USCya
03-12-2008, 02:51 PM
A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital.
During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was
masturbating furiously.
"Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman. "That's disgraceful! Why is he
doing that?"
The physician who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm very
sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious
condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't
do that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his
testicles could easily rupture."
"Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay," said the woman.
As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient
laying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him.
Again, the woman screamed, "Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified?"
Again the physician spoke very calmly. "Same illness, better
health plan."
During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was
masturbating furiously.
"Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman. "That's disgraceful! Why is he
doing that?"
The physician who was leading the tour calmly explained, "I'm very
sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious
condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't
do that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his
testicles could easily rupture."
"Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay," said the woman.
As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient
laying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him.
Again, the woman screamed, "Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified?"
Again the physician spoke very calmly. "Same illness, better
health plan."