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The Yancey 03-03-2014 12:55 PM

Teen Has Sex With A Hot Pocket
 
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Not a day goes by that someone doesn’t get famous for doing something completely moronic on the Internet. Case in point: This week, one enterprising young man tweeting under the handle @VERSACEPOPTARTS (a.k.a., Thot Pocket) skyrocketed to the heights of social media celebrity/infamy by documenting his sexual exploits with a microwaved Hot Pocket.

The madness began when he posted a Vine of himself violating a box of brown-sugar cinnamon Pop Tarts on Vine. The clip was quickly removed, but Thot Pocket took to Twitter to celebrate his conquest:

http://firstwefeast.com/laugh/interv...-a-hot-pocket/

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/0...ushpmg00000063

cocky0 03-03-2014 01:05 PM

Re: Teen Has Sex With A Hot Pocket
 
Brings a new meaning to the term "disk cheese"

cocky0 03-03-2014 01:12 PM

Re: Teen Has Sex With A Hot Pocket
 
Jim Gaffigan was quoted as saying, "Jizz Pocket!"

cocky0 03-03-2014 01:15 PM

Re: Teen Has Sex With A Hot Pocket
 
I wonder if he ate it out first.

spareparts 03-03-2014 01:24 PM

Re: Teen Has Sex With A Hot Pocket
 
Ladies and gentlemen, the next generation of leadership

JaxcockFL 03-03-2014 01:31 PM

Re: Teen Has Sex With A Hot Pocket
 
internet hit counter.

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Cockypantherfan 03-03-2014 01:31 PM

Re: Teen Has Sex With A Hot Pocket
 
This kid was really hot and bothered.

The Yancey 03-03-2014 01:33 PM

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I should invest in their stock. I'm guessing that Hot Pocket sales are about to soar.

theo_robbins 03-03-2014 01:59 PM

Re: Teen Has Sex With A Hot Pocket
 
there are surely less painful ways of ****ing diseased meat

kingoftheroost 03-03-2014 02:11 PM

Re: Teen Has Sex With A Hot Pocket
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by The Yancey (Post 4103258)
I should invest in their stock. I'm guessing that Hot Pocket sales are about to soar.

Well, it was certainly on the rise for that kid.

usc90grad 03-03-2014 02:58 PM

Re: Teen Has Sex With A Hot Pocket
 
He's getting what he wants....attention. You just have to wonder why in the world he chose this route.

TKE226 03-03-2014 03:13 PM

Re: Teen Has Sex With A Hot Pocket
 
really????

SterlingBrooks 03-03-2014 03:16 PM

Re: Teen Has Sex With A Hot Pocket
 
I never eat those anymore after a found a bone in one

Jeff45ACP 03-03-2014 03:38 PM

Re: Teen Has Sex With A Hot Pocket
 
I remember the old commercial jingle... " What are ya gonna d*ck? Hot pockets!"

Cuck Flemson 03-03-2014 03:42 PM

Re: Teen Has Sex With A Hot Pocket
 
Wonder if he asked the hotpocket for consent before he violated it?

The Yancey 03-03-2014 04:05 PM

Re: Teen Has Sex With A Hot Pocket
 
Maybe the kid had been watching American Pie.


Spur's Addiction 03-03-2014 06:17 PM

Re: Teen Has Sex With A Hot Pocket
 
Man I hope he let it cool off. I haven't had one in years but those things always burnt my mouth after they came out of the microwave.

usc90grad 03-03-2014 06:57 PM

Re: Teen Has Sex With A Hot Pocket
 
Worth the watch if you've never seen it...


HeadCockFan 03-04-2014 09:03 AM

Re: Teen Has Sex With A Hot Pocket
 
All this time his mom thought he just wasn't a fan of the outer crusts...

HeadCockFan 03-04-2014 09:31 AM

Re: Teen Has Sex With A Hot Pocket
 
One sensation begets another.


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