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usc90grad 12-19-2013 12:57 PM

440 lb Virgin Having Sex for First Time Almost Kills His 110 lb Girlfiend
 
Part of a new TV show....insert your own punchline here

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The first time Gregg Casarona ever had sex, the walls didn’t just shake — they shattered. The 440-pound project manager was 21 at the time and had been dating his girlfriend Jen Gerakaris for about a month when they decided to take things to the next level.

Welcome to the new TLC series “Sex Sent Me to the ER,” premiering Dec. 28. Gerakaris was 22 and living in her parents’ Long Island basement at the time. She made her move by stripping down to her bra and panties and waiting on her bed until Gregg got the hint.

“I knew he was a virgin and I honestly didn’t care,” Gerakaris says. “We were dating for a little while and he hadn’t put any moves on me yet so I made a move.” When things began to heat up, Casarona thrust the 110-pound Gerakaris backwards with all 440 pounds of his girth. And Gerakaris’s head went right through the basement’s sheet-rock wall. “My initial reaction was, ‘I killed her,’ ” Casarona tells The Post. “‘This is my first time. And Jen is dead.’ ” After a couple of terrifying seconds, Gerakaris slowly pulled her head out of the wall and looked at Casarona incredulously. “Why’d you stop?” she asked. “He looked like he was about to have a heart attack,” she says. “So I just wanted to lighten the mood.” But Gregg was shaken and insisted on taking his lover, who started to become dizzy and nauseous, to the hospital. She was diagnosed with a concussion.

Their story will be featured — with a PG-13-rated reenactment — in the premiere episode of “Sex Sent me to the ER.” After bringing down the house, the couple says they were a little bit more careful about their positioning during sex. “In the beginning, there were lots of pillows and we didn’t do it anywhere near a wall,” Gerakaris says.

4gamecockfb 12-19-2013 01:18 PM

Re: 440 lb Virgin Having Sex for First Time Almost Kills His 110 lb Girlfiend
 
damn she slowly pulled her head out the wall and asked why'd you stop.. that's a keeper

markymark550 12-19-2013 01:34 PM

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Guess they don't understand the laws of physics...

Acockolypse Now 12-19-2013 02:04 PM

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She seems nice.

Cockypantherfan 12-19-2013 02:15 PM

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Lmao

CaptainCock91 12-19-2013 02:35 PM

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It went okay.

etowngangsta 12-19-2013 02:40 PM

Re: 440 lb Virgin Having Sex for First Time Almost Kills His 110 lb Girlfiend
 
Doesn't matter, had sex.

etowngangsta 12-19-2013 02:47 PM

Re: 440 lb Virgin Having Sex for First Time Almost Kills His 110 lb Girlfiend
 
Ok, show of hands, how many guys in this thread would've finished before checking on her?

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warriorchief 12-19-2013 03:14 PM

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Edit: I just saw "actors dramatize" in the picture, scratch the previous question... carry on.

cocky0 12-19-2013 03:16 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by 4gamecockfb (Post 4032410)
damn she slowly pulled her head out the wall and asked why'd you stop.. that's a keeper


You're damn right. This woman never puts off sex because of a head-ache.

cack 12-19-2013 03:28 PM

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lencho30 12-19-2013 03:45 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by etowngangsta (Post 4032493)
Ok, show of hands, how many guys in this thread would've finished before checking on her?

http://jimmyvsworld.files.wordpress....b-sucks-11.jpg


http://www.thousandaire.com/wp-conte...-your-hand.jpg

2000grad 12-19-2013 03:46 PM

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Sherman gonna have relations
Sherman gonna have relations

21 years of waiting and all that built up might, woo, blow your head right off

CaptainCock91 12-20-2013 01:47 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by etowngangsta (Post 4032483)
Doesn't matter, had sex.

But I cried the whole time!

TKE226 12-20-2013 09:42 AM

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seriously, TLC will pay anybody for a story

CoverTwo 12-20-2013 09:48 AM

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Basically, she can take a dick. Definite keeper.

2000grad 12-20-2013 12:03 PM

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That dude had lost half his weight since then

Kaka 12-20-2013 02:30 PM

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Cool story


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