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ucan'tlickourcocks 02-08-2014 02:37 PM

Duck Commander 500
 
The Duck crew signed a 3yr deal, with a 3yr option, to Sponsor the spring Nascar Cup race at Texas Motor Speedway!

Instead of Miss Sprint in victory lane..... you get Si! LOL

http://www.nascar.com/en_us/news-med...up-series.html

beak2 02-08-2014 02:40 PM

Re: Duck Commander 500
 
HEY, drive hard, nap hard, JACK !

:wink:

ucan'tlickourcocks 02-08-2014 06:12 PM

Re: Duck Commander 500
 
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BfzVIDNCQAAs95f.jpg:large



Also, Uncle Si's Tea™ will be introduced and sold at the track!

"HEY, best tea made Jack!"

spareparts 02-09-2014 02:53 AM

Re: Duck Commander 500
 
I cannot be the only person in the country who is SICK TO FRIGGING DEATH OF THOSE DOUCHEBAGS

They are about 100 years past their expiration date

By the way - NASCAR & Duck Dynasty are a match made in boredom. Two shit brands uniting for one huge opportunity for extreme shittage

TheShelbySensation 02-09-2014 03:17 AM

Re: Duck Commander 500
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by spareparts (Post 4084075)
I cannot be the only person in the country who is SICK TO FRIGGING DEATH OF THOSE DOUCHEBAGS

They are about 100 years past their expiration date

By the way - NASCAR & Duck Dynasty are a match made in boredom. Two shit brands uniting for one huge opportunity for extreme shittage

I bet you're a blast to hang out with.

FanofCarolina1 02-09-2014 02:30 PM

Re: Duck Commander 500
 
I like Nascar and all, but that's a little ridiculous. What's next? Honey Boo and the Swamp Boys hosting the race at homestead or Atlanta? Or maybe the host of "Are you faster than a redneck?" hosting the race at Darlington?

Spurrier_Superior_One 02-09-2014 02:40 PM

Re: Duck Commander 500
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by spareparts (Post 4084075)
I cannot be the only person in the country who is SICK TO FRIGGING DEATH OF THOSE DOUCHEBAGS

They are about 100 years past their expiration date

By the way - NASCAR & Duck Dynasty are a match made in boredom. Two shit brands uniting for one huge opportunity for extreme shittage

I'm sick of hearing about Duck Commander, Duck Dynasty.

helladonks 02-09-2014 03:54 PM

Re: Duck Commander 500
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by spareparts (Post 4084075)
I cannot be the only person in the country who is SICK TO FRIGGING DEATH OF THOSE DOUCHEBAGS

They are about 100 years past their expiration date

By the way - NASCAR & Duck Dynasty are a match made in boredom. Two shit brands uniting for one huge opportunity for extreme shittage


I'd love to hear your opinions of obamacare and Christianity


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Cock Kool-Aid 02-09-2014 04:20 PM

Re: Duck Commander 500
 
Duck Dynasty sucks bad.

eightohhthree 02-09-2014 04:46 PM

Re: Duck Commander 500
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by helladonks (Post 4084366)
I'd love to hear your opinions of obamacare and Christianity


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Cant do that here. A thread from yesterday was derailed and shut down today for jumping into one of those particular topics.

Duck Dynasty is mind numbing. Its the equivalent of watching one of those Desperate Housewives of "__________" shows. As for Nascar, its just like any other sport. Not for everyone. I don't particularly care for it, but I know some people share the same passion for it as I do for CFB.

spareparts 02-10-2014 01:00 PM

Re: Duck Commander 500
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheShelbySensation (Post 4084085)
I bet you're a blast to hang out with.

I am, because I like to do things besides sitting around on my ass watching television and following mindless bullshit television programs targeted to morons.

If that's your thing, then yeah, I might be a little too adventurous for you

markp_vip 02-10-2014 01:13 PM

Re: Duck Commander 500
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by spareparts (Post 4085120)
I am, because I like to do things besides sitting around on my ass watching television and following mindless bullshit television programs targeted to morons.

If that's your thing, then yeah, I might be a little too adventurous for you

To be fair morons make up the largest television market in the US, so it only makes sense to target shows towards them. I do like me some NASCAR though, so whether I'm a moron or not, I guess that's open to debate.

spareparts 02-11-2014 11:36 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by markp_vip (Post 4085140)
To be fair morons make up the largest television market in the US, so it only makes sense to target shows towards them. I do like me some NASCAR though, so whether I'm a moron or not, I guess that's open to debate.

The morons was more about Duck Dynasty. Although I enjoyed NASCAR back in the day when it was more moronic than it is today.

Jim Lahey 02-11-2014 11:46 AM

Re: Duck Commander 500
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by spareparts (Post 4084075)
I cannot be the only person in the country who is SICK TO FRIGGING DEATH OF THOSE DOUCHEBAGS

They are about 100 years past their expiration date

By the way - NASCAR & Duck Dynasty are a match made in boredom. Two shit brands uniting for one huge opportunity for extreme shittage

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spurrier_Superior_One (Post 4084322)
I'm sick of hearing about Duck Commander, Duck Dynasty.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cock Kool-Aid (Post 4084387)
Duck Dynasty sucks bad.


These! Every damn show on TV these days is nothing but rednecks. It's pathetic. But I woulnd't put Nascar in the same category as DD

davidwatson249 02-11-2014 12:14 PM

Re: Duck Commander 500
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by spareparts (Post 4084075)
I cannot be the only person in the country who is SICK TO FRIGGING DEATH OF THOSE DOUCHEBAGS

They are about 100 years past their expiration date

By the way - NASCAR & Duck Dynasty are a match made in boredom. Two shit brands uniting for one huge opportunity for extreme shittage

Because they are doing things the right way they are douchebags. hmmm... okay.

usc90grad 02-11-2014 12:19 PM

Re: Duck Commander 500
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by spareparts (Post 4084075)
I cannot be the only person in the country who is SICK TO FRIGGING DEATH OF THOSE DOUCHEBAGS

They are about 100 years past their expiration date

By the way - NASCAR & Duck Dynasty are a match made in boredom. Two shit brands uniting for one huge opportunity for extreme shittage

Yet you post in the thread

:lol:

palmettosc 02-11-2014 12:25 PM

Re: Duck Commander 500
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by davidwatson249 (Post 4085885)
Because they are doing things the right way they are douchebags. hmmm... okay.

No. They are douchebags because they put themselves out there as being completely genuine, when the whole thing is a marketing set up.

PyroPepper 02-11-2014 12:25 PM

Re: Duck Commander 500
 
Lets see... Starting a company in your shed and finding success through hard work and perseverance- check.
Creating jobs for your family and friends- check.
Promoting faith and patriotism in everyday life- check.
Living the American Dream- check.
Getting paid to cut up with your family and friends on your own TV show- check.

Yep, there's a lot to despise, right there! Where's my remote?!?!

GamecockUltimate 02-11-2014 12:40 PM

Re: Duck Commander 500
 
Y'all realize this is a company sponsoring a race, just like every other race is sponsored by a company.

Transmaniacon 02-11-2014 01:13 PM

Re: Duck Commander 500
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by PyroPepper (Post 4085896)
Lets see... Starting a company in your shed and finding success through hard work and perseverance- check.
Creating jobs for your family and friends- check.
Promoting faith and patriotism in everyday life- check.
Living the American Dream- check.
Getting paid to cut up with your family and friends on your own TV show- check.

Yep, there's a lot to despise, right there! Where's my remote?!?!

Getting paid to play some phony southern caricatures in a scripted "reality" show - check.

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