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The Yancey 08-20-2014 04:39 PM

Myrtle Beach woman beat up man after he 'passed gas' in her face
 
MYRTLE BEACH, S.C. - A Myrtle Beach man and woman were arrested after they came to blows in a fight sparked when the man allegedly “passed gas” near the woman’s face, according to a Myrtle Beach Police report.

The incident happened on Monday night around 7:45 pm at a house in the 900 block of 3rd Ave North, police said.

The problems began when a man who routinely sleeps on the porch of the house, came inside while “intoxicated and `passed gas' in (a woman’s) face while she was laying on the couch,” police wrote in a report.

The woman then walked outside to escape the situation, but the man followed her.

Once outside, the woman told police that while they were verbally arguing, the man walked toward her in a “threatening manner” and she then hit him 3 times in the face with a closed fist, police said in a report.

A witness told police that the pair were both fighting over the initial “passed gas” incident.

Darrell Ray McKnight, age 64, was transported to Grand Strand Regional Hospital for a swollen eye, police said.

Jessica Annette Cerney, age 33, who works as a clerk at Scotchman Mobile, was not intoxicated and did not suffer injuries, police said.

They were both arrested on a charge of Disorderly Conduct Fighting / Force Company On Another, according to the Myrtle Beach Police.

http://www.wspa.com/story/26321069/myrtle-beach

TonyVercetti 08-20-2014 07:24 PM

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Dont blame her.

GregoryHouse 08-20-2014 08:21 PM

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But ehat schools did they attend?!!!

RGHoskins 08-20-2014 08:29 PM

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And Jesus wept....

gocockswyn 08-20-2014 09:15 PM

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:lol:I think only he should have been arrested.

GregoryHouse 08-20-2014 10:01 PM

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so he is just a guy who routinely sleeps on her porch?

Gamecocks1137 08-20-2014 10:23 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by GH (Post 4231361)
so he is just a guy who routinely sleeps on her porch?

I know right. What does she tell her dates when they come over.

Date: Who is that guy?

Her: Oh, he just gets shit faced and sleeps on my porch, it's nothing really.


haha reminds me of the movie Half Baked and the guy who just sleeps on their couch.

etowngangsta 08-20-2014 10:32 PM

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Whoever smelt it dealt it.
I wonder if she's single.

Cockypantherfan 08-20-2014 10:56 PM

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So is she or isn't she into kinky / weird things?

Sonofacock 08-21-2014 12:03 AM

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31 year age difference

Cocky chick 08-21-2014 08:54 AM

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Funniest line in the article: "The women then walked outside to escape the situation, but the man followed her."

gamecock88 08-21-2014 09:25 AM

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Thought that was just myrtle beach smell

cocky0 08-21-2014 09:45 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by etowngangsta (Post 4231411)
Whoever smelt it dealt it.
I wonder if she's single.

He who made the rhyme did the crime.

JerseyBird 08-21-2014 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by The Yancey (Post 4231094)

Jessica Annette Cerney, age 33, who works as a clerk at Scotchman Mobile, was not intoxicated and did not suffer injuries, police said.

I'd say injury was suffered :mad:

etowngangsta 08-21-2014 11:17 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by cocky0 (Post 4231772)
He who made the rhyme did the crime.

Touché...all I have left are yo momma jokes and jokes that will get me banned. You win this round.

QueenCityCockFan 08-21-2014 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Sonofacock (Post 4231555)
31 year age difference

Glad im not the only one found that almost as weird as the actual story...

cocky0 08-21-2014 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by etowngangsta (Post 4231852)
Touché...all I have left are yo momma jokes and jokes that will get me banned. You win this round.


We used to have a thread with mama jokes.

SClawman 08-21-2014 04:31 PM

SC woman beats man who farted in her face
 
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/0...usaolp00000592


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