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spareparts 01-14-2014 04:13 PM

Swiss Cheese Pervert on the loose
 
A man in Philadelphia is driving around exposing himself to women in his car putting swiss cheese on his dong

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati...icle-1.1578861

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopo...s15n-2-web.jpg

Quote:

A Philadelphia woman has come forward to detail a curdling encounter with the so-called Swiss cheese pervert.

The horrified girl, identified only as Priscilla, told NBC Philadelphia that she was driving when the cheese-loving creep approached her from another car in early December with a rather peculiar proposition.

"He told me he liked to put Swiss cheese on his private area," said Priscilla, who declined to provide her last name to the station.

The foodie fugitive had his pants down, forcing Priscilla to quickly drive away horrified.

"Now I'm freaked out because I know it wasn't just a joke," she told the station.

Police are still trying to put a fork in the pervert that cruises around town and attempts to lure women to his car with a block of cheese and then exposes himself.

"This is not just a Mayfair thing," Milt Martelack with the town watch told NBC. "This gentleman has been all over the place doing this and I'd characterize his acts as very disturbing."




nicstockman 01-14-2014 05:13 PM

Re: Swiss Cheese Pervert on the loose
 
Philly cheesesteak will never taste the same.

MeesterFriendly 01-14-2014 05:45 PM

Re: Swiss Cheese Pervert on the loose
 
Swiss Tease??

cocky0 01-14-2014 05:52 PM

Re: Swiss Cheese Pervert on the loose
 
I guess people called him "cheese dick" one time too many.

SanAntonioCock 01-14-2014 06:35 PM

Re: Swiss Cheese Pervert on the loose
 
There are some holes in this story.

Master Bedroom 01-14-2014 06:48 PM

Re: Swiss Cheese Pervert on the loose
 
http://writethecompany.com/wp-conten...iss-Cheese.jpg

etowngangsta 01-14-2014 08:58 PM

Re: Swiss Cheese Pervert on the loose
 
This guy seems like a real whiz.
Hope he doesn't let his cheese slide off his cracker.
Philly cheese steak.

I Don't think this guy is too sharp.

usc90grad 01-14-2014 09:22 PM

Re: Swiss Cheese Pervert on the loose
 
Idiot....goes on your other head

http://nbnewsxpress.com/userfiles/im...esehead400.jpg

garnet_black215 01-14-2014 09:32 PM

Re: Swiss Cheese Pervert on the loose
 
The jokes in this thread are cheesy.

Captain9Dragons 01-14-2014 10:03 PM

Re: Swiss Cheese Pervert on the loose
 
http://4ood.com/pic-philly-creamcheese.jpg

SanAntonioCock 01-15-2014 12:08 AM

Re: Swiss Cheese Pervert on the loose
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain9Dragons (Post 4059588)

I just vomited.

Cockypantherfan 01-15-2014 12:12 AM

Re: Swiss Cheese Pervert on the loose
 
If putting cheese on your dick is cool then consider me Miles Davis.

spareparts 01-16-2014 06:31 PM

Re: Swiss Cheese Pervert on the loose
 
BUSTED!

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/01/16...test+-+Text%29

Quote:

Philadelphia police have arrested a man they believe used Swiss cheese to sexually proposition unsuspecting women. The suspect, identified by authorities as 41-year-old Christopher Pagano, was arrested at his Norristown home Thursday.


Investigators suspect Pagano is the man who reportedly drove up to women on several occasions and offered them money to put cheese on his genitals and perform a lewd act.


The story went viral after a Philadelphia neighborhood town watch group posted a blurry cellphone picture on its Facebook page of a half-naked man in his car holding up what appears to be cheese. The group dubbed him the "Swiss Cheese Pervert."
http://cdn.phillymag.com/wp-content/...norristown.jpg

Acockolypse Now 01-16-2014 10:37 PM

Re: Swiss Cheese Pervert on the loose
 
Huh.

I figured it would be Rex Ryan.

spareparts 01-16-2014 10:40 PM

Re: Swiss Cheese Pervert on the loose
 
Dude tweezes his eyebrows

Ole Gregg 01-16-2014 10:43 PM

Re: Swiss Cheese Pervert on the loose
 
No that was toe jam.


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