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usc90grad 03-20-2013 02:11 PM

Why do Lesbians like to get Drunk?
 
$2.7M Study: Why Do Lesbians Have Higher 'Risk for Hazardous Drinking'

(CNSNews.com) – The National Institutes of Health (NIH) has awarded $2.7 million to study why lesbians are at a higher “risk for hazardous drinking.” The University of Illinois has received grants since 2009 for its project, ”Cumulative Stress and Hazardous Drinking in a Community of Adult Lesbians,” which aims to develop “culturally sensitive” strategies to prevent lesbians from being drunks.

The researchers theorize that lesbians report higher rates of traumatic events, making them more likely to engage in hazardous drinking. Furthermore, the problem may be worse for “lesbians of color,” the researchers say.

:beer::tongue::beer:

cockinraleigh 03-20-2013 02:21 PM

Re: Why do Lesbians like to get Drunk?
 
dang dude. you on a lesbian kick here lately huh?

simsar4 03-20-2013 02:23 PM

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Nothing wrong with a few drunk Lesbians.

keegthecock 03-20-2013 02:25 PM

Re: Why do Lesbians like to get Drunk?
 
Lack of Protein injections

The Yancey 03-20-2013 02:28 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by simsar4 (Post 3712225)
Nothing wrong with a few drunk Lesbians.

Unless they are also in the fat study.

Order 66 03-20-2013 02:37 PM

Re: Why do Lesbians like to get Drunk?
 
My mind's version of this study is extremely out of touch with reality.

spareparts 03-20-2013 02:43 PM

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Fat Drunk Lesbian Mafia = regulate

keegthecock 03-20-2013 02:46 PM

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Simple answer-

"Bloomberg Bans alcohol sales to Lesbians"

See it is now fixed at least in New York.

stiffolcock 03-20-2013 02:58 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by spareparts (Post 3712243)
Fat Drunk Lesbian Mafia = regulate

fat, drunk and lesbian is no way to go through life son...... sounds oddly familiar....

zappa 03-20-2013 03:21 PM

Re: Why do Lesbians like to get Drunk?
 
Did you hear about the two fat,drunken lesbian judges?They tried each other.

spareparts 03-20-2013 03:53 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by zappa (Post 3712277)
Did you hear about the two fat,drunken lesbian judges?They tried each other.

I'd say something, but this thread would get moved to the PF

Acockolypse Now 03-20-2013 04:04 PM

Re: Why do Lesbians like to get Drunk?
 
Fat, drunk, and lesbian are no way to go through life.

Edit.... read through the previous posts before posting.

Ah well...

usc90grad 03-20-2013 04:31 PM

Re: Why do Lesbians like to get Drunk?
 
I guess a study on why men drink would have been too easy.

TheUSCMike 03-20-2013 06:15 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by usc90grad (Post 3712349)
I guess a study on why men drink would have been too easy.

We drink because there are too many drunk fat lesbians and they don't get prettier at closin' time.

sandstorm2001 03-20-2013 10:14 PM

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We have frat boys in TN butt chugging themselves into a coma and somehow lesbians are at the highest drinking risk? I need to get myself to one of their parties stat.

b381l 03-20-2013 11:23 PM

Re: Why do Lesbians like to get Drunk?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by The Yancey (Post 3712231)
Unless they are also in the fat study.

Their too fat because they drink too much.

b381l 03-20-2013 11:25 PM

Re: Why do Lesbians like to get Drunk?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheUSCMike (Post 3712423)
We drink because there are too many drunk fat lesbians and they don't get prettier at closin' time.

The words pretty and lesbian should never be used in the same sentence.

b381l 03-20-2013 11:29 PM

Re: Why do Lesbians like to get Drunk?
 
Is the triple sow cow applicable here.

:rotfl:

MACXIMVS 03-20-2013 11:30 PM

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What did 1 lesbo frog say to the other :




Hey we really do taste like chicken

RGHoskins 03-21-2013 12:09 AM

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I'd give a serious response but this thread would get moved.


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