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TheUniversityofSC 07-10-2014 12:46 PM

Grandpa who won romp with 2 hookers, But.......
 
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A grandfather who won a tryst with two hookers choked to death before he could enjoy his threesome.

Johnny Orris, 86, from Illinois, was entered into a contest by radio shock jock Howard Stern, called I Want to Get My Grandpa Laid, by his grandson, Ed Moody.

He told the show he had not had sex since his wife died more than a decade ago, and was awarded the encounter at the legal Moonlite Bunny Ranch brothel in Nevada.

Orris went to the ranch and chose two girls, then headed to a steakhouse in Lake Tahoe, where he died.

His grieving grandson, who was with him, told Radar Online: He had not been with a woman for 11 years since my grandmother died.

He had two girls planned out, Caressa Kisses and Vanity Caressa is all that he talked about. He was going to spend the night with them but he never got back to the Bunny Ranch.

I think he
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http://www.sundayworld.com/top-stori...y-to-threesome

So Close. :thumbs:

86 GradCock 07-10-2014 05:26 PM

Re: Grandpa who won romp with 2 hookers, But.......
 
The moral of the story is babes before beef.

Gamecock1983 07-10-2014 05:33 PM

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I'll bet he was eating at super speed...ready to get some road in the rear view on the way back to the bunny ranch!

He may have choked on the first bite...chewing never even came to mind.

Grit_And_Steel 07-10-2014 06:14 PM

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Oh no!!! :thumbs:

....I will finish the job in his honor.

RGHoskins 07-10-2014 06:48 PM

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Seems like this was a bad idea. The hooker on the right is kinda cute. The hooker on the left...is not.

ccured 07-10-2014 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by RGHoskins (Post 4199299)
Seems like this was a bad idea. The hooker on the right is kinda cute. The hooker on the left...is not.

your left and right or his

RGHoskins 07-10-2014 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by ccured (Post 4199304)
your left and right or his

Mine.

spareparts 07-10-2014 07:30 PM

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Serves him right and he'll probably end up in hell.

God struck him down for his antics

catdaddy66 07-10-2014 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Grit_And_Steel (Post 4199279)
Oh no!!! :thumbs:

....I will finish the job in his honor.

How horny... I mean noble, of you!

Flameout12 07-10-2014 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by 86 GradCock (Post 4199262)
The moral of the story is babes before beef.

:rotfl:

Clemsux182 07-11-2014 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by spareparts (Post 4199320)
Serves him right and he'll probably end up in hell.

God struck him down for his antics

For eating and choking on steak?

SECgamecock453 07-11-2014 09:29 AM

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Man that SUUUUCCCKKKKKS!

MjGCock 07-11-2014 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by spareparts (Post 4199320)
Serves him right and he'll probably end up in hell.

God struck him down for his antics


Glad god had nothing better to do than to kill an 86 year old man just trying to get some.

SanAntonioCock 07-11-2014 12:24 PM

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And now he is in heaven taking shit from the dead wife.

Mr.101 07-11-2014 04:39 PM

Re: Grandpa who won romp with 2 hookers, But.......
 
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Originally Posted by spareparts (Post 4199320)
Serves him right and he'll probably end up in hell.

God struck him down for his antics

Gr8 b8 m8


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