USC80
03-03-2008, 11:48 AM
A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders, accompanied by two
female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack
(Churchill Downs) to learn about thoroughbred horses and the
supporting industry (Bourbon), but mostly to see the horses.
When it was time to take the children to the bathroom it was
decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would
go with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting
outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her
that none of them could reach the urinal.
Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with
their pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by one
holding onto their "wee wees" to direct the flow.
As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was
unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring,
the teacher said, "My goodness - you must be in the 5th grade."
"No, ma'am, " he replied. "I'm the jockey riding Silver Arrow in the seventh."
female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack
(Churchill Downs) to learn about thoroughbred horses and the
supporting industry (Bourbon), but mostly to see the horses.
When it was time to take the children to the bathroom it was
decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would
go with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting
outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her
that none of them could reach the urinal.
Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with
their pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by one
holding onto their "wee wees" to direct the flow.
As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was
unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring,
the teacher said, "My goodness - you must be in the 5th grade."
"No, ma'am, " he replied. "I'm the jockey riding Silver Arrow in the seventh."