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Cuck Flemson 01-18-2014 11:27 PM

Chuck Norris Facts!
 
I know we had a thread a few years ago with Chuck Norris facts so lets get one started again.

I read one a minute ago that made me LOL


"Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone":lol:

Cuck Flemson 01-18-2014 11:29 PM

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Some Magicans can walk on water..Chuck Norris can swim thru land

Cuck Flemson 01-18-2014 11:30 PM

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Chuck Norris counted to infinity Twice!

Cuck Flemson 01-18-2014 11:31 PM

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Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry

Cuck Flemson 01-18-2014 11:33 PM

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OMG

Chuck Norris can speak in Brail and hear in sign language.

robgusc76 01-18-2014 11:36 PM

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When Chuck Norris does push ups, he doesnt push himself up, he pushes the world down.

ACPhilson 01-18-2014 11:41 PM

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Chuck Norris once did a round house kick to the side of a McDonalds building and turned it into a Wendy's instantly.

Cuck Flemson 01-18-2014 11:43 PM

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THis thread is going to be good. haha

JerseyBird 01-18-2014 11:57 PM

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http://pigroll.com/img/chuck_norris_mobile.jpg

If you don't answer, he'll roundhouse kick you through the phone

Thenardier 01-19-2014 12:00 AM

Re: Chuck Norris Facts!
 
Man, this thread is soooooooo 2000's.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer, too bad he never cries.

b381l 01-19-2014 12:09 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by robgusc76 (Post 4063803)
When Chuck Norris does push ups, he doesnt push himself up, he pushes the world down.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

now that is funny right there....

:rotfl:

Gamecocks1137 01-19-2014 12:15 AM

Re: Chuck Norris Facts!
 
Chuck Norris and Jadeveon Clowney met face to face last year, the only other normal person in the room had a heart attack, and then their head exploded. "Mind Blown?" I know, its cheezy but I thought it was funny.

Acockolypse Now 01-19-2014 12:38 AM

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CockyandProud 01-19-2014 06:11 AM

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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

CockyandProud 01-19-2014 06:23 AM

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As a joke, Chuck Norris once urinated in the fuel tank of a semi truck. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

Cuck Flemson 01-19-2014 08:51 AM

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Chuck Norris Backhands people with the palm of his hand!

Cuck Flemson 01-19-2014 08:53 AM

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Chuck Norris has a grizzley bear carpet in his room. The bear isnt dead its just afraid to move.

gamecock231983 01-19-2014 09:35 AM

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.

gamecock231983 01-19-2014 09:36 AM

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When Chuck Norris adds milk to Rice Krispies, they shut the f**k up.

gamecock231983 01-19-2014 09:39 AM

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Chuck Norris once killed a man on February 30th and told the calendar to forget it ever happened.


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