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    whats going on. So you do IT work? Im looking for a job at the moment. I been doing IT support for 10 years. worked in a help desk, a NOC, a government office, and now im self employed IT contractor and its not going like I thought.
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    Thanx for the rep bud. ... coming back your way as soon as I spread some around
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    Thanks for the points!
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    Thanks. I'll have to admit, that was pretty funny.
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    not even close LOL...BUT thank you!!
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    hehehe! I only speak the truth! :)
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    Happy Birthday!!! I hope you have a great one!
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    Happy B-day man!!
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    Thanks for the rep! Did we just become best friends?!
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    The Loch Ness Monster should have bet on American Pharoah to win

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Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
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