GamecockSkip
12-24-2008, 06:53 AM
Ma Tater was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out....
"Pa, You need to go out and fix the outhouse!"
Pa Tater replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse."
Ma Tater yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it."
So.......Pa Tater mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back,
"Ma There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse! "
Ma Tater replies, "Stick yur head in the hole!"
Pa Tater yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in that hole!"
Ma Tater says, "Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix."
So with that, Pa Tater sticks his head in the hole,
looks around and yells back,
"Ma There ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse!"
Ma Tater hollers back, "Now take your head out of the hole!"
Pa Tater proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling,
"Ma Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!"
To which Ma Tater replies, "Hurt's, don't it ?!"
"Pa, You need to go out and fix the outhouse!"
Pa Tater replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse."
Ma Tater yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it."
So.......Pa Tater mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back,
"Ma There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse! "
Ma Tater replies, "Stick yur head in the hole!"
Pa Tater yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in that hole!"
Ma Tater says, "Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix."
So with that, Pa Tater sticks his head in the hole,
looks around and yells back,
"Ma There ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse!"
Ma Tater hollers back, "Now take your head out of the hole!"
Pa Tater proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling,
"Ma Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!"
To which Ma Tater replies, "Hurt's, don't it ?!"