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swampthing
12-20-2007, 12:12 PM
I am still goofin off anyone else?

happygilmore527
12-20-2007, 12:12 PM
Starting your own new thread there Swampy...

swampthing
12-20-2007, 12:13 PM
yeah i guess jump in the water is fine

MEGA
12-20-2007, 12:14 PM
I am still goofin off anyone else?

I was goofing off earlier , then I got moved off, I am now goofing off again on another new and improved GOOF OFF !!!!!!! :woo:

IHateOrange
12-20-2007, 12:15 PM
that was like 15 minutes of not goofing off.... I am stressed and flustered.

swampthing
12-20-2007, 12:16 PM
i bet... iwill return its lunch time......I am having Mega on a halfshell

IHateOrange
12-20-2007, 12:18 PM
i bet... iwill return its lunch time......I am having Mega on a halfshell

That sounds delicious.

palmettogirlusc
12-20-2007, 12:19 PM
goof off 3 huh? seems like just yesterday it was goof off 2.

mornin yall. this may be the last you hear from me for a while. i may be a little incoherent. i can't wait to eat when i wake up tho. so hungry!!!! wish me luck!!!

palmettogirlusc
12-20-2007, 12:20 PM
can yall not talk about lunch? that would be fantastic.

MEGA
12-20-2007, 12:21 PM
i bet... iwill return its lunch time......I am having Mega on a halfshell


Don't forget the RITZ, everything is better when its on a RITZ !!!!! :thumbsup:

cack
12-20-2007, 12:22 PM
looks like the drama was just cleaned up

Cuck Flemson
12-20-2007, 12:22 PM
We are off and running with a new goof off thread

CoolCockyChick
12-20-2007, 12:23 PM
Now back to goofin off ......


Good luck today pgirl! :thumbsup:

cack
12-20-2007, 12:23 PM
changed it to 3.0 since this is the 3rd

palmettogirlusc
12-20-2007, 12:29 PM
Now back to goofin off ......


Good luck today pgirl! :thumbsup:

thanks. i'm just wanting food right now. i can't eat till after...and i'm extatic about that, and what i'll be eating! chicken stew from holdens ranch. although i thinki'll have to skip on putting the texas pete in it. thats the only thing that makes it a sad day. no texas pete.

RockyTopGirl
12-20-2007, 12:30 PM
hello everyone....

palmettogirlusc
12-20-2007, 12:31 PM
hiii lady!

RockyTopGirl
12-20-2007, 12:32 PM
hi..... not having such a good day.... jsut wanted to stop by and say hello to everyone for a min

palmettogirlusc
12-20-2007, 12:35 PM
chin up and smile missy!!!!

MEGA
12-20-2007, 12:37 PM
hi..... not having such a good day.... jsut wanted to stop by and say hello to everyone for a min

Turn that bad day around , and have a good one !! :thumbsup:

swampthing
12-20-2007, 12:38 PM
I love cello players. They do it in chairs with their legs spread wide

MEGA
12-20-2007, 12:40 PM
I love cello players. They do it in chairs with their legs spread wide

Be nice SWAMPY or we will have to go to GOOF OFF 4.O !! :rotfl:

swampthing
12-20-2007, 12:46 PM
as the numbe4rs get bigger the happier I am

swampthing
12-20-2007, 01:05 PM
aLL OF YOU

swampthing
12-20-2007, 01:07 PM
ARE EATING

happygilmore527
12-20-2007, 01:08 PM
I'm not eating.

palmettogirlusc
12-20-2007, 01:12 PM
i'm not. i'm not allowed to eat until after surgery.

TheMule
12-20-2007, 01:13 PM
Hello goof offs.

MEGA
12-20-2007, 01:13 PM
ARE EATING

Just drinking coffee right now , I never eat until late afternoon !!

swampthing
12-20-2007, 01:15 PM
I am full

MEGA
12-20-2007, 01:15 PM
Hello goof offs.

i guess WE are and YOU are not !!!!!! THE MULE , the GOOF OFF OF ALL GOOF OFFS !! Ummmmmmmmmm wahhhhhhhhhh !!

swampthing
12-20-2007, 01:20 PM
I am tired of it being Thursday

johnnyb
12-20-2007, 01:23 PM
me too

CoolCockyChick
12-20-2007, 01:36 PM
I am tired of it being Thursday

Yeah, me too. I think I'm going to leave work early this afternoon...

cack
12-20-2007, 01:39 PM
i have so much ****in work to do it's not even funny

MEGA
12-20-2007, 01:46 PM
I am tired of it being Thursday

What day would be your choice ??

TheMule
12-20-2007, 01:49 PM
i guess WE are and YOU are not !!!!!! THE MULE , the GOOF OFF OF ALL GOOF OFFS !! Ummmmmmmmmm wahhhhhhhhhh !!

No, I'm just a GOOF without the OFF.

TheMule
12-20-2007, 01:50 PM
What day would be your choice ??

One about 40 years ago.

Gamecock_Aholic
12-20-2007, 01:53 PM
so, did we make a new goof off thread for space?

cack
12-20-2007, 01:56 PM
so, did we make a new goof off thread for space?

uummmm ... not so much

Gamecock_Aholic
12-20-2007, 02:00 PM
uummmm ... not so much

oh, alright

cack
12-20-2007, 02:01 PM
there were some "situations" that needed to go bye bye

Gamecock_Aholic
12-20-2007, 02:01 PM
there were some "situations" that needed to go bye bye

ohhhhhhhhh, now that makes sense. dang it! and i never even got to see them

TheMule
12-20-2007, 02:08 PM
ohhhhhhhhh, now that makes sense. dang it! and i never even got to see them

Yeah dem "situations" are gonna buried unner-neet the new baseball stadium if it ever gets started.:lol:

Gamecock_Aholic
12-20-2007, 02:10 PM
now, i never saw these situations, but i feel as though they had something to do with a certain thread below us.

swampthing
12-20-2007, 02:19 PM
What day would be your choice ?? BOOTYDAY

Hog
12-20-2007, 02:20 PM
i have so much ****in work to do it's not even funny

That's funny!!!!

Gamecock_Aholic
12-20-2007, 02:21 PM
hey you finally changed your name! i like

swampthing
12-20-2007, 02:25 PM
did someone take away some rep points from me?

Hog
12-20-2007, 02:27 PM
hey you finally changed your name! i like

Thank ya, I felt it best to drop the Nutt, kinda like the U of A did.:lol: BUT, not without drama on my part. I guess CH changed the name right when goof off 2.0 went down. I couldn't login, cause of the new user name. I thought I had been sent to time-out:lol: I finally figured it out.

cack
12-20-2007, 02:32 PM
Thank ya, I felt it best to drop the Nutt, kinda like the U of A did.:lol: BUT, not without drama on my part. I guess CH changed the name right when goof off 2.0 went down. I couldn't login, cause of the new user name. I thought I had been sent to time-out:lol: I finally figured it out.

you should have still been able to login ... when i was cack5 and had him drop the 5 it still allowed me to sign in as cack5 the first time then i noticed the 5 was dropped

Hog
12-20-2007, 02:38 PM
you should have still been able to login ... when i was cack5 and had him drop the 5 it still allowed me to sign in as cack5 the first time then i noticed the 5 was dropped

Nope, it wouldn't. I tried 5 different times and got the message "try again in 15 mins" That's when I thought Cack finally has gotten tired of my cack:lol:

P.S. I was this close to changing the name to "Hog Cack"

swampthing
12-20-2007, 02:51 PM
HOG CACK that smells nice

CoolCockyChick
12-20-2007, 03:26 PM
I thought I had been sent to time-out:lol: I finally figured it out.

Well, I'm glad you weren't sent to time-out :woo:

cack
12-20-2007, 03:30 PM
welp back to work i go

cack
12-20-2007, 03:30 PM
haha the google add at the bottom of the page says "the love button ... push me hard" ... i think there's been too much pushing for somes liking already around here

Gearhead
12-20-2007, 04:06 PM
Well I see we have V 3.0 now. Its almost miller time!

cack
12-20-2007, 04:49 PM
Well I see we have V 3.0 now. Its almost miller time!

... who are you

Gearhead
12-20-2007, 04:51 PM
... who are you


lol I know I know.... Busy season at work bud. I can't even hardly find time for the family much less my second family (Cockytalk). :)

woodscock
12-20-2007, 05:04 PM
Speaking of goofing off, I got myself two (2) -count'em- tickets this moring. One was for doing 74 in a 60 and the other was a warning ticket for an unsafe lane change. Maybe I was goofing off coming to work cause I was listing to sports talk radio.
:thumbs:

CoolCockyChick
12-20-2007, 05:05 PM
Speaking of goofing off, I got myself two (2) -count'em- tickets this moring. One was for doing 74 in a 60 and the other was a warning ticket for an unsafe lane change. Maybe I was goofing off coming to work cause I was listing to sports talk radio.
:thumbs:

OUCH! Two tickets - that sucks!

woodscock
12-20-2007, 05:06 PM
OUCH! Two tickets - that sucks!

Yea and he wouldn't even take a donut.. Whats that all about?

CoolCockyChick
12-20-2007, 05:08 PM
Yea and he wouldn't even take a donut.. Whats that all about?

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

MEGA
12-20-2007, 05:12 PM
Yea and he wouldn't even take a donut.. Whats that all about?

You should have said, "thank you anyway , but someone already gave me a ticket this morning " !!!! :thumbsup:

cack
12-20-2007, 05:13 PM
good job woods ... at least when you do it ... you do it right

SNEEZ
12-20-2007, 05:21 PM
one idiot employe down and fired 5 days before christmas. I almost feel complete.

Hog
12-20-2007, 05:22 PM
Yea and he wouldn't even take a donut.. Whats that all about?

I'm just amazed you passed the sobriety test

TheGuitarCock
12-20-2007, 05:26 PM
Hello

Dietz
12-20-2007, 05:46 PM
ahhhh!.....winter break......

(pours another 3 fingers of Jack with a splash of egg nog)

good afternoon workin' folk!!! lol

cack
12-20-2007, 05:49 PM
ahhhh!.....winter break......

(pours another 3 fingers of Jack with a splash of egg nog)

good afternoon workin' folk!!! lol

bastard :-x

cack
12-20-2007, 05:57 PM
welp i'm heading home ... PEACE

TheGuitarCock
12-20-2007, 05:59 PM
i hear ya dietz. where u teach at?

Dietz
12-20-2007, 06:00 PM
I know , I know twistin' the knife, rubbin' in the salt....

...it's so good to get away from those bastards for a while, a one majorly neurotic mother...

...I've only spoken to a couple parents of the 30 students I teach, but one bitch has called me like 5 times, and her son is a worthless, lazy piece of crap!!! She's like, "I just don't want him to end up like his father", it's prolly a little late for that and I've got 29 other students who actually care and want to learn....

....feel like takin' a few more swigs of "truth serum" an' callin' the b**** up an' tellin' her what I REALLY think of her son and her parenting skills!!!!

Dietz
12-20-2007, 06:01 PM
i hear ya dietz. where u teach at?I'll tell you specifically in PM if you want, but I teach cooking at a career and tech center, high schoolers, gotta love 'em!

Dietz
12-20-2007, 06:02 PM
welp i'm heading home ... PEACEpeace, cack, have a good 'un

Gamecock_Aholic
12-20-2007, 07:59 PM
HEYYYYY. hows it going

palmettogirlusc
12-20-2007, 08:11 PM
guess who's alive and kickin....and stilll hasn't eatin

TheGuitarCock
12-20-2007, 08:14 PM
guess who's alive and kickin....and stilll hasn't eatin

:roll:

CoverTwo
12-20-2007, 08:32 PM
guess who's alive and kickin....and stilll hasn't eatin

Osama.

Gamecocks4ever
12-20-2007, 09:00 PM
guess who's alive and kickin....and stilll hasn't eatinPee Wee Herman?

palmettogirlusc
12-20-2007, 09:04 PM
no dummies. ME! i just can't get the bleeding to stop in one side so i can eat.

TheGuitarCock
12-20-2007, 09:07 PM
Oh, I forgot about your surgery...how everythin go?

palmettogirlusc
12-20-2007, 09:12 PM
i'm actually awake righ tnow. i just want food.. gotta get the bleeding to stop then i can take my meds and eat some stew from the ranch. (i've been waiting 2 weeks for it!)

TheGuitarCock
12-20-2007, 09:16 PM
Thats what I always eat when i'm sick. When I got me teeth pulled thats what I had....good stuff

palmettogirlusc
12-20-2007, 09:20 PM
i'm taking some home with me after christmas. it may just be my favorite food. put 4 packs of crackers and 10 drops of texas pete, and i'm a happy girl.

TheGuitarCock
12-20-2007, 09:22 PM
4 packs ?? geez. me 2 or 3

palmettogirlusc
12-20-2007, 09:42 PM
well the way i crunch up my crackers it takes 4. i crunch them in the pack and then pour it in. when i was little it used to be 2, but then i grew up to be like my dad. 4 packs and some texas pete.

TheGuitarCock
12-20-2007, 09:46 PM
well the way i crunch up my crackers it takes 4. i crunch them in the pack and then pour it in. when i was little it used to be 2, but then i grew up to be like my dad. 4 packs and some texas pete.

woah...thats what I do too. it doesnt make as much of a mess that way!

weird:wink:

palmettogirlusc
12-20-2007, 09:47 PM
been doin that since i was in elementary school. kids would do that to put crackers on their salads on salad bar day. then i started to do it when my dad would bring home stew. my parents thought i was nuts.

TheGuitarCock
12-20-2007, 09:49 PM
been doin that since i was in elementary school. kids would do that to put crackers on their salads on salad bar day. then i started to do it when my dad would bring home stew. my parents thought i was nuts.

Haha. I got it from my dad. I only did it cause I don't like the feel of cracker crumbs on my hands and it is easier...I never seen others do it before tho

palmettogirlusc
12-20-2007, 11:24 PM
stew FINALLY! this is like an orgy in my mouth (thank you stewie griffin for that fantastic line)

TheGuitarCock
12-20-2007, 11:30 PM
Awesome...sooo im trying to think of something to do tomorrow...

This girl Hannah (who is also extremely hot) wants me to come to this thing with her tomorrow...wonder if madison will get mad?????

hmmm

palmettogirlusc
12-20-2007, 11:33 PM
umm yes she will get mad.

TheGuitarCock
12-20-2007, 11:35 PM
not if she dont know....

TheGuitarCock
12-20-2007, 11:36 PM
oops

TheGuitarCock
12-20-2007, 11:43 PM
I'm hungry :P

I was jammin...

palmettogirlusc
12-21-2007, 12:00 AM
done eating. now it hurts. and i have to wait an hour after i eat to take my pain meds. :-(

CoolCockyChick
12-21-2007, 12:10 AM
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooo................. I'm PUI'ing :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo: :woo:

TheGuitarCock
12-21-2007, 12:11 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUxSkeJhEYU

HOLY COW!

TheGuitarCock
12-21-2007, 12:15 AM
Just went and played that^ on my kit. Awesome...

RockyTopGirl
12-21-2007, 03:03 AM
gr.... cant sleep.... not good

cack
12-21-2007, 10:17 AM
morning morning everybody

SNEEZ
12-21-2007, 10:29 AM
nother fkd up day can't wait.

CoolCockyChick
12-21-2007, 10:37 AM
Morning all you lovely people! :cocky: :cocky: :cocky:

Hog
12-21-2007, 10:39 AM
Morning all you lovely people! :cocky: :cocky: :cocky:

Hello Sunshine!!:woo: My day is complete:woo: Wanna see if me and you can get this thread deleted?:woo:

SNEEZ
12-21-2007, 10:40 AM
how in the name of hell can you people be in such a freaking good mood

CoolCockyChick
12-21-2007, 10:41 AM
how in the name of hell can you people be in such a freaking good mood

Because I woke up WITHOUT a hangover even after all the drinks I had last night! :woo:

CoolCockyChick
12-21-2007, 10:42 AM
Hello Sunshine!!:woo: My day is complete:woo: Wanna see if me and you can get this thread deleted?:woo:


Morning back at ya sunshine! :cocky:


As for the thread deletion, I have a feeling you could probably accomplish that yourself! :lol:

Hog
12-21-2007, 10:45 AM
how in the name of hell can you people be in such a freaking good mood

cause i woke up. count your blessings:woo:

CoolCockyChick
12-21-2007, 10:57 AM
I've got to go do some work, but I'll be back in a bit to check in and goof off! :woo:

uscalum
12-21-2007, 11:17 AM
I'm at work. I don't goof off.

d20636
12-21-2007, 11:39 AM
I'm at work. I don't goof off.Too late, you just did...:thumbsup:

happygilmore527
12-21-2007, 12:32 PM
Man i wish today would go faster. I actually have to work too while at work. Don't these people know its Christmas?

MEGA
12-21-2007, 12:35 PM
how in the name of hell can you people be in such a freaking good mood

I am with you on this one SNEEZ , I am not much of a holiday person either and I will be glad when all the HOOP LA is over !! :thumbsup:

TheGuitarCock
12-21-2007, 12:39 PM
AHHH...Holiday break...gotta love it

cack
12-21-2007, 12:40 PM
I'm at work. I don't goof off.

what's going on Al Gore

Gamecock_Aholic
12-21-2007, 12:48 PM
AHHH...Holiday break...gotta love it

PREACHHH ONN

cack
12-21-2007, 01:49 PM
chinese was yummy

TheGuitarCock
12-21-2007, 01:53 PM
im hungry

cack
12-21-2007, 03:13 PM
ah i can't wait till spring ... Softball ... and getting a Flag Football team in a league in Greer ... we're going to bring this shit home ... of course our name will be ... CockyTalk :-D

TheGuitarCock
12-21-2007, 03:15 PM
softball?

TheMule
12-21-2007, 03:17 PM
cause i woke up. count your blessings:woo:

Ain't that the truth. Maybe we ought to be like an ole dog...if we wake up, don't hurt too much, and have something to eat, it's a pretty dam good day!

MEGA
12-21-2007, 03:18 PM
softball?

If I'm not mistaken I think CACK coaches a softball team

TheGuitarCock
12-21-2007, 03:20 PM
If I'm not mistaken I think CACK coaches a softball team

:rotfl: :lol: :rotfl: :lol:
chicks?

cack
12-21-2007, 03:22 PM
softball?

that's what us old washed up folks have to do to get our fix


i play softball ... ref basketball

TheGuitarCock
12-21-2007, 03:23 PM
that's what us old washed up folks have to do to get our fix


i play softball ... ref basketball

:-?

cack
12-21-2007, 03:27 PM
:-?

i'm a busy busy man

lets see ... play softball, volleyball, some basketball, and now flag football ... and ref basketball ... the summer is about the only time i'm not slam packed

TheGuitarCock
12-21-2007, 03:28 PM
volleyball??!?!?!?!

TheGuitarCock
12-21-2007, 03:29 PM
http://70.84.254.50/~sali/wallstickers/images/stickers/sex_1.gif

cack
12-21-2007, 03:34 PM
volleyball??!?!?!?!

ya damn straight ... don't want to say COCKY ... but i'm a BEAST :thumbsup:

cack
12-21-2007, 03:35 PM
http://70.84.254.50/~sali/wallstickers/images/stickers/sex_1.gif

i knew that was coming as soon as i said "slam packed"

TheGuitarCock
12-21-2007, 03:37 PM
ya damn straight ... don't want to say COCKY ... but i'm a BEAST :thumbsup:

do you wear those short/tight elastic shorts too?:thumbs:


nonononononono say it aint sooooo

cack
12-21-2007, 03:39 PM
do you wear those short/tight elastic shorts too?:thumbs:


nonononononono say it aint sooooo

is the thumbs down because you aren't lucky enough to see me in those??









p.s. no ... but some of the girls do :thumbsup:

TheGuitarCock
12-21-2007, 03:40 PM
is the thumbs down because you aren't lucky enough to see me in those??









p.s. no ... but some of the girls do :thumbsup:


:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

oh and hell naw i dont wanna see ya in those cack...maybe ccc ??:lol:

Hog
12-21-2007, 03:51 PM
i'm a busy busy man

lets see ... play softball, volleyball, some basketball, and now flag football ... and ref basketball ... the summer is about the only time i'm not slam packed

In other words what Cack is trying to say is "It's fun stay at the Y M C A, you can hang out with all the boys!!" Not that there's anything wrong with that...just sayin

CoolCockyChick
12-21-2007, 03:57 PM
Hey goofer offers .... been damn busy as a bee today

CoolCockyChick
12-21-2007, 03:57 PM
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

oh and hell naw i dont wanna see ya in those cack...maybe ccc ??:lol:

The elastic shorts have been retired for the winter :lol:

woodscock
12-21-2007, 04:12 PM
^Merry Christmas CCC.

TheGuitarCock
12-21-2007, 04:13 PM
people can you hear it???????

CoolCockyChick
12-21-2007, 04:14 PM
^Merry Christmas CCC.

Merry Christmas to you to woodscock! May you receive lots of money to pay off your 2 tickets :lol:

Hog
12-21-2007, 04:14 PM
people can you hear it???????

no. what?

TheGuitarCock
12-21-2007, 04:15 PM
no. what?
i was listening to a song...Revival by Allman Bros...


:thumbsup:

Hog
12-21-2007, 04:16 PM
i was listening to a song...Revival by Allman Bros...


:thumbsup:


Well, turn it up some more and maybe I can:woo:

TheGuitarCock
12-21-2007, 04:17 PM
Well, turn it up some more and maybe I can:woo:
You like the ABB??

:woo:

TheMule
12-21-2007, 04:27 PM
Hey goofer offers .... been damn busy as a bee today

Shouldn't that be busy as a beaver...just sayin'.

CoolCockyChick
12-21-2007, 04:30 PM
Shouldn't that be busy as a beaver...just sayin'.

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

Gamecock_Aholic
12-21-2007, 04:58 PM
wooo, im feeling another cold coming on!

cack
12-21-2007, 05:18 PM
In other words what Cack is trying to say is "It's fun stay at the Y M C A, you can hang out with all the boys!!" Not that there's anything wrong with that...just sayin

nah... only play Volleyball at the Y ... only because my best friend gets me in free (ssshhhhh)

cack
12-21-2007, 05:18 PM
people can you hear it???????

nope ... but i can read you

palmettogirlusc
12-21-2007, 05:24 PM
mornin mornin. yes i am just waking up. those perscription pain pills will mess you up.

oh and hoggy and gaholic....yalls signatures made me wait 5 minutes just so i could post this. not dailup safe sigs. smooth. lol

TheGuitarCock
12-21-2007, 05:27 PM
WHOOOOOA

Gamecock_Aholic
12-21-2007, 06:45 PM
mornin mornin. yes i am just waking up. those perscription pain pills will mess you up.

oh and hoggy and gaholic....yalls signatures made me wait 5 minutes just so i could post this. not dailup safe sigs. smooth. lol


well i am thoroughly sorry

palmettogirlusc
12-21-2007, 07:17 PM
i was just pickin. plus i was cranky. haha.

Gamecock_Aholic
12-21-2007, 07:20 PM
i was just pickin. plus i was cranky. haha.



so are you on dial-up right now?

palmettogirlusc
12-21-2007, 07:21 PM
yeah, my dad refuses to get rid of aohell.

Gamecock_Aholic
12-21-2007, 07:23 PM
yeah, my dad refuses to get rid of aohell.


oh, i feel for you. thats what i had to live with for the longest time! when you get high speed internet, it makes you wonder how you ever lived with dial-up! but you know how that is.

Gamecock_Aholic
12-21-2007, 07:26 PM
hey, i finally got to 4000 posts! woo me

TheGuitarCock
12-21-2007, 07:57 PM
I almost got 6000

Gamecock_Aholic
12-21-2007, 08:25 PM
so i just looked at the edit profile option. and where your birthday is. it says contact and admin if your birth date changes! thats kinda funny.

MEGA
12-22-2007, 10:29 AM
so i just looked at the edit profile option. and where your birthday is. it says contact and admin if your birth date changes! thats kinda funny.

I've had the same birthday for 51 years , I just keep getting older, thats the problem !!:-|

Gamecock_Aholic
12-22-2007, 07:51 PM
well this thread is dead

USCya
12-22-2007, 08:15 PM
Where are the Paddles?


CLEAR!!!!!!

palmettogirlusc
12-22-2007, 09:08 PM
sorry guys. i've been sleeping for the past couple of days.

USCya
12-22-2007, 09:11 PM
sorry guys. i've been sleeping for the past couple of days.


Lucy you got some splannin to do....

TheGuitarCock
12-22-2007, 09:14 PM
Lucy you got some splannin to do....


:lol:

no glove no love:rotfl:

palmettogirlusc
12-22-2007, 11:34 PM
Lucy you got some splannin to do....

Lucy is on some percription pain pills that make her sleep, dearest ricky.

TheGuitarCock
12-22-2007, 11:35 PM
Lucy is on some percription pain pills that make her sleep, dearest ricky.

Does it hurt?:lol:

palmettogirlusc
12-22-2007, 11:42 PM
yes

TheGuitarCock
12-22-2007, 11:43 PM
its been like 2 days...ouch.

hope it gets better

palmettogirlusc
12-22-2007, 11:46 PM
thanks, i'm just hoping i don't end up with dry sockets on christmas, i really want to be able to eat real food.

TheGuitarCock
12-22-2007, 11:48 PM
thanks, i'm just hoping i don't end up with dry sockets on christmas, i really want to be able to eat real food.

Your sense of humor took me a minute to get.:lol:

palmettogirlusc
12-22-2007, 11:58 PM
there is no humor there...thats me being serious. i can't chew anything. i'm tired of mushy food.

TheGuitarCock
12-23-2007, 12:00 AM
there is no humor there...thats me being serious. i can't chew anything. i'm tired of mushy food.

i meant like "dry sockets" thing:thumbsup:

palmettogirlusc
12-23-2007, 12:06 AM
yeah theres no humor there. you're just hunting for dirty humor that isn't there. i'm seriously scared of having dry sockets, i've heard that they hurt so bad.

clemson sucks
12-23-2007, 12:16 AM
Pneumonia is GAY!

palmettogirlusc
12-23-2007, 12:19 AM
Pneumonia is GAY!

ewww i would say so.

Gamecock_Aholic
12-23-2007, 02:11 AM
ewww i would say so.

you have pneumonia?

MEGA
12-23-2007, 02:13 AM
you have pneumonia?

Are you goofing off ??

palmettogirlusc
12-23-2007, 03:00 AM
why am i still awake?

Cuck Flemson
12-23-2007, 03:02 AM
why am i still awake?

Um Maybe you can't sleep?

Same problem.

Dietz
12-23-2007, 12:48 PM
*yawn*

...is it too early for another big egg nog? damn, I've already gained 4 pounds in four days, Elvis and Babe Ruth got nothin' on me!

TheGuitarCock
12-23-2007, 12:49 PM
Nah, it's lunchtime...

...sigh..

Dietz
12-23-2007, 01:26 PM
I've not only been drinkin' too much, but eatin' the fatiest food I can find...

...gonna need a scooter before long, lol

Gamecock_Aholic
12-23-2007, 02:08 PM
i officially feel like crap

swampthing
12-24-2007, 06:30 AM
MErrry Christmas EVE

TheMule
12-24-2007, 09:42 AM
MErrry Christmas EVE

Back atcha Swampmeister. And a Merry Christmas Eve to the rest of the CT slackers today.

swampthing
12-24-2007, 09:58 AM
Anyone ever notice how much Harry Connick Jr looks like a monkey?

TheMule
12-24-2007, 11:20 AM
Anyone ever notice how much Harry Connick Jr looks like a monkey?

A spider monkey or a chimpanzee monkey? I did notice that Brittney Spears ears look like someone's been pulling on them pretty hard.

swampthing
12-24-2007, 11:33 AM
A spider monkey or a chimpanzee monkey? I did notice that Brittney Spears ears look like someone's been pulling on them pretty hard.

He looks like that monkey that was on SNL that Chris Kattan dressed up as..... I know I noticed that about Britneys ears too. I told her come up for air but she kept at it and I guess I pulled a little hard. She said it doesn't hurt though

Dietz
12-24-2007, 11:56 AM
if only the top of her head were a little flatter, no place to set my beer!

johnnyb
12-24-2007, 02:02 PM
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE EVERYONE!

USCya
12-24-2007, 02:07 PM
http://www.thedailyreel.com/spotlight/coffee-break/archive/2006/12/18/d-in-a-box/image


Merry Christmas Goof Offs!

swampthing
12-24-2007, 02:08 PM
I have gas that would make a mule blush

swampthing
12-24-2007, 04:02 PM
Is it time to go home yet?

MACXIMVS
12-24-2007, 04:04 PM
merry christmas swampyclause and co.

swampthing
12-24-2007, 04:14 PM
and to you as well

Gamecock_Aholic
12-24-2007, 04:18 PM
im sick on Christmas! GAHHH

swampthing
12-24-2007, 04:20 PM
I am coming down with it and I got to poot

TheMule
12-24-2007, 04:32 PM
I am coming down with it and I got to poot

If them thangs are as bad as you say, let some slip out and they'll MAKE you go home early!

swampthing
12-24-2007, 04:44 PM
I am alone.... I am working so everyone else can be off

MEGA
12-24-2007, 04:45 PM
I am alone.... I am working so everyone else can be off

Awwwwwwww, Swampy thats too sweet !!

CoolCockyChick
12-24-2007, 04:47 PM
Merry Christmas Eve goofer offer's!

swampthing
12-24-2007, 04:48 PM
Awwwwwwww, Swampy thats too sweet !!

Not really cause I wanted tommorrow off.

MEGA
12-24-2007, 04:48 PM
Merry Christmas Eve goofer offer's!

Back at cha CCC !! :thumbsup:

palmettogirlusc
12-25-2007, 02:03 AM
Merry Christmas Everybody!!!!!

RockyTopGirl
12-25-2007, 02:03 PM
Merry Christmas Everybody!!!

TheGuitarCock
12-25-2007, 02:29 PM
Merry Christmas!

TheGuitarCock
12-25-2007, 10:34 PM
I'm in Rock Hill and I would like to thank whoevers wireless network I am using

TheGuitarCock
12-25-2007, 11:23 PM
All you people time to change ur sigs and avatars....holidays over!

YESSS

palmettogirlusc
12-25-2007, 11:24 PM
dude....its still christmas.

palmettogirlusc
12-25-2007, 11:25 PM
most people arn't thinking about changing their stuff until tomorrow.

TheGuitarCock
12-25-2007, 11:26 PM
Geez...I was just joking, gah. Nah im just bored out of my mind right now...

palmettogirlusc
12-25-2007, 11:29 PM
at least you arn't the lone soul in columbia.

thats me.

TheGuitarCock
12-25-2007, 11:32 PM
Why the he!! are you in Columbia for Christmas?

I'm in RH :grin:

palmettogirlusc
12-25-2007, 11:38 PM
i have to work tomorrow. i left around 6ish. i made it to clinton right after it got dark. so i'm asumming thats when i left.

TheGuitarCock
12-25-2007, 11:51 PM
holy crap

palmettogirlusc
12-26-2007, 12:11 AM
???

cack
12-26-2007, 09:49 AM
morning morning everybody

so my home computer is ****ing up ... no cockytalkin for me over the Holidays :-(

cack
12-26-2007, 10:03 AM
so everybody is too good to goof off today??

TheMule
12-26-2007, 10:12 AM
so everybody is too good to goof off today??

G'mornin fellow goofer...that's goofer, not goober.

cack
12-26-2007, 10:21 AM
G'mornin fellow goofer...that's goofer, not goober.

would much rather be a goofer than a goober

cack
12-26-2007, 11:16 AM
well if i can get my aol radio working i will be having to do a little work myself ... ttyl

Snake
12-26-2007, 11:17 AM
I've got SO much Garbage to take off.......I better get to work:-|

CoolCockyChick
12-26-2007, 11:39 AM
I've got SO much Garbage to take off.......I better get to work:-|

Same here Snake. My brother cleaned out my garage over the weekend, and now it's filled with boxes and bags of wrapping paper!

palmettogirlusc
12-26-2007, 11:41 AM
mornin. my apt complex is EMPTY. its creepy.

cack
12-26-2007, 11:46 AM
aahhh too much to do ... i think i may recruit someone to sneak in and do my work for me and let me just sit behind the computer :-D

CoolCockyChick
12-26-2007, 11:50 AM
aahhh too much to do ... i think i may recruit someone to sneak in and do my work for me and let me just sit behind the computer :-D

goober

CoolCockyChick
12-26-2007, 11:51 AM
mornin. my apt complex is EMPTY. its creepy.

That is a creepy feeling. My kids left to go to NC for a week and I know it's going to be creepy when I go home tonight and it's completely quiet and empty (except for the garage :lol: ).

cack
12-26-2007, 11:55 AM
goober

i got one ... but not one


no that's not me flirting

CoolCockyChick
12-26-2007, 12:11 PM
i got one ... but not one


no that's not me flirting

Flirting? Who are you flirting with?

And I still say you're a goober :lol:

cack
12-26-2007, 12:17 PM
Flirting? Who are you flirting with?

And I still say you're a goober :lol:

eehhh ... i've been called worse

CoolCockyChick
12-26-2007, 12:19 PM
eehhh ... i've been called worse

Well goober ... I have to go work for a while. Upset customers in Myrtle Beach I have to take care of.

cack
12-26-2007, 12:22 PM
Well goober ... I have to go work for a while. Upset customers in Myrtle Beach I have to take care of.

yep just waiting for UPS to FINALLY get here






welp ... they are ... just pulled up

TheMule
12-26-2007, 01:04 PM
aahhh too much to do ... i think i may recruit someone to sneak in and do my work for me and let me just sit behind the computer :-D

My Dad was a shift supervisor for Milliken and kept noticing a someone he hadn't seen following one of his employees around. He went up to the guy and asked him who what department he worked in and who his supervisor was. He told my Dad that he worked right here...Sammy had hired him to come in and do his job. :lol:

cack
12-26-2007, 01:24 PM
My Dad was a shift supervisor for Milliken and kept noticing a someone he hadn't seen following one of his employees around. He went up to the guy and asked him who what department he worked in and who his supervisor was. He told my Dad that he worked right here...Sammy had hired him to come in and do his job. :lol:

:lol: :rotfl: :lol: :rotfl:

palmettogirlusc
12-26-2007, 01:44 PM
who wants to go to work for me?

i dunno how this is gonna go. i havn't taken my meds yet (bad idea). and i havn't done this much since wends. i don't know if i'm up to this.

cack
12-26-2007, 03:08 PM
AAAHHHHH I'M SO READY TO LEAVE!!!

USCya
12-26-2007, 03:11 PM
Why is everyone working? don't you have any leave to burn up?

cack
12-26-2007, 03:14 PM
i'm just starting to get scared that UPS has still yet to deliver today ... every time i hear a truck i think it's them ... so it really sounds like they're pulling up ... yep that's them ... oh shit ...

cack
12-26-2007, 03:18 PM
so wasn't that bad ... only 12 packages ... said he had 2 routes to run today so that's why it took so long ... WHEW!!!

CoolCockyChick
12-26-2007, 03:59 PM
AAAHHHHH I'M SO READY TO LEAVE!!!

Me too! And I'm going to do just that in the next 30 minutes! :woo:

I've got leave to burn before year-end, so I won't be working much over the next few days :cocky:

cack
12-26-2007, 04:39 PM
when i get off i gotta mess with my computer at home to see if i can figure out whats wrong with it ... hopefully it's the cheapest thing possible ... i've already had 3 virus' on that damn thing ... now i'm going to have to replace the monitor or video card ... or something

palmettogirlusc
12-26-2007, 08:44 PM
Why is everyone working? don't you have any leave to burn up?

i work retail. part-time. so i don't get leave.

TheGuitarCock
12-27-2007, 12:37 AM
Hello

cack
12-27-2007, 09:41 AM
morning morning everybody

palmettogirlusc
12-27-2007, 10:13 AM
mornin. if i didn't have to drive out to sandhills before work i would still be asleep. stupid dress. the dress i want for new years is at a store that is only at village at sandills. of all the malls in columbia. they had to put it at the hardest one to reach. the things i do to have a blue sequined dress.

cack
12-27-2007, 10:19 AM
so you have to have a special dress to get drunk for some "special" 12:00 kiss with some random drunk (for you) guy ... on a day that just means you're about to **** up the next month or two of documents you're about to work on because you'll continue to put 07 instead of 08 ... all while giving the FEW that remember to change the date ... another chance to make fun of you about something

CoolCockyChick
12-27-2007, 10:20 AM
Morning! I woke up at 6:00 when my alarm went off and then said to myself "Hmm, I don't think I'm going to go to work today after all" and promptly went right back to sleep! Ah.......so nice :grin:

cack
12-27-2007, 10:21 AM
Morning! I woke up at 6:00 when my alarm went off and then said to myself "Hmm, I don't think I'm going to go to work today after all" and promptly went right back to sleep! Ah.......so nice :grin:

oh i just may neg. rep your ass to hell

CoolCockyChick
12-27-2007, 10:21 AM
oh i just may neg. rep your ass to hell

As morgan would say ..... don't be a hater :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: