3 word story!

[Gamecock_Aholic]

i know this has been done before. but its really kinda fun. im gonna say three words, the next person will say three words. and we will make a long story from it. now, im gonna give an example just so we're completely clear on this.

(me) there once was

(you) a man named

(me) jimmy who liked

(you) to eat cheese...


alright, so lets start.



I cant believe

[duckhuntersc]

what I saw

[Gamecock_Aholic]

when i looked

[TheMule]

when i looked

in her drawers

[Gamecock_Aholic]

in her drawers


it was a

[hayesnumber76]

six week old

[Gamecock_Aholic]

six week old


pickle, that had

[hayesnumber76]

started to grow

[CaptainCrunch]

with a limp

[Gamecock_Aholic]

because she was

[hayesnumber76]

because she was
unfortunately diagnosed with

[johnnyb]

severe terminal halitosis

[Jolly Roger]

with a slight

[Gamecock_Aholic]

with a slight


lazy eye, that

[usc1]

looked at me

[CaptainCrunch]

when i was

[chinhaircock]

reaching for the

[johnnyb]

remote to change

[CaptainCrunch]

to change the

[Spurrier_Superior_One]

channel away from

[Spurrier_Superior_One]

those mangy ass

[MEGA]

those mangy ass
low down dirty

[Regalcock]

low down dirty

rotten no good

[MEGA]

rotten no good

cheating redneck tralier

[TaterHater1984]

trash Clemson Tigers

[MEGA]

trash Clemson Tigers

that we all

[TaterHater1984]

loathe so much

[ChuckyCock]

Out of nowhere,

[Dietz]

here comes Tammy

[Kappa Cock]

with his finger

[22cocky]

in his ass

[Gamecock_Aholic]

smiling and giggling

[johnnyb]

like a girl

[22cocky]

who will switch

[johnnyb]

the story she

[22cocky]

wrote for Tammy

[hayesnumber76]

who is retarded

[Gamecock_Aholic]

but along came

[Spurrier_Superior_One]

Spurrier who kicked

[Spurrier_Superior_One]

the living crap

[Gamecock_Aholic]

outta tammy and

[GotSpurrier82]

outta Tammy and

Willy Korn. So,

[22cocky]

they girlie cried

[woodscock]

The current channel

[22cocky]

covered on TV

[Spurrier_Superior_One]

showed the owning

[CaptainCrunch]

of clemson university's

[Dietz]

new rapist recruits

[CaptainCrunch]

that were wearing

[chinhaircock]

orange and purple

[hayesnumber76]

orange and purple
like flamboyantly gay

[usc1]

and were sucking

[Dietz]

a sheep's udder

[stiffolcock]

And then the

[Dietz]

daughter's of Danny

[chinhaircock]

Ford and their

[TheGuitarCock]

Inbred family went

[garnet4ever]

to eat Denny's

[hayesnumber76]

pet moose Rico

[CaptainCrunch]

with a big

[Dietz]

oily, slimy, greasy,...

[22cocky]

maggot Gypsy whore

[Spurrier_Superior_One]

who is dumb

[Spurrier_Superior_One]

Miss Teen South

[Spurrier_Superior_One]

Carolina who cannot

[SouthernCock]

read a map

[22cocky]

or follow directions

[Spurrier_Superior_One]

says THE IRAQ

[Spurrier_Superior_One]

as she scratches

[Spurrier_Superior_One]

her head because

[GamecockSkip]

she hasn't washed

[Spurrier_Superior_One]

anything in the

[Spurrier_Superior_One]

past four days

[ChuckyCock]

and the smell

[Spurrier_Superior_One]

was worse than

[Spurrier_Superior_One]

a pile of

[Spurrier_Superior_One]

dead cold fish

[RockyTopGirl]

on a hot

[Dietz]

plate of spatulas

[RockyTopGirl]

with a large

[ChuckyCock]

In the meantime,

[Dietz]

aliens take over

[SouthernCock]

i can't take

[johnnyb]

anymore of this

[SouthernCock]

where's will smith

[Dietz]

eating leftover sushi

[RockyTopGirl]

in the back

[Dietz]

seat of a

[SouthernCock]

broke down car

[ChuckyCock]

by the river

[Spurrier_Superior_One]

that contains many

[SouthernCock]

kilos of coke

[Dietz]

and psychedelic visions

[dirtybird2001]

mangy ass taters

[CaptainCrunch]

were walking down

[dirtybird2001]

in their purple

[Gamecock_Aholic]

and orange little

[dirtybird2001]

shiny velveteen leotards

[Gamecock_Aholic]

but meanwhile back

[dirtybird2001]

at the ESSO

[SNEEZ]

a fire burns

[dirtybird2001]

with an effigy

[Gamecock_Aholic]

beyond our wildest

[Spurrier_Superior_One]

dreams with Tammy

[Spurrier_Superior_One]

getting his ass

[Spurrier_Superior_One]

owned by the

[22cocky]

Cocks and ACC

[woodscock]

just don't mix

[Dietz]

oil and water

[22cocky]

spread the fire

[SouthernCock]

where the wind

[22cocky]

blows Clempson stinks

[kirkblitz]

out of the woods

[NotSoFast]

came a sound

[MEL]

of a sissy

[c-girl]

crying for a

[CockyandProud]

a new pacifier

[kirkblitz]

made of shamwows

[NewberryCock]

.My momma said"

[kirkblitz]

bring me my

[Dr. Cock]

juice full of

[kirkblitz]

the greatest drink

[kirkblitz]

which is made

[riceatusc]

out of midgets

[kirkblitz]

who are from

[The Big Gravy]

cuba that have

[kirkblitz]

tasty fried legs