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usc90grad 03-24-2014 02:34 PM

Guy Devastated his Girlfriend was Never Pregnant; She just Gained a Ton of Weight
 
What a b**ch!!!

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MONTREAL — A man who believed for months that he was going to be the father of quintuplets instead found out in hospital his girlfriend was never pregnant. Delivery day came and went on Wednesday and only then did Paul Servat, 35, realize Barbara Bienvenue, 37, wasn’t with children.

A disappointed and tearful father recounted his dashed dreams to QMI Agency at his home south of Montreal, in the baby room filled with five colourfully adorned cribs that lie empty. “She let me choose the names,” Servat, 35, said between sobs, surrounded by donated gifts for the five fictitious babies. “I lost everything, it was my whole life.” Servat said Bienvenue’s baby story lasted 34 weeks, after she had surprised her new beau in September with news that she was expecting.

“We were so happy,” Servat said. “Even my parents, they were so looking forward to having grandchildren.” As weeks passed Bienvenue told Servat she was expecting twins, then triplets, then quadruplets and finally the stunning news that there were five babies in her belly.

On Wednesday, Servat took Bienvenue to a hospital where staff told him they had no file for the pregnancy. A nurse finally took Servat aside to show him the results of blood tests. “She told me she was not pregnant,” he said.

taylorssc 03-24-2014 02:42 PM

Re: Guy Devastated his Girlfriend was Never Pregnant; She just Gained a Ton of Weight
 
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Travelin 03-24-2014 03:00 PM

Re: Guy Devastated his Girlfriend was Never Pregnant; She just Gained a Ton of Weight
 
Psychotic bitches never cease to amaze.

He looks like a nice enough guy, he needs to hit the singles ad's and find him a child bearing woman!

ACPhilson 03-24-2014 03:03 PM

Re: Guy Devastated his Girlfriend was Never Pregnant; She just Gained a Ton of Weight
 
OMG, that's awful, and funny at the same time.

stiffolcock 03-24-2014 03:05 PM

Re: Guy Devastated his Girlfriend was Never Pregnant; She just Gained a Ton of Weight
 
had a friend go through this. had ultrasounds and all. really messed up thing to go through with.

gamecockphan 03-24-2014 03:07 PM

Re: Guy Devastated his Girlfriend was Never Pregnant; She just Gained a Ton of Weight
 
Weird story.

He obviusly never went with her for the ultra-sound when you find out the sex. I didn't go to many doctor's visit with my wife but I knew the ultra-sound visit when they tell you the sex was very important to her and not to be missed.

GregoryHouse 03-24-2014 03:34 PM

Re: Guy Devastated his Girlfriend was Never Pregnant; She just Gained a Ton of Weight
 
If she could have waited to let the lie collapse until next Tuesday, that would have been epic....unless she will reveal that she actually was still pregnant on next tuesday

taylorssc 03-24-2014 03:37 PM

Re: Guy Devastated his Girlfriend was Never Pregnant; She just Gained a Ton of Weight
 
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Originally Posted by GH (Post 4120341)
If she could have waited to let the lie collapse until next Tuesday, that would have been epic....unless she will reveal that she actually was still pregnant on next tuesday

Im missing it. What is next Tuesday?

edit: why am I still thinking its February..? Got it now.

GregoryHouse 03-24-2014 03:40 PM

Re: Guy Devastated his Girlfriend was Never Pregnant; She just Gained a Ton of Weight
 
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Originally Posted by taylorssc (Post 4120345)
I missing it. What is next Tuesday?

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I am thinking next Tuesday is April 1st....by the way, she seems like a real "see you next Tuesday" if you are picking up what I am putting down.

taylorssc 03-24-2014 03:42 PM

Re: Guy Devastated his Girlfriend was Never Pregnant; She just Gained a Ton of Weight
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by GH (Post 4120347)
I


I am thinking next Tuesday is April 1st....by the way, she seems like a real "see you next Tuesday" if you are picking up what I am putting down.

Gotcha. I smell what you're steppin' in.

He should have known something was up when she let him pick the names of all five kids.

Also, she's about to become the mother of five of your children and your relationship hasn't progressed beyond boyfriend/girlfriend...there's your sign.

donbgamecock 03-24-2014 07:05 PM

Re: Guy Devastated his Girlfriend was Never Pregnant; She just Gained a Ton of Weight
 
Take her a couple of cheese burgers, tell her you forgot the drinks and need to run out and get them, and never go back.

If you ever run into the bitch again, just tell her you were out looking for the kids.

sandstorm2001 03-24-2014 07:18 PM

Re: Guy Devastated his Girlfriend was Never Pregnant; She just Gained a Ton of Weight
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by taylorssc (Post 4120348)
Gotcha. I smell what you're steppin' in.

He should have known something was up when she let him pick the names of all five kids.

Also, she's about to become the mother of five of your children and your relationship hasn't progressed beyond boyfriend/girlfriend...there's your sign.

I would have been pretty suspicious when a new baby appeared every couple months.

GregoryHouse 03-24-2014 07:22 PM

Re: Guy Devastated his Girlfriend was Never Pregnant; She just Gained a Ton of Weight
 
They probably spent lots of time talking about how so many babies would change their futures.

They probably spent a lot of time and money preparing their home for the addition.

They probably told all their friends and coworkers.

Now he has nothing to show for it.

She is a jerk.

Cocky chick 03-24-2014 07:25 PM

Re: Guy Devastated his Girlfriend was Never Pregnant; She just Gained a Ton of Weight
 
How can a belly be that big? Can you imagine being fat enough that you can fool people into believing that you have five babies in your belly?

sandstorm2001 03-24-2014 07:40 PM

Re: Guy Devastated his Girlfriend was Never Pregnant; She just Gained a Ton of Weight
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Cocky chick (Post 4120452)
How can a belly be that big? Can you imagine being fat enough that you can fool people into believing that you have five babies in your belly?

This one made me lol. I wonder how many times he talked to her fat thinking it was babies.

sporkgod50 03-24-2014 07:45 PM

Re: Guy Devastated his Girlfriend was Never Pregnant; She just Gained a Ton of Weight
 
time to bring jerry springer out of retirement.

GamecockMomSC 03-24-2014 07:52 PM

Re: Guy Devastated his Girlfriend was Never Pregnant; She just Gained a Ton of Weight
 
She's in a psych ward now. She's faked cancer and being pregnant with twins before.

http://www.torontosun.com/2014/03/21...an-family-says

taylorssc 03-24-2014 07:57 PM

Re: Guy Devastated his Girlfriend was Never Pregnant; She just Gained a Ton of Weight
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by GH (Post 4120449)
They probably spent a lot of time and money preparing their home for the addition.

You bet. Looks like they've got the floor taped and a paint can in the background of the photo. May not be, but either way, poor guy.

usc90grad 03-24-2014 08:39 PM

Re: Guy Devastated his Girlfriend was Never Pregnant; She just Gained a Ton of Weight
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Cocky chick (Post 4120452)
How can a belly be that big? Can you imagine being fat enough that you can fool people into believing that you have five babies in your belly?

Judging from that pic, she could have passed herself off as the next octomom.

GregoryHouse 03-24-2014 09:36 PM

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Munchausen (MOON-chow-zun) syndrome is a serious mental disorder in which someone with a deep need for attention pretends to be sick or gets sick or injured on purpose. People with Munchausen syndrome may make up symptoms, push for risky operations, or try to rig laboratory test results to try to win sympathy and concern.

Munchausen syndrome belongs to a group of conditions, called factitious disorders, that are either made up or self-inflicted. Factitious disorders can be psychological or physical. Munchausen syndrome refers to the most severe and chronic physical form of factitious disorder.

Munchausen syndrome is a mysterious and hard to treat disorder. However, medical help is critical for preventing serious injury and even death caused by the self-harm typical of Munchausen syndrome.
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Good news is that there are no kids involved in this farce.

Dude will have some trust issues but he still dodged a bullet now that the truth is known.


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