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The Yancey 08-19-2014 06:00 PM

"Penis Collector" Arrested for Keeping Jars Full of Dead Men's Dicks
 
A Croatian man known as "the Penis Collector" has been arrested for allegedly abusing his position as a hospital nurse to amass a large collection of human dicks, taken from the bodies of dead patients.


The unnamed 52-year-old man, who worked as a registered nurse at a city hospital in Slavonski Brod, was arrested last week on charges of disturbing the deceased, Queerty reports.


In his apartment, police found "a few glass jars" full of penises, preserved in formaldehyde.


"On behalf of all employees of the hospital, I have to say that we are very unpleasantly surprised by an event that threw a shadow over this hospital," a hospital spokesperson said, according to Queerty. "Our apologies to families of the deceased."


According to InSerbia, the suspect is "a family man" with no previous criminal record. It's not clear what led police to the man and his morbid collection.



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catdaddy66 08-19-2014 06:52 PM

Re: "Penis Collector" Arrested for Keeping Jars Full of Dead Men's Dicks
 
You know, he can leave it in the hand of his attorney but it'll never stand up in court.

IslandCock 08-19-2014 07:02 PM

Re: "Penis Collector" Arrested for Keeping Jars Full of Dead Men's Dicks
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by catdaddy66 (Post 4230312)
You know, he can leave it in the hand of his attorney but it'll never stand up in court.

Haha.

The Bone Collector

Gamecocks1137 08-19-2014 08:11 PM

Re: "Penis Collector" Arrested for Keeping Jars Full of Dead Men's Dicks
 
I didn't know Lorena Bobbit dressed as a man to play as a nurse in Croatia.

Acockolypse Now 08-19-2014 09:49 PM

Re: "Penis Collector" Arrested for Keeping Jars Full of Dead Men's Dicks
 
They found out after his neighbor came over and asked to borrow some tools.

Clemsux182 08-20-2014 10:43 AM

Re: "Penis Collector" Arrested for Keeping Jars Full of Dead Men's Dicks
 
I don't see what the big deal is.


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cocky0 08-20-2014 10:47 AM

Re: "Penis Collector" Arrested for Keeping Jars Full of Dead Men's Dicks
 
They should bring in an expert to identify each one.

http://www.rantsinyourpants.com/trav...res/beulah.jpg

markymark550 08-20-2014 11:15 AM

Re: "Penis Collector" Arrested for Keeping Jars Full of Dead Men's Dicks
 
Sounds like this should be the plot for an episode of Criminal Minds. Although, to fit with the show, the suspect would also have to kill the victims.

Cockypantherfan 08-20-2014 01:54 PM

Re: "Penis Collector" Arrested for Keeping Jars Full of Dead Men's Dicks
 
People are ****ing weird.

Regalcock 08-20-2014 02:30 PM

Re: "Penis Collector" Arrested for Keeping Jars Full of Dead Men's Dicks
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by cocky0 (Post 4230753)
They should bring in an expert to identify each one.

http://www.rantsinyourpants.com/trav...res/beulah.jpg

:clap:

Jethro Beaver 08-20-2014 04:22 PM

Re: "Penis Collector" Arrested for Keeping Jars Full of Dead Men's Dicks
 
probably gonna have a stiff fine.

eightohhthree 08-20-2014 04:41 PM

Re: "Penis Collector" Arrested for Keeping Jars Full of Dead Men's Dicks
 
"The Penis Collector" - has a nice ring to it.

yazoo 08-20-2014 04:44 PM

Re: "Penis Collector" Arrested for Keeping Jars Full of Dead Men's Dicks
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by The Yancey (Post 4230272)
It's not clear what led police to the man and his morbid collection.

It was probably a private dick.

Jethro Beaver 08-20-2014 05:02 PM

Re: "Penis Collector" Arrested for Keeping Jars Full of Dead Men's Dicks
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by yazoo (Post 4231101)
It was probably a private dick.

Dick Tracey

TheMule 08-20-2014 05:29 PM

Re: "Penis Collector" Arrested for Keeping Jars Full of Dead Men's Dicks
 
He likes penis coladas.

cocky0 08-20-2014 06:08 PM

Re: "Penis Collector" Arrested for Keeping Jars Full of Dead Men's Dicks
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by eightohhthree (Post 4231098)
"The Penis Collector" - has a nice ring to it.

Better than "Pecker Collector"?

M.C. 08-20-2014 06:11 PM

Re: "Penis Collector" Arrested for Keeping Jars Full of Dead Men's Dicks
 
This will be a movie now

OldPat 08-20-2014 06:20 PM

Re: "Penis Collector" Arrested for Keeping Jars Full of Dead Men's Dicks
 
To each his own, I suppose.
So many other things I'd hoard.
Seen one, seen 'em all.
Seen mine, no urge to see yours.

But a female is a different story.
Somehow He knew mankind
couldn't take heaven cold turkey.
Gave us woman to ease the transition.

Don't know the kind of wiring,
not familiar with the circuitry
that gives us his kind, so tell him
Johnny Dillinger said hello.


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