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taylorssc 01-17-2014 09:28 PM

Keller Winslow Jr Caught Beating Off In His Car
 
Yea, the offseason is here...

http://www.nj.com/jets/index.ssf/201...n_his_car.html

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When*Jets*tight end Kellen Winslow Jr. wasarrested for possession of synthetic marijuana*outside a Target in East Hanover back in November, police were called to the scene because a woman thought she saw him masturbating in his vehicle in the parking lot, according to court documents.

The redacted incident report from East Hanover police shows that on Nov. 19 at 5:30 p.m., cops responded to a call from a woman who said she had parked her vehicle in a spot to the right of a black Cadillac Escalade outside the Target along Route 10. A man was sitting inside the Escalade with the window open, said the woman, whose name was redacted in the incident report. That man would later be identified as Winslow, 30, who lives in Madison.

From the report:

As she exited her vehicle, she commented to the male regarding how cold it was. As she stood near the open driver side window of the Escalade, she observed the males [sic] erect penis. She stated that she believed he was masturbating. [The woman] provided a written statement regarding her account.

By the time police arrived, an officer found Winslow allegedly "slouched in his seat and moving around." Winslow sprang to an upright position when the officer arrived.*

GH 01-17-2014 09:41 PM

Re: Keller Winslow Jr Caught Beating Off In His Car
 
I don't understand why she called the cops on him.

Maybe I am a pervert or maybe I am missing some details.


Also, I think it is important to point out that I have never masturbated in a car or in a public place.

Gamecocks1137 01-17-2014 09:44 PM

Re: Keller Winslow Jr Caught Beating Off In His Car
 
This is just crazy. I guess I haven't seen or heard everything yet.

Cockypantherfan 01-17-2014 10:08 PM

Re: Keller Winslow Jr Caught Beating Off In His Car
 
She's just a ratchet bitch that needs to mind her damn business!

spareparts 01-17-2014 10:16 PM

Re: Keller Winslow Jr Caught Beating Off In His Car
 
Swiss or cheddar?

garnet_black215 01-17-2014 11:39 PM

Re: Keller Winslow Jr Caught Beating Off In His Car
 
So is this what they mean by carjacking?

robgusc76 01-18-2014 12:13 AM

Re: Keller Winslow Jr Caught Beating Off In His Car
 
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Originally Posted by Cockypantherfan (Post 4062909)
She's just a ratchet bitch that needs to mind her damn business!

What does that even mean?! Pop Culture is stupid.

Acockolypse Now 01-18-2014 12:42 AM

Re: Keller Winslow Jr Caught Beating Off In His Car
 
Maybe he wanted her to lend a hand.

SanAntonioCock 01-18-2014 02:35 AM

Re: Keller Winslow Jr Caught Beating Off In His Car
 
Sounds as if the police were Targeting.

usc90grad 01-18-2014 08:40 AM

Re: Keller Winslow Jr Caught Beating Off In His Car
 
So you shouldn't do this?

Spurrier_Superior_One 01-18-2014 09:15 AM

Re: Keller Winslow Jr Caught Beating Off In His Car
 
Jets the gift that keeps on giving.

catdaddy66 01-18-2014 11:03 AM

Re: Keller Winslow Jr Caught Beating Off In His Car
 
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Originally Posted by robgusc76 (Post 4063022)
What does that even mean?! Pop Culture is stupid.

Nurse Ratchet from 'One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" maybe? She was quite the beyotch and would stop any selfie...

InletCock1989 01-18-2014 12:32 PM

Re: Keller Winslow Jr Caught Beating Off In His Car
 
Can't even beat off in your own car now? SMH, that women is a bitch

JerseyBird 01-18-2014 12:35 PM

Re: Keller Winslow Jr Caught Beating Off In His Car
 
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Originally Posted by SanAntonioCock (Post 4063103)
Sounds as if the police were Targeting.

Indeed! That's like 10 minutes from me. Can't say I've seen similar in my travels :-o

AtlGAMECOCK 01-18-2014 06:20 PM

Re: Keller Winslow Jr Caught Beating Off In His Car
 
hopefully they flagged him for illegal use of hands.

Cockypantherfan 01-19-2014 11:26 AM

Re: Keller Winslow Jr Caught Beating Off In His Car
 
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Originally Posted by robgusc76 (Post 4063022)
What does that even mean?! Pop Culture is stupid.

I'm not even really sure.

Acockolypse Now 01-20-2014 03:49 AM

Re: Keller Winslow Jr Caught Beating Off In His Car
 
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Originally Posted by AtlGAMECOCK (Post 4063412)
hopefully they flagged him for illegal use of hands.

Nope. Illegal touching.

Sonofacock 01-20-2014 03:59 AM

Re: Keller Winslow Jr Caught Beating Off In His Car
 
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Originally Posted by Acockolypse Now (Post 4064699)
Nope. Illegal touching.

Offensive Holding

SanAntonioCock 01-20-2014 04:17 AM

Re: Keller Winslow Jr Caught Beating Off In His Car
 
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Originally Posted by Sonofacock (Post 4064702)
Offensive Holding

Targeting, going at the head.


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