THE CHICKENS
03-06-2008, 04:59 PM
A married couple is driving along a highway
doing a steady 60 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her
husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. 'I
know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce.'
The wife says nothing,
Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly
increases her speed to 65 mph. The husband speaks again. 'I don't want
you to try and talk me out of it,' He says, 'because I've been having
an
affair with your best friend. Again the wife stays quiet, But grips the
steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 75 He
pushes his luck. 'I want the house,' he says insistently..
Up to< 80 . 'I want the car, too,' he continues.
85 mph. 'And,' he says, 'I'll have the bank
accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!'
The car slowly starts veering towards a massive
concrete bridge. This makes him nervous, so he asks her, 'Isn't there
anything you want?'
The wife at last replies in a quiet and
controlled voice.
'No, I've got everything I need,' she says.
'Oh, really,' he inquires, 'so what have you
got?'
Just before they slam into the wall at 85
mph,The wife turns to him and smiles. 'The airbag.'
Moral of the Story :
Women are crazy!!!!
doing a steady 60 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her
husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. 'I
know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce.'
The wife says nothing,
Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly
increases her speed to 65 mph. The husband speaks again. 'I don't want
you to try and talk me out of it,' He says, 'because I've been having
an
affair with your best friend. Again the wife stays quiet, But grips the
steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 75 He
pushes his luck. 'I want the house,' he says insistently..
Up to< 80 . 'I want the car, too,' he continues.
85 mph. 'And,' he says, 'I'll have the bank
accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!'
The car slowly starts veering towards a massive
concrete bridge. This makes him nervous, so he asks her, 'Isn't there
anything you want?'
The wife at last replies in a quiet and
controlled voice.
'No, I've got everything I need,' she says.
'Oh, really,' he inquires, 'so what have you
got?'
Just before they slam into the wall at 85
mph,The wife turns to him and smiles. 'The airbag.'
Moral of the Story :
Women are crazy!!!!