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2000grad 01-08-2014 04:34 PM

Personal Autocorrect Fails
 
I was on vacation during the Thanksgiving holidays. One of my bosses, who is a good friend of mine, texted me and wished me a good time and said post pictures. So, I texted him back and said I would try to post pictures when I could.

The problem is, I didn't text the word pictures...I texted my boss the word pu**ies. I got a text back REAL fast with the word "pictures" from him.

Anyone else?

markymark550 01-08-2014 04:57 PM

Re: Personal Autocorrect Fails
 
Yeah, I once sent a text to my wife stating "will be home later than usual...at store getting aa buttfiggers"

Immediately got a phone call with her telling me I better not buy a damn thing. Autocorrect somehow got buttfiggers from batteries. I could understand it if I was trying to type butterfingers, but not batteries.

SanAntonioCock 01-08-2014 06:28 PM

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I once left the y out .....

LBC 01-08-2014 06:29 PM

Re: Personal Autocorrect Fails
 
I was with the family driving from Park City back into Salt Lake City to catch an early morning flight and sent a client of mine a text that said...'Really early...headed for Alcohol now'. Somehow it changed 'SLC' to 'Alcohol'...he sent me a text back that simply said...'Have fun and be safe!'

JaxcockFL 01-08-2014 08:15 PM

Re: Personal Autocorrect Fails
 
Not auto correct, but a spelling error on a report had me rolling. The report said the windows had rated shutters for wind protection. The shutters had the 'u' replaced by an 'i'.

I responded that I would need photo verification as that was a most unusual form of rated protection. We had a good laugh.

GamecockSHEP 01-10-2014 08:17 AM

Re: Personal Autocorrect Fails
 
My wife sent me a text saying she wanted to go on a mission trip to Haiti this summer. I said I have no interest in going back to a third world country but you're welcome to go to hell for the mission trip without me.

johnnyb 01-10-2014 09:18 AM

Re: Personal Autocorrect Fails
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by GamecockSHEP (Post 4054417)
My wife sent me a text saying she wanted to go on a mission trip to Haiti this summer. I said I have no interest in going back to a third world country but you're welcome to go to hell for the mission trip without me.

Bet that went over well...

Gamecock_Aholic 01-10-2014 05:32 PM

Re: Personal Autocorrect Fails
 
A friend of mine got in a wreck once, and I was telling a mutual friend about it. she went to text another friend of ours and said "He slipped his moms cat" instead of "He flipped his moms car."

GregoryHouse 01-10-2014 06:40 PM

Re: Personal Autocorrect Fails
 
We have this thing called "frocking" which is being chosen to wear the rank and fill the position of a higher rank than you are currently rated. Well, I text my friends, family and coworkers and invited them to watch me get "f*#ked" instead of to get "frocked"


I learn them know there would be refreshments afterwards

USCGAMCKS 01-10-2014 07:08 PM

Re: Personal Autocorrect Fails
 
Actually, since you get all the responsibility and headache without the increase in pay...

GregoryHouse 01-10-2014 07:10 PM

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Exactly right

USCGAMCKS 01-10-2014 07:12 PM

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Congrats GH. And thanks for your service.

GregoryHouse 01-10-2014 07:15 PM

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Thanks. And I have been promoted since then.

CockyandProud 01-10-2014 10:54 PM

Re: Personal Autocorrect Fails
 
It wasn't an auto correct issue, but somehow the day of the Florida game, my buddy and I were headed to WB, and I was texting my brother. My buddy hit a bump, and my finger hit something on my phone, and somehow, I still have no idea how, my phone sent a picture of my wife topless to my brother. It was one of those moments where I didn't realize what had happened at first, because it didn't pull the picture up first, it just sent it, but I was trying to get it back. My brother couldn't quit laughing, because that had nothing to do with what we were texting. Fortunately, my wife isn't uptight about stuff like that, and just laughed it off when I told her.


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