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Woman Mauled to Death by Lion While Having Sex
While her boyfriend runs and leaves her to the lion....
Zimbabwe: Lion Mauls Woman to Death as She has Sex with Lover Lion stalks courting couple and kills woman as boyfriend runs for help wearing nothing but a condom A lion killed a woman while she was having sex in the bush with her boyfriend, reports have emerged. He managed to escape wearing nothing but a condom. The woman, identified as Sharai Mawera, was mauled to death in the attack in Mahombekombe, Kariba in Zimbabwe. She was severely injured in her neck and stomach. Her boyfriend, a fisherman who was not identified, heard the lion roar, MyZimbabwe reported. They had been having sex in a sideways position and he managed to escape wearing nothing but a condom. He turned back to see Mawera being mauled and rushed to a nearby road for help. Motorists refused to stop, however. As he was naked, it is presumed that many thought he was suffering from mental health problems. A source said: "Later on people heard his plea and accompanied him to the police station, where he reported the matter. "Cops and officers from Zimbabwe Parks and Wildlife Management Authority attended the scene and fired at the animal. "The woman had already been killed. She had bloody bruises all over her body. Her neck and tummy had been mauled." Eight villagers were killed over the space of two months and the attacks only stopped when a pride of lions was killed. http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/articles/44...having-sex.htm |
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At least she went out with a "bang."
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Clarification please.
Were they having sex in the bush, or in her bush? I'll hang up and listen. |
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And she did want to be eaten....just not by the lion |
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Again, I don't have to outrun the lion.
I just have to outrun you. |
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Make that 51 ways to leave your lover...
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A man wearing nothing but a condom runs up to your car and asks for help, what do you do?
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I keep driving ... now if a woman runs up to my car wearing nothing and carring a condom ... i may stop :lol: |
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I wonder if he could "point" the people in the car to the right direction...
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What's a condom?
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Something that people who have sex in bushes never use...or at least I thought. This story could be the sequel to Ghost and the Darkness. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...hedarkness.jpg |
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At least he made sure he had protection.
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He's wearing a condom, he's safe.
http://www.condom2buy.com/images_pro...-Lubricant.jpg *may not protect against some sexually transmitted diseases or hungry lions. |
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Ummm...wow. That is strange. The thing that gets me is that the guy was wearing a condom. Apparently, in Africa with AIDS rampant, that has been an issue.
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Now what I want to know is, was she riding him cow girl style and got tackled off by the lion, or were they doing if missionary and he just jumped off and left her there.
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not only do you get killed by a lion, the guy having sex with you is more worried about you giving him a std than being killed by a wild animal.
cant wait to see this episode of i shouldnt be alive. |
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They call it "doin it zebra" in the bush. |
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Well better a lion then Oscar Pistorius.
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