakes

[Cuck Flemson]

MISSING:


Cockytalk Member AKA "Smoove" was last seen wearing a bunny costume hopping around the Columbia area.

If you know the where abouts of smoove contact a Moderator of COckytalk or his BESTSSSSS BUDDY Hog. We are really concerned about his welfare.

Thanks you members of Cockytalk and may GOD be with you SMOOVE!

[lencho30]

MISSING:


Cockytalk Member AKA "Smoove" was last seen wearing a bunny costume hopping around the Columbia area.

If you know the where abouts of smoove contact a Moderator of COckytalk or his BESTSSSSS BUDDY Hog. We are really concerned about his welfare.

Thanks you members of Cockytalk and may GOD be with you SMOOVE!


Maybe the alabama black snake got him!

[cocky0]

I say we keep posting until this thing hits 2001.

[ccured]

according to the photo gallery put up on wltx about large snakes caught in the midlands. AC's snake is caught in June of 2012.


http://www.wltx.com/news/photo-gallery.aspx?storyid=188288

[Cuck Flemson]

according to the photo gallery put up on wltx about large snakes caught in the midlands. AC's snake is caught in June of 2012.


http://www.wltx.com/news/photo-gallery.aspx?storyid=188288

That snake isn't close to being the size of the one AC took a pic of.

[ccured]

That snake isn't close to being the size of the one AC took a pic of.
the first few pics are AC snake the other snake was caught in Chapin but yea no not even close if that snake was 7ft then ACs has to be 12

[lencho30]

The look on that boys face says it all!

[ACPhilson]

Yo AC...Ne signs of the 1 foot black rat snake?


No signs....but they came over today and looked around a lot. Found a hole in the neighbors garage that looks like something big passed through it, not teeth marks around the hole, so looks like this big SOB forced his way through the hole ( lots of innuendo there). They cant check that building though, cause neighbor is out of town.

They are gonna catch some mice, and put them in squirrel cages, and set up a camera and see if this guy comes back around. Atleast give them an Idea if the snake is still in the area.

[GH]

No signs....but they came over today and looked around a lot. Found a hole in the neighbors garage that looks like something big passed through it, not teeth marks around the hole, so looks like this big SOB forced his way through the hole ( lots of innuendo there). They cant check that building though, cause neighbor is out of town.

They are gonna catch some mice, and put them in squirrel cages, and set up a camera and see if this guy comes back around. Atleast give them an Idea if the snake is still in the area.


I hope your neighbor knows about this development before he enters his home.

[GarnetInChicago]

I hope your neighbor knows about this development before he enters his home.

04zpyn-6LpM

[GH]

6QasA6NQXXQ

[GarnetInChicago]

blacksnakemoan

[NineInchSpurs]

I will have to say that from the 1st pic that snake looked boa-like. After watching the vids and such, it doesn't look quite so large. The pic with AC's arm by the tree gives a better perspective. Still a very large snake for this area. I'm no snake expert, I guess it could be a rat snake of some type. But irregardless, that's a big a$$ rat snake.

[imabeastonu]

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/4uojh2/:GvQa!7-3:I_mZ1-+5/www.upi.com/Odd_News/2012/05/24/Expert-Snake-in-picture-not-so-large/UPI-82721337879269/

found the snake on my stumble. Too funny!

[cocky0]

6QasA6NQXXQ

When my dad was alive, he always told me that a snake head would live even after you decapitated it. I always wondered if that was true. I think that video clears it up.

[GH]

When my dad was alive, he always told me that a snake head would live even after you decapitated it. I always wondered if that was true. I think that video clears it up.


The heart and lungs are very near the head so it certainly is plausible....BTW, they will never test this on MythBusters....pussies

[cockymac]

Nah, its not still alive. The movement is normal, such as a chicken still running around after its head is cut off. However, if it is a venomous snake, the poison is still a danger. That's why you should bury a snakes head if you decapitate it. If somebody happens to step on it, or pick it up , the poison is still bad news.

[rosstheboss]

Any chance you could get Mo-Ron out there to look for the snake? Just a thought.
Glad I made it in this thread. HOF material for sure

[lencho30]

Nah, its not still alive. The movement is normal, such as a chicken still running around after its head is cut off. However, if it is a venomous snake, the poison is still a danger. That's why you should bury a snakes head if you decapitate it. If somebody happens to step on it, or pick it up , the poison is still bad news.

This is true.

[ACPhilson]

Well, things are finally dying down now and life is getting back to some modicum of normalcy.

I want to say a few things here.

First: I want to say thanks specifically to Spurticus for his expertise, Cocklover for getting my pictures to CT, Espn4lyfe for putting me in touch with the right people and of all, to CT in general for sticking by me when the so called professionals tried to make me look like a pansy ass scared bitch who panics at the sight of anything over 6 feet in lengh.

Second: I want to say thanks to Hog, Spareparts and a multitude of others for bringing Levity to an otherwise pretty sensationalized situation.

And Third: hats off to WIS. They actually made this all happen.

If snake shows up again, atleast I have the right numbers. Night CT.

[Berry]

Well, things are finally dying down now and life is getting back to some modicum of normalcy.

I want to say a few things here.

First: I want to say thanks specifically to Spurticus for his expertise, Cocklover for getting my pictures to CT, Espn4lyfe for putting me in touch with the right people and of all, to CT in general for sticking by me when the so called professionals tried to make me look like a pansy ass scared bitch who panics at the sight of anything over 6 feet in lengh.

Second: I want to say thanks to Hog, Spareparts and a multitude of others for bringing Levity to an otherwise pretty sensationalized situation.

And Third: hats off to WIS. They actually made this all happen.

If snake shows up again, atleast I have the right numbers. Night CT.

well done! Thanks for making this fun!

[lencho30]

Well, things are finally dying down now and life is getting back to some modicum of normalcy.

I want to say a few things here.

First: I want to say thanks specifically to Spurticus for his expertise, Cocklover for getting my pictures to CT, Espn4lyfe for putting me in touch with the right people and of all, to CT in general for sticking by me when the so called professionals tried to make me look like a pansy ass scared bitch who panics at the sight of anything over 6 feet in lengh.

Second: I want to say thanks to Hog, Spareparts and a multitude of others for bringing Levity to an otherwise pretty sensationalized situation.

And Third: hats off to WIS. They actually made this all happen.

If snake shows up again, atleast I have the right numbers. Night CT.


:woo::woo::woo::woo:

Sounds like its off to the HOF!!!!!!!

[Mr.101]

What an awesome thread.

[Acockolypse Now]

We got your back AC.

[spareparts]

Levity??? Apparently you needed a REAL peta protest to see that the exploiting of innocent creatures for personal publicity is not a game. These are living things, with feelings. They hurt too. My role in this was just to increase public awareness of the feelings, moods, and emotional needs of the snake. People have forgotten him, in all this commotion. And now that his life is returning to normal, wherever his new habitat may be, he can live a happy, healthy life of harmonious coexistence with the Earth, harvesting locally-grown organic artisan protein-enriched foods and maintaining an Earth-sensitive, sustainable and renewable lifestyle.

[JoeCock]

We got your back AC.

Yeah, as long as that Big A** Snake ain't right behind you!:rotfl:

[Cock-Tail Time]

HOF here we come. Have enjoyed this thread for days! Hope life gets back to normal and they find your snake AC...(and Smoove too)

[Cuck Flemson]

Yo...still no snake?

O yea this is going in the HOF....best non gamecock thread ever.

[ACPhilson]

Yo...still no snake?

O yea this is going in the HOF....best non gamecock thread ever.

Definitely been a hell of a thread for sure.

[ACPhilson]

Well, things are finally dying down now and life is getting back to some modicum of normalcy.

I want to say a few things here.

First: I want to say thanks specifically to Spurticus for his expertise, Cocklover for getting my pictures to CT, Espn4lyfe for putting me in touch with the right people and of all, to CT in general for sticking by me when the so called professionals tried to make me look like a pansy ass scared bitch who panics at the sight of anything over 6 feet in lengh.

Second: I want to say thanks to Hog, Spareparts and a multitude of others for bringing Levity to an otherwise pretty sensationalized situation.

And Third: hats off to WIS. They actually made this all happen.

If snake shows up again, atleast I have the right numbers. Night CT.

I have no idea what I meant by "atleast I have the right numbers". I was pretty drunk on Scotch when I wrote this last night. But I did mean all the other sappy shit to you guys and all of CT. HAHA.

[Order 66]

We saw a 5-6 foot black snake at work. Same pattern on the back, same head, eyes and white belly.

[Cocklover]

I luv ya Drew! Glad I could get the pictures on here. Just an absolutely wonderful thread!!! Always need excitement in your lives...lol

[ACPhilson]

I luv ya Drew! Glad I could get the pictures on here. Just an absolutely wonderful thread!!! Always need excitement in your lives...lol

Thanks Hope. It was you and Spurt that helped me get this going. I never thought to call the media. That was your idea I believe. And damn, did it take off from there or what?? I still can't believe it's gotten this big. The Orlando Sentinal called me about 2 hours ago. Kinda thought this had died down by now.

[MB_Gamecock]

Have you looked under your bed lately? Be careful.

[Cocklover]

haha...it may take awhile to die down...i just hope the thing shows up somewhere but not where its hurt someone...

[Captain9Dragons]

an HVAC service guy or plumber will find it this summer

[Order 66]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a125/JCNFL/IMAG0284.jpg

[bmccall]

I saw this story on the news the other day but just now saw this thread. I was all like, "Man sucks to have a bigass snake so close to small children, adults, and likely small-to-medium sized aircraft that could become victim to this beast".

Didnt know it was a fellow CTer that had the snake. Glad everythings getting back to normal AC.

[ACPhilson]

Have you looked under your bed lately? Be careful.

Not worried, that big SOB couldnt fit under my bed....:rotfl::rotfl:, my wifes shoes wont give him the room.

[ACPhilson]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a125/JCNFL/IMAG0284.jpg


Now I did NOT need to see that....next ya thing know, Im gonna feel something biting me on the arse next time i go poop.

[ACPhilson]

Got a guy coming out today with a Thermal Imaging System, FLIR, to help me look for this snake. First anyone thought of that, but if he's back here, that damn thing is gonna find him I would think.

[cocky0]

Got a guy coming out today with a Thermal Imaging System, FLIR, to help me look for this snake. First anyone thought of that, but if he's back here, that damn thing is gonna find him I would think.

It might. I used those things a lot doing surveillance in the 'Stan. Some of the details can get muddled at times, especially in the heat of summer, but it still beats the shit out of naked eye searching.

[spareparts]

#hightechsnakeshit

[ACPhilson]

It might. I used those things a lot doing surveillance in the 'Stan. Some of the details can get muddled at times, especially in the heat of summer, but it still beats the shit out of naked eye searching.

Yeah. Who knows right? You're right, it's better than the name eye for sure. Won't be till Tuesday...

[ACPhilson]

#hightechsnakeshit

Hey, anythings worth a shot.

[JNGolf]

Got a guy coming out today with a Thermal Imaging System, FLIR, to help me look for this snake. First anyone thought of that, but if he's back here, that damn thing is gonna find him I would think.

Since snakes are cold blooded, would a thermal imaging system work to find them? I may be stupid on this, but I'm just asking...

[Spur's Addiction]

Since snakes are cold blooded, would a thermal imaging system work to find them? I may be stupid on this, but I'm just asking...

I heard it works fine on anything other then 15 ft black rat snakes. Sounds like AC is SOL.

[cocky0]

Since snakes are cold blooded, would a thermal imaging system work to find them? I may be stupid on this, but I'm just asking...

Oh that is a good point. Yeah unless there is something warm in the background, a snake may just blend right in.

[ACPhilson]

I'm told it will show up, just not as real hot, but it will give off some kind of signature.

[ACPhilson]

So many squirrels and birds in the trees behind the house. Every time I see branches moving, I think "oh hell"...but then again, if they're out playing in the trees, that means Slitherer is probably not around...I hope.

[robgusc76]

One of my friends found this little bundle of death in his backyard today as his father mowed the grass.

[CockRoche]

Since snakes are cold blooded, would a thermal imaging system work to find them? I may be stupid on this, but I'm just asking...

Seems to me like it wouldn't work very well. Doesn't cold blooded mean the body temperature is controlled by ambient temps? And, I think FLIR is thermal imaging.

[Acockolypse Now]

I think you should take a .50 cal to the entire backyard.

Just to be sure.

[ACPhilson]

One of my friends found this little bundle of death in his backyard today as his father mowed the grass.


That a rattlesnake? Hell with that.

[Cuck Flemson]

Don't let this thread die.

[chi3fcocksman]

One of my friends found this little bundle of death in his backyard today as his father mowed the grass.

This is a copperhead quite common in the upstate people say they won't kill you but I can't find a single brave soul that will stand there and let one bite them.

[Spur's Addiction]

That a rattlesnake? Hell with that.

That's just a black rat snake.

[ElectricCock]

this thread will always live on

http://i47.tinypic.com/6ps4r5.jpg

[carolinafan111]

this thread will always live on

http://i47.tinypic.com/6ps4r5.jpg

Woah that's a pretty big snake you have there.

[robgusc76]

This is a copperhead quite common in the upstate people say they won't kill you but I can't find a single brave soul that will stand there and let one bite them.

LOL ya, i think ill take their word for it. Even if it doesnt kill you, it is still gonna hurt like a BIOTCH.

[Order 66]

I saw a kid get air-lifted from lake Murray after getting bit by a copperhead. I wouldn't play with one.

[Metalrush24]

LOL ya, i think ill take their word for it. Even if it doesnt kill you, it is still gonna hurt like a BIOTCH.

and not just that, it can mess you up pretty good..


a guy my friend and I met when we were younger(we were young, aspiring herpetologists :lol:) kept SEVERAL venomous snakes in a two-story shed in his back yard.(I'm not sure how legal this operation was..) Anyways, long story short, he had been struck by a copperhead about 20 years prior and he showed us the scar on his hand and it was pretty dang bad.




Needless to say, copperheads are nothing to be messed with

[ACPhilson]

Ah hell, as I type this, the guy from DNR is talking to me. He called to try and explain his side...he is saying its now 7'6". LOL.

[Metalrush24]

7'6" is incredibly specific :lol:



what did he previously say?

[ACPhilson]

7'6" is incredibly specific :lol:



what did he previously say?


He is still trying to make me believe this snake is 7'6" based on the diameter of the tree....:lol:
He said he is using photometrics..../shrug

[Metalrush24]

ha.. wow....

that is.... far fetched IMO

[ACPhilson]

ha.. wow....

that is.... far fetched IMO


Yeah...I just dont honestly care about what DNR thinks is the length. He said he did it using the diameter of the tree at 4". I said, no, the circumference of the tree was measured at 10", which would make the diameter of the tree 5". Not much said after that.

[Metalrush24]

Hahaha, awesome..

Yeah, I hope yall find it or something


Otherwise it'll be a legend for years to come

[ccured]

Yeah...I just dont honestly care about what DNR thinks is the length. He said he did it using the diameter of the tree at 4". I said, no, the circumference of the tree was measured at 10", which would make the diameter of the tree 5". Not much said after that.

If circumference is 10the then diameter is only 3.18 unless i forgot geometry not 5

[ACPhilson]

Hahaha, awesome..

Yeah, I hope yall find it or something


Otherwise it'll be a legend for years to come

http://staytoonedin.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Kung-Fu-Panda-Legends-of-Awesomeness-.jpg

[ACPhilson]

If circumference is 10the then diameter is only 3.18 unless i forgot geometry not 5


Always thought diameter was half of a circumference. /shrug


You would be right, never was great at math...
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/If_the_circumference_of_a_circle_is_10_inches_what _is_the_diameter

[ccured]

If the tree is 10 and his formula got 7'6 assuming 4" then the snake is only 7 but all i know the snake is freakin big. I also wonder why if dnr doesnt do snakes then why is there a guy that is a snake expert working there

[ccured]

Always thought diameter was half of a circumference. /shrug

Circumference is π multiplied by diameter so
(C/π)=d

[spareparts]

Dude who gives a crap what Channel Zero thinks. That thing was big and obnoxious, we saw it. It could have targeted your kid, you did the right thing. The media frenzy was just a byproduct of the fact that no one got assassinated that day or there wasn't a stock market crash. If they want to send Dr. Pravagahad Singh from the International Institute of Snakes to measure your schlong next to a tree to (ahem) "disprove your theory", then let 'em waste time and taxpayer dollars because in case they haven't noticed, the public has now moved on to face-eating zombies.

Far as I'm concerned the thing was 27 feet long and was thicker than a watermelon.

[ACPhilson]

If the tree is 10 and his formula got 7'6 assuming 4" then the snake is only 7 but all i know the snake is freakin big. I also wonder why if dnr doesnt do snakes then why is there a guy that is a snake expert working there


Been asking that same question all along...

[ACPhilson]

Dude who gives a crap what Channel Zero thinks. That thing was big and obnoxious, we saw it. It could have targeted your kid, you did the right thing. The media frenzy was just a byproduct of the fact that no one got assassinated that day or there wasn't a stock market crash. If they want to send Dr. Pravagahad Singh from the International Institute of Snakes to measure your schlong next to a tree to (ahem) "disprove your theory", then let 'em waste time and taxpayer dollars because in case they haven't noticed, the public has now moved on to face-eating zombies.

Far as I'm concerned the thing was 27 feet long and was thicker than a watermelon.


Face eating zombie story still has me all wierded out.

[spareparts]

Face eating zombie story still has me all wierded out.

Yeah I'd rather deal with a snake

[clemson sucks]

Circumference= pi*diameter or 2*pi*radius

[Spur's Addiction]

He is still trying to make me believe this snake is 7'6" based on the diameter of the tree....:lol:
He said he is using photometrics..../shrug

photomotrics. The guy is talking out of his ass.

All you have to do is look at the shed right next to the tree. I bet the top of the door on that shed is at least 6' high. The snake, on the tree right beside it, is doubled up on that length. Which makes it 12 feet. Plus a good part of that snake is at least 3 more feet higher. Which gives you a total of 15' easy.

That DNR dude is full of shit.

[pitchcock]

I can't read all 55 pages of this, so I have to ask...what ever happened to the snake?

[Spur's Addiction]

I can't read all 55 pages of this, so I have to ask...what ever happened to the snake?

MIA

[USCBatgirl21]

...why if dnr doesnt do snakes then why is there a guy that is a snake expert working there

Those Midlands DNR guys are just skeered.

We'll send AC some of our Lowcountry DNR guys. As mentioned previously (maybe around page 10), they battle gators daily. Some little snake doesn't intimidate them!

[pitchcock]

MIA

Why the heck didn't someone just kill it?

[johnnyb]

Why the heck didn't someone just kill it?

Hasn't been seen again since the initial siting

[TheMule]

He is still trying to make me believe this snake is 7'6" based on the diameter of the tree....:lol:
He said he is using photometrics..../shrug

He sounds like a photomoron.

[ACPhilson]

photomotrics. The guy is talking out of his ass.

All you have to do is look at the shed right next to the tree. I bet the top of the door on that shed is at least 6' high. The snake, on the tree right beside it, is doubled up on that length. Which makes it 12 feet. Plus a good part of that snake is at least 3 more feet higher. Which gives you a total of 15' easy.

That DNR dude is full of shit.


I know, you are exactly right. Thing is, my momma taught me, that when you argue with idiots, you are going to lose, because they tend to have much more experience at being idiots.:lol:

[ACPhilson]

He sounds like a photomoron.


He is bro. I'm done talking to the DNR guys. If and when this snake ever gets caught, I want to make sure Steve Bennett from DNR gets some air time, with the actual length of this snake. 7'6" my ass.

[stiffolcock]

He is bro. I'm done talking to the DNR guys. If and when this snake ever gets caught, I want to make sure Steve Bennett from DNR gets some air time, with the actual length of this snake. 7'6" my ass.
you looked under the house yet?

[johnnyb]

Didnt realize it until today, AC made Snopes

http://message.snopes.com/showthread.php?t=80417