The Goof Off Thread 3.0

[Dietz]

I can't wait til Ace is old enough for that, won't be long, we were watching him last night he was standing in one spot for a good minute!

He didn't take a step though, he slowly squats down and starts crawling, lol

won't be too much longer

[Cocklover]

I can't wait til Ace is old enough for that, won't be long, we were watching him last night he was standing in one spot for a good minute!

He didn't take a step though, he slowly squats down and starts crawling, lol

won't be too much longer
exciting part of watching them grow up, enjoy!! I'm getting my kids summer all filled up to keep them occupied. My oldest will be working for the first time, ehhh, lol, my younger 2 will be in camps and swimming lessons.

[MEGA]

I am outta here y'all have a great day , Deitz time flys , I remember the day we were waiting for your little one to get here , and now hes trying to walk .......unreal !! Have a great day !!

[Dietz]

I'm looking forward to that age, I was in scouts, I still love camping even more now than I did then...

...I know he'll love it, we try to take him outdoors as much as possible now

[Dietz]

you too Mega!

[Cocklover]

I am outta here y'all have a great day , Deitz time flys , I remember the day we were waiting for your little one to get here , and now hes trying to walk .......unreal !! Have a great day !!
Have a great day mega!!!

[cack™]

morning morning everybody ... i will be reporting to my new job ... weds afternoon ... still not exactly sure what i will be doin tho

[MACXIMVS]

sup all

[Cocklover]

good morning cack, good luck with that! good morning MAC!!!

[Dietz]

mornin' MAX, cack

[Hog]

morning morning everybody ... i will be reporting to my new job ... weds afternoon ... still not exactly sure what i will be doin tho

We call it cleaning toilets here in Arkansas........just sayin:woo:

[palmettogirlusc]

heeheehee
:grin:

[Dietz]

mornin' PG, Mr. Hawg, what's shakin'?

[palmettogirlusc]

oh nothing. just can't stop smiling!

morning everybody!

oh, and i have a final today...my only one. and i could honestly care less.

[Gamecock_Aholic]

howdy peoples

[Dietz]

wassup, G_A, slow day in the Goof, folks must be actually working, lol

[Gamecock_Aholic]

dang, that never happens!

[palmettogirlusc]

i'm just gettin ready for my day. sittin here dryin my hair. whoopie.

[Gamecock_Aholic]

well. i think im going to steve and barrys in a few.

[TKE226]

I am attempting to unwind after dealing with a poopie baby. I couldnt get the dirty one off and the clean one on before she pooped the changing table...

[Hog]

I am attempting to unwind after dealing with a poopie baby. I couldnt get the dirty one off and the clean one on before she pooped the changing table...

:lol: :rotfl: :lol: :rotfl: Welcome to the big league my friend...:lol: :rotfl: Wait till you have to clean up vomit...:woo: :cocky:

[smoovecock]

We call it cleaning toilets here in Arkansas........just sayin:woo:....Ahhh..Haaaa...you lien bastage.....you know good and damn well yall still using out house over there in toothless land.....:rotfl:

[Hog]

....Ahhh..Haaaa...you lien bastage.....you know good and damn well yall still using out house over there in toothless land.....:rotfl:

I stand corrected by the ol wise one.......NOW GO MAKE ME SOME BBQ SAUCE DAMMIT!!!!!!!:woo: :cocky:

[smoovecock]

:lol: :rotfl: :lol: :rotfl: Welcome to the big league my friend...:lol: :rotfl: Wait till you have to clean up vomit...:woo: :cocky:....and dont forget the wake up at 3am and the little one needs the ole change and you try to wake up by wiping your face with the same rag you used to wipe the fanny at 1am......Now thats fatherhood.....:woo:

[smoovecock]

I stand corrected by the ol wise one.......NOW GO MAKE ME SOME BBQ SAUCE DAMMIT!!!!!!!:woo: :cocky:...Free Riding BBQ Sauce eatin Hawgy..............:woo:

[Hog]

....and dont forget the wake up at 3am and the little one needs the ole change and you try to wake up by wiping your face with the same rag you used to wipe the fanny at 1am......Now thats fatherhood.....:woo:

And, you lift them up over you and get them to laughing after they ate and they spit up on you with your mouth open.:puke: :puke: :puke:

[TKE226]

....and dont forget the wake up at 3am and the little one needs the ole change and you try to wake up by wiping your face with the same rag you used to wipe the fanny at 1am......Now thats fatherhood.....:woo:

that makes me shutter.

[TKE226]

I am just hoping for 2 hours of silence.

[smoovecock]

that makes me shutter....it makes yo face sticky and messy too.....:woo:

[smoovecock]

And, you lift them up over you and get them to laughing after they ate and they spit up on you with your mouth open.:puke: :puke: :puke:...that was your date last Friday...you drunkazz hawg.....:woo:

[Hog]

...that was your date last Friday...you drunkazz hawg.....:woo:

:rotfl: :lol: :rotfl: I'm sending points to ya for that one....hillbilly:lol: :woo: :woo: :woo:

[smoovecock]

:rotfl: :lol: :rotfl: I'm sending points to ya for that one....hillbilly:lol: :woo: :woo: :woo:....Ive told you they aint know hills where Im from....Nuthin but saltwater.....Im a Panty Pirate......:woo: :woo: :woo:

[Hog]

....Ive told you they aint know hills where Im from....Nuthin but saltwater.....Im a Gay Pirate......:woo: :woo: :woo:

fixed:woo: :woo:

[smoovecock]

fixed:woo: :woo:...Im getting ready to blow yo ass right out of Okie Town........errrrr arky.....:woo:

[SouthernCock]

sup

[clemson sucks]

fixed:woo: :woo:You should have made it say ass pirate lol

[swampthing]

Can I go home now

[palmettogirlusc]

so i just went grocery shopping in the boy's pantry upstairs...

and i just stole one of the boys' cologne.

[TheGuitarCock]

^good for you. haha. don't mess with mine tho. i like.

p.s. you can hate me now. (just got back from gaffney)

go me.

[palmettogirlusc]

well unless you wear lacoste or burberry...i don't want yours.

and yeah, i hate you.

[TheGuitarCock]

well unless you wear lacoste or burberry...i don't want yours.

and yeah, i hate you.

you wouldn't get it anyway! haha. and thanks for hating me.:cocky:

[CreoleCock]

^^ all the harsh words. haha..

whats up guys?

[MEGA]

Good morning peeps !!

[Dietz]

Happy Hump Day!

[MEGA]

Happy Hump Day!

Back at cha Deitz !! http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/11/11_7_100.gif

[Cocklover]

morning dietz and mega!!! Happy Hump day to you as well!!!

[MEGA]

morning dietz and mega!!! Happy Hump day to you as well!!!

Good morning CL, hope your day will be a good one !!

[cack™]

morning morning everybody ... i will be reporting to my new job this afternoon ... so then i'll know when i'll be able to get the internet back

[Cocklover]

morning morning everybody ... i will be reporting to my new job this afternoon ... so then i'll know when i'll be able to get the internet back
morning cack!! We look forward to your return!!

[MACXIMVS]

hump to all ......

[Cocklover]

back at ya MAC!! Good morning!!

[Gamecock_Aholic]

geez...this thread is DEAD

[SouthernCock]

must be a busy day at work for everybody

[Gamecock_Aholic]

i just got back from workin...it was hot as heck out there.

[Dietz]

yikes!

its been one o those days...havent had a chance to check in since good mornin, lol...


...it's called end of the year paperwork that could have been administered in January, but no, they'd rather wait and give it out three day before they need it, mind you, this paperwork has info that I must extract from all 33 of my students, what the **** is up with not knowing your SSN, address, phne #s even?!? GAH!

[palmettogirlusc]

honestly...until i started taking the SAT and ACT, i didn't know my SSN

[Hog]

yikes!

its been one o those days...havent had a chance to check in since good mornin, lol...


...it's called end of the year paperwork that could have been administered in January, but no, they'd rather wait and give it out three day before they need it, mind you, this paperwork has info that I must extract from all 33 of my students, what the **** is up with not knowing your SSN, address, phne #s even?!? GAH!

You missed all the titties:woo: :cocky:

[SNEEZ]

HAHAHA Pgirl is VICIOUS.

anywho. what up

[palmettogirlusc]

i am not. i'm exhausted

[cack™]

welp i got a promotion today ... i'm now over all inventory ... i will be gettin my internet back ... but time spent on it will be SLIM

[SNEEZ]

^slacker

[SNEEZ]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/funny-pictures-australian-bobsled-team-koalas.jpg

[TheGuitarCock]

honestly...until i started taking the SAT and ACT, i didn't know my SSN

Haha. Me too. Wow.

[TheGuitarCock]

welp i got a promotion today ... i'm now over all the toys ... i will be gettin my blow up doll back ... but time spent on it will be SLIM



FIXED !!:rotfl:

[cack™]

you have how many days of high school left??

[Cocklover]

congratulations cack! Well deserved!:thumbsup:

[Gamecock_Aholic]

so cack, are you gonna be back on CT during the day?

and i had to work that dern Clemson vs Furman baseball game...i felt like a fish outta water! but a USC fan did park with us because of my hat!

[TheGuitarCock]

Study Study Study:thumbs:



OMGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.


3 weeks. 3 weeks. 3 weeks. May 29th. May 29th. May 29th. Hurry.

[TheGuitarCock]

you have how many days of high school left??

Not many!:woo:

[palmettogirlusc]

just saw iron man. amazing movie.

and i'm still smiling.

[Gamecock_Aholic]

so i was youtubing...and uh, i came across this... its really...odd...

iVJ_879XY0M

[SouthernCock]

good morning everybody

[Dietz]

mornin' Southern

[Cocklover]

morning southern and dietz!!!

[Dietz]

Heya CL!

One day closer to another weekend!

[palmettogirlusc]

oh man, i'm gonna need some starbucks to function today...

mornin yall

[Cocklover]

YESSSSS dietz, Friday Eve!!!! hiya palmetto!!

[cack™]

morning morning everybody ... first full day on the job ... and it'll be nothing but meetings this morning ... everyone have a good day

[smoovecock]

^^^^^Rich Nickle.....

[Hog]

^^^^^Rich Nickle.....

How long can a meeting about cleaning toilets take???

[Hog]

Hillbilly is ignoring me....won't answer his phone, NEVER returns calls....:roll: :sad: :sad: :sad:

[smoovecock]

How long can a meeting about cleaning toilets take???....Its How To Use Plunger Meeting Day.....that will take awhile...

[smoovecock]

Hillbilly is ignoring me....won't answer his phone, NEVER returns calls....:roll: :sad: :sad: :sad:...did you forget to duck....?????

[Hog]

....Its How To Use Plunger Meeting Day.....that will take awhile...

I hope Cwack takes a lot of notes.....Get'em Cwack!!!!:woo:

[Hog]

...did you forget to duck....?????

Hell, I forgot to look at it....will do tonight....You get my message??:woo: :lol: I was drunk:woo: and grilling pork chops :cocky: :woo: Damn good eatin:woo:

[smoovecock]

I hope Cwack takes a lot of notes.....Get'em Cwack!!!!:woo:...Yep...our little man is moving up in the world....His mamma told me last night she was so proud......

[smoovecock]

Hell, I forgot to look at it....will do tonight....You get my message??:woo: :lol: I was drunk:woo: and grilling pork chops :cocky: :woo: Damn good eatin:woo:.........Nope I was drunk and getting laid........:woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo:

[Hog]

.........Nope I was drunk and getting laid........:woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo:


So how is your sister???:woo: :woo: :cocky: :cocky:

[usc90grad]

So how is your sister???:woo: :woo: :cocky: :cocky:

Hold on...I'll ask her...

:woo:

[Hog]

...Yep...our little man is moving up in the world....His mamma told me last night she was so proud......

Cleaning toilets can take you far in life. Cwack will make his wife happy one day. His momma should be proud. You think he'll forget us now that he's head toilet cleaner?

[Hog]

Hold on...I'll ask her...

:woo:

:woo: :lol: You did wear protection, didn't ya????:-o

[usc90grad]

:woo: :lol: You did wear protection, didn't ya????:-o


from head to toe.....:puke:

[smoovecock]

So how is your sister???:woo: :woo: :cocky: :cocky:...the closest thing I had to a sister was a Lab named Lucy....yall have at it......:rotfl:

[smoovecock]

Cleaning toilets can take you far in life. Cwack will make his wife happy one day. His momma should be proud. You think he'll forget us now that he's head toilet cleaner?...yea probably will...but at least when we call him shyte head...he will actually really be one....:rotfl:

[Hog]

...the closest thing I had to a sister was a Lab named Lucy....yall have at it......:rotfl:

I miss my yellow lab named Jake:sad: :sad: Best damn dog I ever had...He loved beer:woo: :woo:

[smoovecock]

I miss my yellow lab named Jake:sad: :sad: Best damn dog I ever had...He loved beer:woo: :woo:...Sound like a damn good friend to me......Heres to Jake.......:woo:

[Hog]

...Sound like a damn good friend to me......Heres to Jake.......:woo:

Thanky my friend..:woo: Jake could fetch a duck like a mo fo. even at 10 degrees. I'd sit in the back yard drinkin a cold one and he'd look up at me beggin for a kobeer:woo: :cocky:

[smoovecock]

Thanky my friend..:woo: Jake could fetch a duck like a mo fo. even at 10 degrees. I'd sit in the back yard drinkin a cold one and he'd look up at me beggin for a kobeer:woo: :cocky:....Cool...all mine will do is look up atcha and beg for another bite of your steak....or the hupping will commence on the leg......:woo: :woo:

[Hog]

....Cool...all mine will do is look up atcha and beg for another bite of your steak....or the hupping will commence on the leg......:woo: :woo:

:lol: :lol: Just like her owner:woo: :woo: I love it when a woman humps:woo:

[smoovecock]

:lol: :lol: Just like her owner:woo: :woo: I love it when a woman humps:woo:...Its a he...Name is Gizmo...and he is just like his Daddy.........:woo: :woo: :woo:

[Gamecock_Aholic]

hey everyone. how yall doing?

[smoovecock]

Not bad my man......Hey question......why is lil flip wilsons hat on crooked...????....Maybe his head gotta big bump on it.....?????

[Hog]

Not bad my man......Hey question......why is lil flip wilsons hat on crooked...????....Maybe his head gotta big bump on it.....?????

I'm still stuck on the 3 boobies....why'd you have to bring that up last week?

[Gamecock_Aholic]

Not bad my man......Hey question......why is lil flip wilsons hat on crooked...????....Maybe his head gotta big bump on it.....?????


no, his head is just too big for hats. so he has to lay them on his head, but the tend to slide to one side when he moves alot

[smoovecock]

I'm still stuck on the 3 boobies....why'd you have to bring that up last week?...Ahhhhh....wonderful fantacies....:woo:

[Gamecock_Aholic]

hey, i heard this saying...its kinda funny


life's a bitch
cause if it were a slut
it'd be easy

[smoovecock]

no, his head is just too big for hats. so he has to lay them on his head, but the tend to slide to one side when he moves alot...Well tell the dumb ass to buy a bigger hat......

[Gamecock_Aholic]

...Well tell the dumb ass to buy a bigger hat......


thats the biggest normal sized hat..he's gonna have to go to a specialty shop to get one big enough. and people always feel stupid in speacialty shops

[Hog]

hey, i heard this saying...its kinda funny


life's a bitch
cause if it were a slut
it'd be easy

You know where that saying come from???? Me and smoove talkin bout yo momma:woo: :woo:

[Gamecock_Aholic]

You know where that saying come from???? Me and smoove talkin bout yo momma:woo: :woo:



:thumbs:

[Hog]

:thumbs:

I sowy.......I won't do it again........















yo momma!!!!!!

[Gamecock_Aholic]

I sowy.......I won't do it again........















yo momma!!!!!!


you should write a "how-to-be-a-comedian" book. CAUSE IM ROLLING!!!!!!!!!

[smoovecock]

you should right a "how-to-be-a-comedian" book. CAUSE IM ROLLING!!!!!!!!!...I told you not to smoke that stuff......Dont Do Drugs......

[Hog]

you should right a "how-to-be-a-comedian" book. CAUSE IM ROLLING!!!!!!!!!

right a book????????:lol: You better get back to studying English Junior, I'm gonna give you a quiz this afternoon. Smoove is WRITE, Don't smoke crack:woo: :lol:

[smoovecock]

right a book????????:lol: You better get back to studying English Junior, I'm gonna give you a quiz this afternoon. Smoove is WRITE, Don't smoke crack:woo: :lol:...Hawgy...I feel a drunk coming on tonight....whatcha think...awtoo...???

[LauraLeeB]

hey everyone. how yall doing?

I'm bored at work! Someone entertain me and make me :lol:

[Hog]

...Hawgy...I feel a drunk coming on tonight....whatcha think...awtoo...???

What kinda damn question is that.....every self respecting alcoholic knows what he must do...my answer is bottoms up:woo: :woo: Stampede the women and rape the horses!!!!!:woo: :woo: :cocky: :cocky: :lol:

[Hog]

I'm bored at work! Someone entertain me and make me :lol:

Hell you came to the right place!!!!! Pull up a chair and me and smoove can entertain ya.......but first......can we look up your skirt????:woo: :cocky:

[Gamecock_Aholic]

I'm bored at work! Someone entertain me and make me :lol:


two pretzels were walking down the street, one was assalted!

[smoovecock]

I'm bored at work! Someone entertain me and make me :lol:...Lookee here Hawgy.......shes hotter than home made biscuts and wants to be entertained.......:woo: :woo:

[smoovecock]

Hell you came to the right place!!!!! Pull up a chair and me and smoove can entertain ya.......but first......can we look up your skirt????:woo: :cocky:Dang it Hawgy...Ive told you never ask a lady that..........until after the second drink...........

[Hog]

...Lookee here Hawgy.......shes hotter than home made biscuts and wants to be entertained.......:woo: :woo:

Yes sir!!! BUT she's a walk-on, should we be gentle??:woo: :woo:

[Hog]

Freak!!! I forgot, damn manager's meeting today:-x :-x
BUT, today is Friday for me:woo: :woo: Gotta go to my kids field day tomorrow. Smoove, you wanna enter the three-legged race with me??? We'll take those young punks down:woo: :cocky:

[smoovecock]

Yes sir!!! BUT she's a walk-on, should we be gentle??:woo: :woo:....Yea....shes a purde un so lets be gentle....where did she go.......ut oh.....Hawgy did you fart agian...????

[smoovecock]

Freak!!! I forgot, damn manager's meeting today:-x :-x
BUT, today is Friday for me:woo: :woo: Gotta go to my kids field day tomorrow. Smoove, you wanna enter the three-legged race with me??? We'll take those young punks down:woo: :cocky:...Nanner..Nanner..Nan Nan...Hawgys got a Mgr Meeting...:rotfl: :rotfl:

[Hog]

....Yea....shes a purde un so lets be gentle....where did she go.......ut oh.....Hawgy did you fart agian...????

mexican for lunch:woo: :woo: I don't fart, I poot:woo:

[smoovecock]

Freak!!! I forgot, damn manager's meeting today:-x :-x
BUT, today is Friday for me:woo: :woo: Gotta go to my kids field day tomorrow. Smoove, you wanna enter the three-legged race with me??? We'll take those young punks down:woo: :cocky:...Yea Yea....we beat hell outta dose punks.....as Cwack says....Dats How we rollz....:woo: :woo:

[LauraLeeB]

mexican for lunch:woo: :woo: I don't fart, I poot:woo:

hahahaha you said Poot! :rotfl:

[LauraLeeB]

....Yea....shes a purde un so lets be gentle....where did she go.......ut oh.....Hawgy did you fart agian...????

Yeah I am a little "inexperienced" in this area...but i am a quick learner :wink:

[smoovecock]

Yeah I am a little "inexperienced" in this area...but i am a quick learner :wink:...Im madly in luv with the new girl.....gettem LLB.....you beez da bomb....:woo: :woo: :woo: :woo:

[smoovecock]

mexican for lunch:woo: :woo: I don't fart, I poot:woo:..knowing yo stank azz....you problaly sharted......:woo:

[LauraLeeB]

..knowing yo stank azz....you problaly sharted......:woo:

OMG! I just learned what that was a couple of days ago, not from personal experience though! Let me just make that clear!!!!!

[LauraLeeB]

...Im madly in luv with the new girl.....gettem LLB.....you beez da bomb....:woo: :woo: :woo: :woo:

Thanks Smoove! You ain't too bad yourself :) This is fun! Now i am NEVER going to get any work done!

[smoovecock]

Thanks Smoove! You ain't too bad yourself :) This is fun! Now i am NEVER going to get any work done!...Work....????...You aint gotta snowballs chance in hell getting any work done around here......Dont worry Ill be yo Suga Daddy.....you want have a thing to worry bout......:woo: :woo: :woo:

[smoovecock]

OMG! I just learned what that was a couple of days ago, not from personal experience though! Let me just make that clear!!!!!...What yo boyfriend Shoot and Poot his pants.......

[LauraLeeB]

So I Need a signature? Anyone got any bright ideas?

[Dietz]

So I Need a signature? Anyone got any bright ideas?I don't know, but I'm enjoying your avatar! Welcome, new hen in the Henhouse!!!

8-)

[LauraLeeB]

...What yo boyfriend Shoot and Poot his pants.......

Hahahaha No, it wasn't him. But I am sure when he reads this he won't appreciate the comment! LOL-but i thought it was pretty funny.

[smoovecock]

I don't know, but I'm enjoying your avatar! Welcome, new hen in the Henhouse!!!

8-)..Quit cock blockin rubber head....cant you see Im working here.......:woo:

[LauraLeeB]

I don't know, but I'm enjoying your avatar! Welcome, new hen in the Henhouse!!!

8-)

Ok newbie here, what's an avatar?

[smoovecock]

So I Need a signature? Anyone got any bright ideas?...something cool and Gamecocky....

[smoovecock]

Hahahaha No, it wasn't him. But I am sure when he reads this he won't appreciate the comment! LOL-but i thought it was pretty funny....What he can read..????....WOW.....:clap:

[LauraLeeB]

Ok newbie here, what's an avatar?

Ok nevermind, I figured it out!

[bertoholic]

you wanna enter the three-legged race with me???

What you can't enter one of those on your own? Dang public school!

[LauraLeeB]

I don't know, but I'm enjoying your avatar! Welcome, new hen in the Henhouse!!!

8-)

No one else has there pic up, maybe i should take it down and put something else up.

[smoovecock]

What you can't enter one of those on your own? Dang public school!..Really I was thinkng the same thing.......you know how all them Okies are out there......

[Hog]

What you can't enter one of those on your own? Dang public school!

If I'm turned on I can:woo: :woo: :cocky: :cocky:

[bertoholic]

No one else has there pic up, maybe i should take it down and put something else up.

Well I don't know about the others, but I always enjoy and beautiful face to go along with the name.

[smoovecock]

No one else has there pic up, maybe i should take it down and put something else up....I for one would be crushed and driven to drink.....even thou that would be a short drive I just sayin...

[bertoholic]

If I'm turned on I can:woo: :woo: :cocky: :cocky:

Well I ain't helping you out there..

[smoovecock]

If I'm turned on I can:woo: :woo: :cocky: :cocky:....:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: ....I was getting ready to give it the count down and boom..........:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

[Dietz]

No one else has there pic up, maybe i should take it down and put something else up.coolcockychick has hers, palmettogirl used to have hers, so it's cool......

... I say leave it up, but that's your choice...

[LauraLeeB]

Well I don't know about the others, but I always enjoy and beautiful face to go along with the name.

Sweet Bertoholic is a walk on too! Now i am not the LONE newbie!

[Hog]

..Really I was thinkng the same thing.......you know how all them Okies are out there......

Listen up hillbilly, the women here in arky would throw rocks at you, needle d**k

They like real men over here:woo: :woo:

[smoovecock]

Listen up hillbilly, the women here in arky would throw rocks at you, needle d**k

They like real men over here:woo: :woo:...really..???So why did Mrs. Hawgy throw money at me last night.....:woo: :woo: :woo:

[Hog]

Well I ain't helping you out there..

much obliged

[smoovecock]

Sweet Bertoholic is a walk on too! Now i am not the LONE newbie!:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[bertoholic]

Listen up hillbilly, the women here in arky would throw rocks at you, needle d**k

They like real men over here:woo: :woo:

What was that quote from Duce Bigelow, "Its not short, just narrow. Kinda like a Twizzler."

[CoolCockyChick]

coolcockychick has hers, palmettogirl used to have hers, so it's cool......

... I say leave it up, but that's your choice...

Listen to the wise words of Dietz and leave it up ...... the guys around here love a pretty face :woo:


And hello to the rest of you ..... glad to be back in the office and goofin off for a few!

[Hog]

...really..???So why did Mrs. Hawgy throw money at me last night.....:woo: :woo: :woo:

to help you pay for penis enlargement surgery:woo: :woo: She feels sorry fo yo azz:woo:

[smoovecock]

Ut oh....CCC is around......God I miss her....

[smoovecock]

to help you pay for penis enlargement surgery:woo: :woo: She feels sorry fo yo azz:woo:...as the door hit my ass...she hollerd....hurry back Daddy...Mamma cant wait long....:woo: :woo: :woo:

[Hog]

What was that quote from Duce Bigelow, "Its not short, just narrow. Kinda like a Twizzler."

Alan Jackson wrote a song about Smoove once. It's called "it's alright to be little bitty".:woo: :woo: :cocky: :cocky:

[Hog]

...as the door hit my ass...she hollerd....hurry back Daddy...Mamma cant wait long....:woo: :woo: :woo:

:woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo:

[Cocklover]

LMAO, this is why my pic is not up, it ain't a pretty face so i'll stick with what i have.

[bertoholic]

Sweet Bertoholic is a walk on too! Now i am not the LONE newbie!

Well I like to think of myself as a well kept secret more than a newbie, but you can call me anything you want!:woo:

[LauraLeeB]

Listen to the wise words of Dietz and leave it up ...... the guys around here love a pretty face :woo:


And hello to the rest of you ..... glad to be back in the office and goofin off for a few!

OH! I like your signature. Hmmm...gotta search for somthing in that range.

[smoovecock]

:woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo::woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo:

[bertoholic]

Alan Jackson wrote a song about Smoove once. It's called "it's alright to be little bitty".:woo: :woo: :cocky: :cocky:

Oh yeah "its alright to be little bitty, a little bity smoove, ...(sorry gotta keep it clean here)"

[CoolCockyChick]

smoove and hog, y'all are making my eyes hurt with all those :woo:

[smoovecock]

Oh yeah "its alright to be little bitty, a little bity smoove, ...(sorry gotta keep it clean here)"...ask CCC bout Smoovie.......:woo: :woo:

[Hog]

OH! I like your signature. Hmmm...gotta search for somthing in that range.

My avatar and sig are the coolest on this entire board...let me know when you want me to help ya:woo: :woo:

[smoovecock]

Hawgy has his pic in his Avi......nothing wrong with putting yo picture up...

[Dietz]

:woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo:it's really cool if you squint at it for say, I don't know 30 minutes, lol

:woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo:

[Hog]

...ask CCC bout Smoovie.......:woo: :woo:

she can't never answer, she's always too busy laughing............just sayin

[bertoholic]

...ask CCC bout Smoovie.......:woo: :woo:

I hear she said it was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway, but in this case it was the hot dogs fault...just sayin'

[Hog]

Hawgy has his pic in his Avi......nothing wrong with putting yo picture up...

wrong again bonehead....That's me in my sig.......:woo: :woo: I just put ole hooten nutt's head on it:woo: :cocky:

[LauraLeeB]

smoove and hog, y'all are making my eyes hurt with all those :woo:

I agree...simmer down now!

[CoolCockyChick]

...ask CCC bout Smoovie.......:woo: :woo:

I plead the 5th!

[Hog]

smoove and hog, y'all are making me hurt with all that manhood :woo:


Dang Smoove, look what CCC just said.......:woo: :woo:

[Hog]

I agree...simmer down now!

this better???:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :cocky: :cocky: :cocky: :cocky: :cocky: :cocky: :spurrier: :spurrier: :spurrier: :spurrier: :spurrier: :kill: :kill: :kill: :kill: :kill: :kill: :shotgunc: :shotgunc: :shotgunc: :shotgunc: :shotgunc: :shotgunc: :shotgunc: :happycoc: :happycoc: :happycoc: :happycoc: :angrycoc: :angrycoc: :angrycoc: :angrycoc: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :golf: :golf: :golf: :golf: :golf: :swingcoc: :swingcoc: :swingcoc: :swingcoc:

[palmettogirlusc]

this is one day where i could have stayed at work for 10 hours. now i'm at home and bored.

[LauraLeeB]

Ok i am on here messing around and i am playing hang man over email with three girls from work...i am going to get FIRED!

[Cocklover]

Ok i am on here messing around and i am playing hang man over email with three girls from work...i am going to get FIRED!
i know a few other men you three could hang, LOL!

[smoovecock]

Ok i am on here messing around and i am playing hang man over email with three girls from work...i am going to get FIRED!...No worries...remember you have a back up....:woo:

[Gamecock_Aholic]

i know a few other men you three could hang, LOL!


who are these men?

[LauraLeeB]

Palmetto! What was your avatart in 2005? The one you got the award for.

[Cocklover]

who are these men?
I shall not repeat names!! They aren't worth naming, lol.

[bertoholic]

who are these men?

and what are you hanging them by?

[palmettogirlusc]

Palmetto! What was your avatart in 2005? The one you got the award for.

hold on, i was thinkin bout changing it back anyway...i'll change it.

[bertoholic]

this is one day where i could have stayed at work for 10 hours. now i'm at home and bored.

so you're looking to...umm...pass the time.

[CoolCockyChick]

hold on, i was thinkin bout changing it back anyway...i'll change it.

was it the dog in the hot dog bun?

[Gamecock_Aholic]

and what are you hanging them by?


and for what reason are you hanging them?

[palmettogirlusc]

was it the dog in the hot dog bun?

newp. this was it.

[Gamecock_Aholic]

weird

[LauraLeeB]

hold on, i was thinkin bout changing it back anyway...i'll change it.

No wonder you got the award! That is freakin awesome! LOL:clap:

[bertoholic]

newp. this was it.

for the last time...I was drunk ok.

[LauraLeeB]

and for what reason are you hanging them?

they were bad!

[Dietz]

for the last time...I was drunk ok.lol, I thought maybe you lost a bet

[palmettogirlusc]

No wonder you got the award! That is freakin awesome! LOL:clap:

thank ya thank ya. i can't take all the credit tho, CH made it for me, i just came up with the idea.

[Gamecock_Aholic]

they were bad!


bad like, left the milk out, or bad like, stachotory rape?

[bertoholic]

lol, I thought maybe you lost a bet

When I drink Whiskey I like to take my pants off...

[Cocklover]

well i'm outta here, everybody have a good one!!!

[CoolCockyChick]

bye CL .... have a good night

[bertoholic]

duces!

[Dietz]

well i'm outta here, everybody have a good one!!!later CL

[Gamecock_Aholic]

peace CL

[Dietz]

When I drink Whiskey I like to take my pants off...brother, if we ever tailgate together remind me to give you beer, lol

[bertoholic]

brother, if we ever tailgate together remind me to give you beer, lol

Its ok I can't do it in Columbia anymore. Something about it being against the law. I thought it was quite glorious myself.

[Hog]

brother, if we ever tailgate together remind me to give you beer, lol

DON'T!!!!!!!!! beer makes him take your pants off:woo: :lol:

[LauraLeeB]

brother, if we ever tailgate together remind me to give you beer, lol

A beer??!?!?!?!?! Give him some WHISKEY!!!!!!!!:woo: :woo: :woo:

[LauraLeeB]

HOG, what is the next stage after walk on? And how do you get to the next stage? Is stage the right word, level maybe?

[bertoholic]

DON'T!!!!!!!!! beer makes him take your pants off:woo: :lol:

Only if I drink enough to make him cute.

[bertoholic]

A beer??!?!?!?!?! Give him some WHISKEY!!!!!!!!:woo: :woo: :woo:

That's my kind of girl...I think I'm falling in love or maybe its lust. I could never really tell the difference. And LLB don't go to Hog for advice lets just say it always ends with that "funny feeling."

[LauraLeeB]

Alright my new found friends, i am signing off. Its 5:00 SOMEWHERE!!!! See yall tomorrow! :) :cocky:

[Hog]

HOG, what is the next stage after walk on? And how do you get to the next stage? Is stage the right word, level maybe?

egg, then chick, then hen, then rooster, and then coot:woo: :woo:

I can't remember, I think you'll change at 100, but I can't remember

[smoovecock]

HOG, what is the next stage after walk on? And how do you get to the next stage? Is stage the right word, level maybe?...You have to go out with the first Mod to type back atcha.......:woo: :woo: :woo: and guess who day is....:woo: :woo:

[smoovecock]

Hawgy...wipe yo nose youz gotz chilli on it......

[CoolCockyChick]

HOG, what is the next stage after walk on? And how do you get to the next stage? Is stage the right word, level maybe?

All the info is here:

http://www.cockytalk.com/showthread.php?t=15071

[Hog]

Hawgy...wipe yo nose youz gotz chilli on it......

Thanky......damn gotz sum on my azz too

[Dietz]

A beer??!?!?!?!?! Give him some WHISKEY!!!!!!!!:woo: :woo: :woo:I'll give you whiskey doll baby ;)

[Hog]

All the info is here:

http://www.cockytalk.com/showthread.php?t=15071

how the hell you get negative rep points??? I wanna give negative points to smoove....I'll hang up and listen

[LauraLeeB]

Alright my new found friends, i am signing off. Its 5:00 SOMEWHERE!!!! See yall tomorrow! :) :cocky:

[Hog]

I'll give you whiskey doll baby ;)

You give her the wiskey, I'll give her sumpin else

[bertoholic]

You give her the wiskey, I'll give her sumpin else

see what I mean about that funny feeling...

[Hog]

Alright my new found friends, i am signing off. Its 5:00 SOMEWHERE!!!! See yall tomorrow! :) :cocky:

didn't you just say that a few posts back???? It's like deja vu all over again....

[smoovecock]

See Yall losers later......its bewbies and beer night and I dont wanna be late.......:woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo:

[Gamecock_Aholic]

going to work. yall take it easy.

[Hog]

See Yall losers later......its bewbies and beer night and I dont wanna be late.......:woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo:

Arky translation: Smoove's gotta mow the yard...

[SouthernCock]

:woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo:

[Dietz]

You give her the wiskey, I'll give her sumpin elsea cocktail weiner?!?

:woo: :woo: :woo:

[Dietz]

Arky translation: Smoove's gotta mow the yard...:lol:

I'm outtie too, Hog, Smoov, Southern,G_A, Bert, ya'll take 'er easy!

[bertoholic]

:lol:

I'm outtie too, Hog, Smoov, Southern,G_A, Bert, ya'll take 'er easy!
Duces! I'm making like a baby too. See ya'll tomorrow same Cocks time, same Cocks channel.

[Hog]

a cocktail weiner?!?

:woo: :woo: :woo:

:lol: :lol: .....shut up

[SouthernCock]

finally off work later peoples

[Hog]

I'm out, boobies and beer time......I mean I gotta go mow.

Todays friday for me, see you losers Monday:woo: :woo: :cocky: :cocky:

[cack™]

oh nobody wants to face cockytalk flagfootball team right now ... we're HOT!!!

[TheGuitarCock]

http://www.cockytalk.com/showthread.php?t=64865

[Gamecock_Aholic]

oh nobody wants to face cockytalk flagfootball team right now ... we're HOT!!!


that sounded a little bit homo...

[TheGuitarCock]

doh ... IT'S CACK

[cack™]

that sounded a little bit homo...

... ok

[Gamecock_Aholic]

anyone awake?

[Dr. Cock]

anyone awake?

Always... unless it's a rough school week. I'm up to at least 2:30. Most of the time it's 3:45 or so.

[MEGA]

anyone awake?

I am OLD and awake !

[palmettogirlusc]

hiya.

i'm waiting on someone to get here...

although i'm starting to get le tired.

[Gamecock_Aholic]

nice...whats up people?

[MEGA]

hiya.

i'm waiting on someone to get here...

although i'm starting to get le tired.

I have just had a very sad moment and have been crying , I ran across some of my nephews picture's (the one who was killed in a car accident in 06) , he's the one in my sig , I love that boy so much and still can't believe he is gone .

[Gamecock_Aholic]

I have just had a very sad moment and have been crying , I ran across some of my nephews picture's (the one who was killed in a car accident in 06) , he's the one in my sig , I love that boy so much and still can't believe he is gone .


im so sorry to hear that mega

[MEGA]

im so sorry to hear that mega

Thanks sweetie , I was just cleaning a draw out and there they were , I just screamed an cried , he was such a good kid, never got in trouble for anything and that the Gods truth , they were getting ready to airlift him to Memorial when he died , the helicopter was at center field where he had player youth sports for 11 straight years of his 15 year old life ....just breaks my heart !!

[Gamecock_Aholic]

wow. that means he was the same age as me