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The Yancey 02-14-2014 07:42 PM

Microwave for One Hardcover
 
The reviews are priceless.

http://www.amazon.com/Microwave-One-...?tag=ohmy0c-20

bigdog2003 02-14-2014 08:27 PM

Re: Microwave for One Hardcover
 
This book ruined my life. A friend of mine left this book on my kitchen table one night. My wife found it the next morning and took it as a sign that I didn't like her cooking. What followed was the most horrendous knock out drag out fight that ever transpired. It ended with her confessing to sleeping with my best friend who would come over while I was at work, pork my wife, then apply his hemorrhoid cream with my toothbrush. I was so angry I chucked the toaster clean through our window which crashed through the windshield of an oncoming semi. It Jack-knifed and smashed into a bus stop full of elderly and children. Apparently I'm "Criminally liable". I did a 20 year stretch in state where I made a decent living making shivs out of wood scraps and discarded teeth. Now I live alone under the bridge on 5th street. I make people answer a riddle to cross the bridge, but the answer is always "Microwave for one".


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