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usc90grad 01-31-2014 05:48 PM

Wanna Join the Mile High Club? There's an App for that
 
Wingman’ App Will Get You Sex on a Plane

The New York Times might say landing strips are out of sexual style, but this new app promises to keep users scoring in the sky, on the airport runway and beyond.

“Wingman” purports to be “an app that connects you with attractive people on your flight, all before you touch down,” its website asserts. Translation: as long as there’s WiFi, the app will help you find fellow hornballs and bang in the bathroom. We’re not so convinced the “attractive” part will come to fruition, but as our grandma says, there’s a lid for every pot.

Wingman’s developers say the app’s interface “will be simple: individuals will be matched according to their flight number and airline.” They’re working on an iOS version, but will also have a browser version ready, too. Users can indicate whether they’re flying for business, pleasure or both, and reveal their seat number and final destination if they so choose.

The app’s beta version is launching in two to three months. In the meantime, the developers are collecting email addresses on Wingman’s website for beta testers.

http://betabeat.com/2014/01/wingman-...ex-on-a-plane/

Acockolypse Now 01-31-2014 06:01 PM

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Anyone who has ever flown realizes that airplane bathrooms are not suitable for sex.

SanAntonioCock 01-31-2014 06:50 PM

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The Yancey 01-31-2014 08:38 PM

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I had more than a few peeps who paid me an extra c-note to let them join the club in my balloon. I also had more than a few gls to, ahem, pay their fare for the flight in such coin. :twisted:

Acockolypse Now 01-31-2014 10:05 PM

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Damn Yancey.


"Well, there are two ways you can get back down..."

Some of them chose the hard way, I see.

The Yancey 01-31-2014 10:53 PM

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I had business cards printed up that said "Hey little girl, if I give you a piece of candy will you go for a ride in my balloon?" on one side and "Yancey's First Law of Ballooning: She that Goes up must go down" on the other.

Thenardier 01-31-2014 11:18 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Acockolypse Now (Post 4075980)
Anyone who has ever flown realizes that airplane bathrooms are not suitable for sex.

This. Small, cramped and smelly.

JaxcockFL 01-31-2014 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Thenardier (Post 4076172)
Small, cramped and smelly.


What are three words that describe my ex-girlfriend?

TKE226 02-01-2014 09:25 AM

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i cant ever remember seeing an attractive person on flights i have taken.

usc90grad 02-01-2014 10:20 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Acockolypse Now (Post 4075980)
Anyone who has ever flown realizes that airplane bathrooms are not suitable for sex.

Doesn't have to be in the bathroom

etowngangsta 02-01-2014 10:28 AM

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Things I learned in this thread: 1. I'm buying a hot air balloon.

JohnnyMc 02-01-2014 12:10 PM

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Never joined the mile-high club,but I did get skyjacked on the way to Vegas years ago.

Nassau Gamecock 02-01-2014 02:00 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by The Yancey (Post 4076159)
I had business cards printed up that said "Hey little girl, if I give you a piece of candy will you go for a ride in my balloon?" on one side and "Yancey's First Law of Ballooning: She that Goes up must go down" on the other.

you ARE the man!

USCfootball 02-01-2014 04:16 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by The Yancey (Post 4076159)
I had business cards printed up that said "Hey little girl, if I give you a piece of candy will you go for a ride in my balloon?" on one side and "Yancey's First Law of Ballooning: She that Goes up must go down" on the other.

You cant be serious.....

FanofCarolina1 02-01-2014 05:31 PM

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I'd like to hear what the ladies of CT think of this new App

usc90grad 02-01-2014 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by FanofCarolina1 (Post 4076673)
I'd like to hear what the ladies of CT think of this new App

This is how I met Cocklover. Good times.

The Yancey 02-01-2014 06:16 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by USCfootball (Post 4076529)
You cant be serious.....

Absolutely serious. This is a shot of my balloon when I first bought it:

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r...psdcbb0fa3.jpg


This was my balloon in the center. This was framed and given to me at the conclusion of the regatta. The next day I boarded an Air jamaica flight to MOntego Bay to run a balloon operation.

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r...ps26f78b5d.jpg

A pic of one of the lovely young ladies who had, um, traded a ride for a ride.

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r...pse179a934.jpg

cockymac 02-01-2014 07:43 PM

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No such thing as a quickie for me. Better be a cross country flight if I'm involved. Gives a new meaning to the word layover.


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