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The Yancey 01-08-2014 10:50 PM

Angry baker sends a turd-shaped cake
 
http://static.happyplace.com/assets/...dfd571ff70.jpg

A woman in New Zealand ordered a chocolate cake for her sister's engagement party, but when the bride opened the box she found what looked like a giant turd along with a note saying "Eat Shit!" The owner of Oh Cakes says she was angry because the woman wasn't specific enough with her instructions and then failed to show up for a meeting. Not exactly sure how those things equal "eat shit," but I'm not a professional baker so I'm unfamiliar with proper engagement party etiquette.

The baker says she has no regrets, telling the New Zealand Herald "I don't make cakes as a business, it's just a hobby." Maybe so, but she may want to reconsider, because with all the free press she's received for her cake, there are probably thousands of people that would love one of her cakes for that special someone on their Shit List.

http://happyplace.someecards.com/285...gagement-party

etowngangsta 01-08-2014 11:00 PM

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At least she added corn for authenticity.

2000grad 01-08-2014 11:30 PM

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That story is total crap

cocky0 01-09-2014 04:18 PM

Re: Angry baker sends a turd-shaped cake
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by The Yancey (Post 4053042)
http://static.happyplace.com/assets/...dfd571ff70.jpg


The baker says she has no regrets, telling the New Zealand Herald "I don't make cakes as a business, it's just a hobby." Maybe so, but she may want to reconsider, because with all the free press she's received for her cake, there are probably thousands of people that would love one of her cakes for that special someone on their Shit List.


I'd order one just for shits and giggles.

Biocockanics 01-09-2014 04:21 PM

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OH SHIT!

M.C. 01-09-2014 04:43 PM

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who gives a shit

The Yancey 01-09-2014 05:11 PM

Re: Angry baker sends a turd-shaped cake
 
I should send this cake to some of the petulant children and tater trolls in the cockpit.

JaxcockFL 01-09-2014 07:22 PM

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Imagine taking that and smashing it in someone's grill.

They got shitfaced.

M.C. 01-09-2014 08:01 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by JaxcockFL (Post 4053973)
Imagine taking that and smashing it in someone's grill.

They got shitfaced.

Why not just say face instead of grill

JaxcockFL 01-09-2014 08:05 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by M.C. (Post 4053994)
Why not just say face instead of grill

Because I tend to have a habit of trying not to use the same word to describe the same thing in successive sentences, if I can help it. Just my habit.

Sir Cuss 01-09-2014 08:55 PM

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^ lol

U-Dub Gamecock 01-09-2014 09:22 PM

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Bet that caused a shit storm

garnet_black215 01-09-2014 09:58 PM

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Bet that person had a shitty day.

5150harley 01-09-2014 10:41 PM

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I'd like to send one, except mine wouldn't have rest marks....

Sonofacock 01-10-2014 05:05 AM

Re: Angry baker sends a turd-shaped cake
 
eat shit and die

Captain9Dragons 01-10-2014 01:23 PM

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i almost stepped in that


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