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JaxcockFL 05-07-2014 11:10 AM

Couple Arrested For Sex Acts On Church Lawn
 
http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/s...ch-lawn-576432

Quote:

MAY 6--Attendees at a wedding Saturday were shocked to spot a 60-year-old woman and a 56-year-old man engaging in sex acts on the church lawn, Utah cops report.



ew.

Kickerspl80 05-07-2014 12:57 PM

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Oh myeee

sandstorm2001 05-07-2014 01:12 PM

Re: Couple Arrested For Sex Acts On Church Lawn
 
Feel sorry for all who were present. There are just some things you can't unsee.

Kickerspl80 05-07-2014 02:55 PM

Re: Couple Arrested For Sex Acts On Church Lawn
 
Maybe the lady was super hot, just super old. Just trying to stay optimistic here

cockattorney2 05-07-2014 03:00 PM

Re: Couple Arrested For Sex Acts On Church Lawn
 
pics or gtfo..... no, wait..... scratch that. DO NOT WANT!

spareparts 05-07-2014 03:19 PM

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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sites/d...icsexduo_1.jpg

Herbie3 05-07-2014 03:23 PM

Re: Couple Arrested For Sex Acts On Church Lawn
 
How would you like to put those handcuffs on?

Gamecocks1137 05-07-2014 03:41 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by spareparts (Post 4151329)

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFile...9/83606800.jpg

trapper82 05-07-2014 03:55 PM

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No desire to click that link. Even Yancey isn't clicking that link, and that's saying something since the link has sex in it.

catdaddy66 05-07-2014 03:59 PM

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It was a demonstration for the groom and bride for the honeymoon... DUH!! LMAO

TheMule 05-07-2014 04:15 PM

Re: Couple Arrested For Sex Acts On Church Lawn
 
The key words in the charges against them are "gross lewdness."

SwampFox 05-07-2014 05:05 PM

Re: Couple Arrested For Sex Acts On Church Lawn
 
Now you know why derelects are derelects.

Mr.101 05-07-2014 05:17 PM

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derelicts*

bobbycock 05-07-2014 07:01 PM

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does the forum REALLY need to be subjected to this kind of news....i mean...REALLY....COME ON.

catdaddy66 05-07-2014 07:03 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by bobbycock (Post 4151501)
does the forum REALLY need to be subjected to this kind of news....i mean...REALLY....COME ON.

And yet, you clicked on it...

RGHoskins 05-07-2014 07:21 PM

Re: Couple Arrested For Sex Acts On Church Lawn
 
And Jesus wept.

The Yancey 05-07-2014 08:55 PM

Re: Couple Arrested For Sex Acts On Church Lawn
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by bobbycock (Post 4151501)
does the forum REALLY need to be subjected to this kind of news....i mean...REALLY....COME ON.

Yes, it is the sole purpose, the raison d'etre, for this forum's existence.

roosterdude21 05-07-2014 09:04 PM

Re: Couple Arrested For Sex Acts On Church Lawn
 
Another level of wrong

SwampFox 05-07-2014 10:30 PM

Re: Couple Arrested For Sex Acts On Church Lawn
 
Some acts ought to subject the perpetrators to medieval punishment. What would be appropriate for these two? Branding? Amputation? Castration? Taring and feathering? Flogging? Put in the pillory?

SanAntonioCock 05-07-2014 11:00 PM

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They seem nice.


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