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cocky0 02-27-2014 02:20 PM

SPAREPARTS!!
 
Your services are needed in Charleston:

https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hpho...10587523_n.jpg

smoovecock 02-27-2014 02:42 PM

Re: SPAREPARTS!!
 
What the hell...???........That should be against the law right there....That is just frigging ugly...:puke::puke::puke:

ShutTheSuccop 02-27-2014 02:46 PM

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someone get spareparts some asprin....he is about to have a heart attack.

I see that and all I can say is WTF?!?

smoovecock 02-27-2014 02:48 PM

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No crap Shut...Dam...lets load up Fort Sumter again and get this crap straight...:shotgunc::shotgunc::shotgunc::lol:

cocky0 02-27-2014 02:58 PM

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This is an act of vandalism that the average citizen would consider obscene and blasphemous. Therefore, it should fall into this category:


South Carolina Code 56-5-3885. Unlawful to display obscene bumper sticker
South Carolina Code > Title 56 > Chapter 5 > 56-5-3885 - Unlawful to display obscene bumper sticker


(A) No person may operate a motor vehicle in this State which has affixed or attached to any part of the motor vehicle which is visible to members of the public not occupying the vehicle any sticker, decal, emblem, or other device containing obscene or indecent words, photographs, or depictions.
(B) Obscene words, photographs, or depictions must be defined and interpreted as provided in Section 16-15-305(B), (C), (D), and (E).

(C) A sticker, decal, emblem, or device is indecent when:

(1) taken as a whole, it describes, in a patently offensive way, as determined by contemporary community standards, sexual acts, excretory functions, or parts of the human body; and

(2) taken as a whole, it lacks serious literary, artistic, political, or scientific value.

(D) A person who violates the provisions of subsection (A) is guilty of a misdemeanor and, upon conviction, must be punished by a fine not exceeding two hundred dollars.

lencho30 02-27-2014 03:48 PM

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I just threw up in my mouth.

GamecockMomSC 02-27-2014 03:54 PM

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I-77 is the problem. It's a pipeline from Cleveland to Columbia then they hop on 26 on there goes the low country. License checks at Charlotte are needed to stop them from entering SC. I say we put Spare in charge of the checkpoint.

spareparts 02-27-2014 03:55 PM

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I don't know what to think about people who make stickers like that.

Like, is the sticker company from HERE, or there?

If it's a South Carolina native who made the sticker, am I supposed to blame him for being an entrepreneur and making cold cash money off Ohioans?

Or was it an Ohio Transplant who made the sticker?

So many questions.

spareparts 02-27-2014 03:58 PM

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One alternative theory:

It's a Buckeye trying to talk shit against Clemson

(I'm trying to find a positive)

catdaddy66 02-27-2014 04:05 PM

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Aww, HELL no!!

cocky0 02-27-2014 04:17 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by spareparts (Post 4098656)
I don't know what to think about people who make stickers like that.

Like, is the sticker company from HERE, or there?

If it's a South Carolina native who made the sticker, am I supposed to blame him for being an entrepreneur and making cold cash money off Ohioans?

Or was it an Ohio Transplant who made the sticker?

So many questions.

That can't be the answer. It would be cheaper to open up Alpo restaurants.

Acockolypse Now 02-27-2014 06:25 PM

Re: SPAREPARTS!!
 
Good razor and some Windex will fix that.

JerseyBird 02-27-2014 06:34 PM

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Well the one VERY minor saving grace is that the tree looks not so much like a Palmetto as some mutant life form hatched in the bowels of OSU's chem lab (or maybe Clemson's and they're trying to deflect suspicion with the OhioState logo), and what at first appears to be a crescent is actually a protruding mutant claw :-o

spareparts 02-27-2014 07:03 PM

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It's actually not a tree but a penis

AtlGAMECOCK 02-27-2014 07:09 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by spareparts (Post 4098798)
It's actually not a tree but a penis

u can see the driver in that photo?

JAYBEZ 02-27-2014 07:57 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Acockolypse Now (Post 4098769)
Good razor and some Windex will fix that.

Too labor intensive. Just set it on fire. It's a total loss anyway.

ucan'tlickourcocks 02-27-2014 08:00 PM

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You would think 2 ass-whoopins in the Outback bowl would be enough to prevent this asinine behavior!

rolinb1 02-27-2014 10:09 PM

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that falls somewhere between bugly and fugly..... i am leaning toward the latter...

FanofCarolina1 02-27-2014 11:00 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Acockolypse Now (Post 4098769)
Good razor and some Windex will fix that.

A brick would work too.

RockRocks787 02-27-2014 11:17 PM

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I don't get it. When's the last time Ohio State beat a team from SC?


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