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Hog 03-22-2013 11:26 AM

Damn, my direct boss got the boot today
 
From the "big wigs". So I ran and locked the door and hunkered down in my office................wish me luck!

keegthecock 03-22-2013 11:29 AM

Re: Damn, my direct boss got the boot today
 
What did you do to get your boss fired?

Hog 03-22-2013 11:30 AM

Re: Damn, my direct boss got the boot today
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by keegthecock (Post 3714196)
What did you do to get your boss fired?


Nothing, he was posting too much on message boards. He had like 15,000 posts on one.

cack 03-22-2013 11:36 AM

Re: Damn, my direct boss got the boot today
 
Hopefully your job will be safe Hog man ... lord knows you don't need anymore time on your hands to drive us insane

lencho30 03-22-2013 11:40 AM

Re: Damn, my direct boss got the boot today
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hog (Post 3714201)
Nothing, he was posting too much on message boards. He had like 15,000 posts on one.


:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

Hog 03-22-2013 11:45 AM

Re: Damn, my direct boss got the boot today
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by lencho30 (Post 3714222)
:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

I tried to tell him he shouldn't be doing that or he'd get fired, but he wouldn't listen.

sodacitynate 03-22-2013 11:46 AM

Re: Damn, my direct boss got the boot today
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hog (Post 3714193)
From the "big wigs". So I ran and locked the door and hunkered down in my office................wish me luck!

Watch out, man. They may promote you to his position, and you find yourself with more responsibility, unable to post anymore. I've seen it happen before.

Hog 03-22-2013 11:46 AM

Re: Damn, my direct boss got the boot today
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by cack (Post 3714212)
Hopefully your job will be safe Hog man ... lord knows you don't need anymore time on your hands to drive us insane


Is ONE NINE 3 a homo slogan?

usc90grad 03-22-2013 11:48 AM

Re: Damn, my direct boss got the boot today
 
Did he sleep with the cleaning lady?

cack 03-22-2013 11:49 AM

Re: Damn, my direct boss got the boot today
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hog (Post 3714230)
Is ONE NINE 3 a homo slogan?

If it was, you would already know about it and wouldn't have to ask ...

Hog 03-22-2013 11:52 AM

Re: Damn, my direct boss got the boot today
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by usc90grad (Post 3714234)
Did he sleep with the cleaning lady?


I don't know, I wasn't given details...I hope he didn't, she's hideous.

That's a good contest idea though.

Come up with the best "hog's boss got fired cause" and I'll give you rep points.

JaxcockFL 03-22-2013 11:53 AM

Re: Damn, my direct boss got the boot today
 
Cause he covered up for all of Hog's screwups.

usc90grad 03-22-2013 11:55 AM

Re: Damn, my direct boss got the boot today
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by usc90grad (Post 3714234)
Did he sleep with the cleaning lady?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hog (Post 3714244)
I don't know, I wasn't given details...I hope he didn't, she's hideous.

That's a classic Seinfeld episode

2000grad 03-22-2013 12:49 PM

Re: Damn, my direct boss got the boot today
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hog (Post 3714201)
Nothing, he was posting too much on message boards. He had like 15,000 posts on one.

So, Lukeskycocker is your boss?

IMACOCK 03-22-2013 12:55 PM

Re: Damn, my direct boss got the boot today
 
Hogs boss got fired because he had a motorcycle wreck with the secretary on the back of it...who, by the way, was not his wife.

Order 66 03-22-2013 01:38 PM

Re: Damn, my direct boss got the boot today
 
He probably got fired for hiring sex offenders.

5150harley 03-22-2013 02:52 PM

Re: Damn, my direct boss got the boot today
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Order 66 (Post 3714381)
He probably got fired for hiring sex offenders.

With animals....

Gamecock Rob 03-22-2013 04:43 PM

Re: Damn, my direct boss got the boot today
 
Looks like Hog has a chance for a promotion

keegthecock 03-22-2013 04:51 PM

Re: Damn, my direct boss got the boot today
 
Hog's boss got fired because..........

1. One of the kids escaped from the sweat shop wearing the new, yet to be revealed Miley Cirus line soon to be carried at Target

2. When the CEO pointed at Hog & asked "Who hired that guy" he raised his hand

3. When they finally checked out his credentials it turns out that he actually graduated from Clemson, not Arkie.

4. Something about a bathroom stall & tapping his foot a couple of times.

usc90grad 03-22-2013 05:58 PM

Re: Damn, my direct boss got the boot today
 
Hog you work at direct tv?


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