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cocky0 04-01-2014 03:26 PM

I might need a new place to live
 
So a little back story. Back in 2005, I sprained my right ankle really bad. It left me laid up in bed and collecting worker's compensation for a couple of months. (It actually still hurts from time to time.) Then a few years later, I broke my left ankle which required surgery to fix. It now has a plate and six screws in it holding things together.

So I decided to have a little fun with it today, and posted this on FB:

http://imageshack.com/a/img849/5017/en19.png

My wife took the bait, and called me. I allowed the phone to go to voicemail. I checked the voicemail to be treated to her flipping out over me breaking my ankle on the other end.

So I waited a bit and began a chain of text messages to her:

Me: Can you come to Columbia to get me?
Her: Yes. What in the hell happened?
Me: Twisted it while moving some equipment
Her: Call if you can

(ten minute pause)

Me: I'm at the Doctor's Care on Beltline.
Me: Waiting on the X-Rays to come back now.
Her: I can see if Shelley will let me get off early.
Me: We still have my old crutches?
Her: Yes.
Me: Good. Bring those.
Me: They have some plastic set here.
Her: How are we getting both cars home?
Her: Maybe Marla could ride with me and drive mine back.
***Marla is the babysitter***
Me: Damn good question
Me: Yeah I suppose that could work
Me: Let me know when you're ready to leave in case the guys here have to take me back to the shop to wait.
Her: OK. I've got to finish counting my drawer and call Marla.
Me: Yeah and then you have to get your ass back to work since I'm just messing with ya.

***Five minute pause***

Her: OMFG!

I get a call immediately to hear her on the other end screaming at me about how she was just about to walk out the door to come get me.

Marla responds on Facebook:
"Your wife is pissed. I think your foot might look like that for real when she's done with you. She called me and we were all set to drive up to Columbia and get your car. Then ten minutes later she called me saying never mind, I'm gonna kill him, etc."


So anyways I might be in the market for a room to rent for a little while. :lol:

markymark550 04-01-2014 03:46 PM

Re: I might need a new place to live
 
Hook, line, and sinker. That's pretty good right there.

Don't know if I would have pranked the wife on being injured though. I know it wouldn't be good for me if I did that. Hope she doesn't stay angry at you for too long!

Thenardier 04-01-2014 03:51 PM

Re: I might need a new place to live
 
Rule #1, never piss off the person you share a bed with. Once you're asleep you're a sleeping duck.

Acockolypse Now 04-01-2014 04:00 PM

Re: I might need a new place to live
 
Enjoy the couch.

I'd sleep with one eye open tonight.

etowngangsta 04-01-2014 05:33 PM

Re: I might need a new place to live
 
Hahahaha

Regalcock 04-01-2014 06:11 PM

Re: I might need a new place to live
 
Good fun there.

JerseyBird 04-01-2014 06:40 PM

Re: I might need a new place to live
 
Quote:

I think your foot might look like that for real when she's done with you.
This.

kingoftheroost 04-01-2014 06:44 PM

Re: I might need a new place to live
 
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Originally Posted by JerseyBird (Post 4126164)
This.

Nah, HIS foot should be fine. Hers, on the other hand, might need some medical attention just to remove it from his ass.

CockyandProud 04-01-2014 10:19 PM

Re: I might need a new place to live
 
Looks like a hobbit foot!

spareparts 04-02-2014 03:47 PM

Re: I might need a new place to live
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by cocky0 (Post 4126037)


HOLY CRAP DUDE

lencho30 04-02-2014 04:18 PM

Re: I might need a new place to live
 
So??? How pissed was she??

cocky0 04-02-2014 04:57 PM

Re: I might need a new place to live
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by lencho30 (Post 4126973)
So??? How pissed was she??


Well luckily for me, I stay out of town during the week rather than driving back and forth from home. On top of that, I have drill this weekend. So I have until Sunday night before I have to face the wrath.


She'll forgive and forget by then, right?

markp_vip 04-02-2014 06:28 PM

Re: I might need a new place to live
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by cocky0 (Post 4127021)
Well luckily for me, I stay out of town during the week rather than driving back and forth from home. On top of that, I have drill this weekend. So I have until Sunday night before I have to face the wrath.


She'll forgive and forget by then, right?

She will let you think that she forgot, that is until tells you about her friends wedding ya'll need to attend one Saturday this fall.

cocky0 04-02-2014 07:33 PM

Re: I might need a new place to live
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by markp_vip (Post 4127097)
She will let you think that she forgot, that is until tells you about her friends wedding ya'll need to attend one Saturday this fall.

Then I'll be giving her another reason to be pissed off. :lol:

AtlGAMECOCK 04-02-2014 08:00 PM

Re: I might need a new place to live
 
i see the ankle breaking scene from misery in your future

Spur's Addiction 04-02-2014 09:28 PM

Re: I might need a new place to live
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by cocky0 (Post 4127021)

She'll forgive and forget by then, right?

They never forget!

You will hear about this for the rest of your life. It will be brought up at the most irrelevant times to make her point.

cocky0 04-02-2014 10:05 PM

Re: I might need a new place to live
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Spur's Addiction (Post 4127215)
They never forget!

You will hear about this for the rest of your life. It will be brought up at the most irrelevant times to make her point.

So this prank is the gift that keeps on giving?


Awesome!

Acockolypse Now 04-02-2014 11:54 PM

Re: I might need a new place to live
 
Tell her you'll have sex as a way of saying you're sorry.

Thenardier 04-03-2014 12:21 AM

Re: I might need a new place to live
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by markp_vip (Post 4127097)
She will let you think that she forgot, that is until tells you about her friends wedding ya'll need to attend one Saturday this fall.

Either that, or he wakes up to find his manhood superglued to his stomach.

Order 66 04-03-2014 03:45 AM

Re: I might need a new place to live
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Spur's Addiction (Post 4127215)
They never forget!

You will hear about this for the rest of your life. It will be brought up at the most irrelevant times to make her point.

this x1,000,000

I know karma too well to pull that sort of prank, especially on my wife.


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