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usc90grad 04-01-2014 12:32 PM

Would You Pay $800 to Join the Mile High Club?
 
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Huff Po – If you’ve ever wanted to join the mile-high club, but don’t want to risk getting caught, a Las Vegas entrepreneur is ready to make your X-rated dreams comes true. Love Cloud is a new service offering flights over Sin City for couples looking to engage in a little sin of their own — but company founder Andy Johnson says it’s about so much more than sex. “I want it to be romantic,” he told Las Vegas Weekly.

“One of those bucket-list things that you did that you will never forget for the rest of your life.” The aircraft is a Cessna 421 dubbed the “Golden Eagle” that normally seats six but has been modified to include a custom-made foam mattress with a Liberator Heart Wedge and Decor Whirl bolster (these are basically sex pillows). ”

After every flight, Love Cloud has a cleaning service that cleans every part of the aircraft with specific cleaning products to kill any and all germs,” Johnson, 32, told KLAS-TV, adding that sheets, pillowcases and towels are all changed. The plane also packs a sound and light system as well as a curtained door that separates you from the pilot, who will be wearing a noise-canceling headset to drown out any mile-high moans.

catdaddy66 04-01-2014 12:39 PM

Re: Would You Pay $800 to Join the Mile High Club?
 
Isn't there an app to let you find hook ups on commercial flights? Still risk getting caught, but... doesn't matter, had sex!

ShutTheSuccop 04-01-2014 12:40 PM

Re: Would You Pay $800 to Join the Mile High Club?
 
hmmm....wonder where he installed the hidden cameras?


....plus doesn't this defeat the purpose of the "mile high club"?

etowngangsta 04-01-2014 12:52 PM

Re: Would You Pay $800 to Join the Mile High Club?
 
usc90grad, I appreciate the offer, but I must respectfully decline.

Captain9Dragons 04-01-2014 01:11 PM

Re: Would You Pay $800 to Join the Mile High Club?
 
are we there yet

are we there yet

are we there yet

sandstorm2001 04-01-2014 01:16 PM

Re: Would You Pay $800 to Join the Mile High Club?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ShutTheSuccop (Post 4125822)
hmmm....wonder where he installed the hidden cameras?


....plus doesn't this defeat the purpose of the "mile high club"?

I agree that it defeats the purpose.

Acockolypse Now 04-01-2014 01:20 PM

Re: Would You Pay $800 to Join the Mile High Club?
 
Nasty.

Thenardier 04-01-2014 01:21 PM

Re: Would You Pay $800 to Join the Mile High Club?
 
Yeah, noise canceling headphones is also a good thing to put on a pilot.

cocky0 04-01-2014 01:48 PM

Re: Would You Pay $800 to Join the Mile High Club?
 
I wonder if the "turn off all electronic devices" applies to vibrators on that flight.

GregoryHouse 04-01-2014 02:03 PM

Re: Would You Pay $800 to Join the Mile High Club?
 
This misses the point

catdaddy66 04-01-2014 02:14 PM

Re: Would You Pay $800 to Join the Mile High Club?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Acockolypse Now (Post 4125869)
Nasty.

Only if done properly... :lol:

RGHoskins 04-01-2014 02:41 PM

Re: Would You Pay $800 to Join the Mile High Club?
 
Wait, I have to provide the girl?

johnnyb 04-01-2014 05:40 PM

Re: Would You Pay $800 to Join the Mile High Club?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by usc90grad (Post 4125815)
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Huff Po – If you’ve ever wanted to join the mile-high club, but don’t want to risk getting caught, a Las Vegas entrepreneur is ready to make your X-rated dreams comes true. Love Cloud is a new service offering flights over Sin City for couples looking to engage in a little sin of their own — but company founder Andy Johnson says it’s about so much more than sex. “I want it to be romantic,” he told Las Vegas Weekly.

“One of those bucket-list things that you did that you will never forget for the rest of your life.” The aircraft is a Cessna 421 dubbed the “Golden Eagle” that normally seats six but has been modified to include a custom-made foam mattress with a Liberator Heart Wedge and Decor Whirl bolster (these are basically sex pillows). ”

After every flight, Love Cloud has a cleaning service that cleans every part of the aircraft with specific cleaning products to kill any and all germs,” Johnson, 32, told KLAS-TV, adding that sheets, pillowcases and towels are all changed. The plane also packs a sound and light system as well as a curtained door that separates you from the pilot, who will be wearing a noise-canceling headset to drown out any mile-high moans.

Send me a selfie, I might split it with you...








8-)

GREENVILLE COCKPIT 04-01-2014 08:27 PM

Re: Would You Pay $800 to Join the Mile High Club?
 
I prefer the 50 yd. line club,,, no it wasn't during a game !!!:woo:

TKE226 04-03-2014 01:51 PM

Re: Would You Pay $800 to Join the Mile High Club?
 
I've paid well over $800 for a flight before and didn't get that kind of service

LBC 04-03-2014 02:08 PM

Re: Would You Pay $800 to Join the Mile High Club?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by GH (Post 4125934)
This misses the point

Could not agree more.

The fun is in playing the game and then winning the championship not buying your own trophy.


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