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usc90grad 03-06-2013 11:31 AM

Woman Mauled to Death by Lion While Having Sex
 
While her boyfriend runs and leaves her to the lion....

Zimbabwe: Lion Mauls Woman to Death as She has Sex with Lover


Lion stalks courting couple and kills woman as boyfriend runs for help wearing nothing but a condom

A lion killed a woman while she was having sex in the bush with her boyfriend, reports have emerged. He managed to escape wearing nothing but a condom.

The woman, identified as Sharai Mawera, was mauled to death in the attack in Mahombekombe, Kariba in Zimbabwe. She was severely injured in her neck and stomach. Her boyfriend, a fisherman who was not identified, heard the lion roar, MyZimbabwe reported. They had been having sex in a sideways position and he managed to escape wearing nothing but a condom. He turned back to see Mawera being mauled and rushed to a nearby road for help.

Motorists refused to stop, however. As he was naked, it is presumed that many thought he was suffering from mental health problems. A source said: "Later on people heard his plea and accompanied him to the police station, where he reported the matter.

"Cops and officers from Zimbabwe Parks and Wildlife Management Authority attended the scene and fired at the animal. "The woman had already been killed. She had bloody bruises all over her body. Her neck and tummy had been mauled."

Eight villagers were killed over the space of two months and the attacks only stopped when a pride of lions was killed.

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/articles/44...having-sex.htm

GotSpurrier82 03-06-2013 12:12 PM

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At least she went out with a "bang."

Hog 03-06-2013 12:27 PM

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Clarification please.

Were they having sex in the bush, or in her bush?

I'll hang up and listen.

usc90grad 03-06-2013 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by GotSpurrier82 (Post 3696947)
At least she went out with a "bang."

:lol:

And she did want to be eaten....just not by the lion

Acockolypse Now 03-06-2013 01:07 PM

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Again, I don't have to outrun the lion.

I just have to outrun you.

d20636 03-06-2013 03:28 PM

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Make that 51 ways to leave your lover...

etowngangsta 03-06-2013 03:54 PM

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A man wearing nothing but a condom runs up to your car and asks for help, what do you do?

cack 03-06-2013 04:14 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by etowngangsta (Post 3697222)
A man wearing nothing but a condom runs up to your car and asks for help, what do you do?


I keep driving ... now if a woman runs up to my car wearing nothing and carring a condom ... i may stop :lol:

5150harley 03-06-2013 04:18 PM

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I wonder if he could "point" the people in the car to the right direction...

Mr. Burns 03-06-2013 04:18 PM

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What's a condom?

Mick Chicken 03-06-2013 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Burns (Post 3697259)
What's a condom?

lion repellent

Regalcock 03-06-2013 04:25 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Burns (Post 3697259)
What's a condom?


Something that people who have sex in bushes never use...or at least I thought.

This story could be the sequel to Ghost and the Darkness.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...hedarkness.jpg

COCKDIESEL 03-06-2013 05:17 PM

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At least he made sure he had protection.

Acockolypse Now 03-06-2013 06:48 PM

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He's wearing a condom, he's safe.

http://www.condom2buy.com/images_pro...-Lubricant.jpg

*may not protect against some sexually transmitted diseases or hungry lions.

2000grad 03-06-2013 11:13 PM

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Ummm...wow. That is strange. The thing that gets me is that the guy was wearing a condom. Apparently, in Africa with AIDS rampant, that has been an issue.

sandstorm2001 03-07-2013 01:31 AM

Re: Woman Mauled to Death by Lion While Having Sex
 
Now what I want to know is, was she riding him cow girl style and got tackled off by the lion, or were they doing if missionary and he just jumped off and left her there.

crowcutta 03-07-2013 09:36 AM

Re: Woman Mauled to Death by Lion While Having Sex
 
not only do you get killed by a lion, the guy having sex with you is more worried about you giving him a std than being killed by a wild animal.


cant wait to see this episode of i shouldnt be alive.

Mick Chicken 03-07-2013 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by crowcutta (Post 3697982)
not only do you get killed by a lion, the guy having sex with you is more worried about you giving him a std than being killed by a wild animal.


cant wait to see this episode of i shouldnt be alive.

Haha would make for a good episode

Hog 03-07-2013 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by sandstorm2001 (Post 3697902)
Now what I want to know is, was she riding him cow girl style and got tackled off by the lion, or were they doing if missionary and he just jumped off and left her there.


They call it "doin it zebra" in the bush.

usc90grad 03-07-2013 12:09 PM

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Well better a lion then Oscar Pistorius.


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