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SClawman 03-29-2014 10:47 PM

Woman calls police over wood stump carved like a penis found in neighborhood
 
http://www.wrdw.com/home/headlines/W...253004691.html

Roosterdog 03-30-2014 08:26 AM

Re: Woman calls police over wood stump carved like a penis found in neighborhood
 
Brings new meaning to the term "woody".

cocky0 03-30-2014 08:42 AM

Re: Woman calls police over wood stump carved like a penis found in neighborhood
 
That's what you call a wood-pecker.

roosterdude21 03-30-2014 08:48 AM

Re: Woman calls police over wood stump carved like a penis found in neighborhood
 
Some people take themselves way too serious.

JaxcockFL 03-30-2014 09:05 AM

Re: Woman calls police over wood stump carved like a penis found in neighborhood
 
Well, Gaffney has the big peach, this could be it for Graniteville. Turn right at the big wooden prick.


Sweetie...how did you get splinters THERE?

catdaddy66 03-30-2014 10:08 AM

Re: Woman calls police over wood stump carved like a penis found in neighborhood
 
I work about 10 miles away in Aiken, but I don't have a chainsaw. I swear!

Lol

JaxcockFL 03-30-2014 10:30 AM

Re: Woman calls police over wood stump carved like a penis found in neighborhood
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by catdaddy66 (Post 4124266)
I work about 10 miles away in Aiken, but I don't have a chainsaw. I swear!

Lol


Get some kerosene a match and take some photos.

Order 66 03-30-2014 01:45 PM

Re: Woman calls police over wood stump carved like a penis found in neighborhood
 
You know she called the cops because she didn't own a chainsaw, or else that thing would be under her bed.

usc90grad 03-30-2014 01:59 PM

Re: Woman calls police over wood stump carved like a penis found in neighborhood
 
It never occured to her to call Lorena Bobitt to cut it off?

Flameout12 03-30-2014 02:06 PM

Re: Woman calls police over wood stump carved like a penis found in neighborhood
 
Looks like a "Joe"....wonder if MythBusters have any interest?

taylorssc 03-30-2014 02:13 PM

Re: Woman calls police over wood stump carved like a penis found in neighborhood
 
there's a peckerwood with a sense of humor in graniteville

Luke Skycocker 03-30-2014 02:18 PM

Re: Woman calls police over wood stump carved like a penis found in neighborhood
 
She believes that Coxwell carved the stump :lol:

etowngangsta 03-30-2014 02:32 PM

Re: Woman calls police over wood stump carved like a penis found in neighborhood
 
I hear that area is full of a bunch of peckerwoods.

uscgmck 03-30-2014 10:49 PM

Re: Woman calls police over wood stump carved like a penis found in neighborhood
 
Dear ole South Carolina, my home. First it was swamp man or whatever now penis tree. I hate to think what's next. We should start a thread with all the crazies over the years in The Palmetto State, excluding Clemson.

cocky0 03-31-2014 07:57 AM

Re: Woman calls police over wood stump carved like a penis found in neighborhood
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by uscgmck (Post 4125010)
Dear ole South Carolina, my home. First it was swamp man or whatever now penis tree. I hate to think what's next. We should start a thread with all the crazies over the years in The Palmetto State, excluding Clemson.

There was that one dude who died after doing the nasty with a horse.

Spur's Addiction 03-31-2014 09:44 AM

Re: Woman calls police over wood stump carved like a penis found in neighborhood
 
You sure this wasn't in the town of Johnsonville?


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