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Forum: The Cock Pit 09-05-2014, 01:23 AM
Replies: 90
Views: 4,541
Posted By OldPat
Re: To any players reading the board

LOL. Speak of the.....
Forum: The Cock Pit 09-05-2014, 01:19 AM
Replies: 90
Views: 4,541
Posted By OldPat
Re: To any players reading the board

The troll infestation began months ago. Finally got out of hand this past week. Time to call Terminex IMO.
Forum: The Cock Pit 09-03-2014, 01:53 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 3,115
Posted By OldPat
Re: Over reacting?

Depends on whether or not you consider premature ejaculation an overreaction.

But if I were a lady, I'd thank you for the compliment and send you on your merry way.

Since The Yancey has some...
Forum: The Locker Room 09-02-2014, 03:11 PM
Replies: 98
Views: 9,816
Posted By OldPat
Re: Nick Chubb

Whatever floats your boat.

Me?? Scanned this thread. Went to the grocery store. Bought a big box of Wheaties for you guys to cry in.

Go ahead, Nick, yank their chain. LOLOLOLOL.

Me?? ...
Forum: The Cock Pit 09-01-2014, 09:45 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 2,351
Posted By OldPat
Re: Shaw: Check Out This Headline

Back in the day we referred to it as 'killing two birds with one stone'; today it's 'multi-tasking'. LOL.
Forum: Basketball Recruits 08-28-2014, 01:19 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,147
Posted By OldPat
Re: 2015 wbb - Beatrice Mompremier

BM is the second of the four uncommitted players on team USA-18U to announce USC is in their final four. The first was Guard Destinee Walker from Orlando.

If you're the least bit introspective,...
Forum: The Cock Pit 08-26-2014, 07:52 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 3,325
Posted By OldPat
Re: Paul Finebaum heaps praise on USC

A circumcised one at that. But remember a penis has a mind of its' own. Finie's mind is an eddy in the current of normalcy. Just another bald head telling me what to think...Wait a minute! Isn't...
Forum: The Cock Pit 08-26-2014, 12:43 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 1,604
Posted By OldPat
Re: Would you rather: Beat Clemson or Win SEC

Since they ask every year, guess we'd better dumb this thing down so even the taters have a chance to understand.

If I were a jockey, I'd prefer:
A) riding a nag.
B) winning the Derby.
C) ...
Forum: The Cock Pit 08-25-2014, 12:23 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 3,545
Posted By OldPat
Re: Stabbed in the heart

Cpf, I've seen his type before; he's gonna be a long-term PITA. If you decide to fight fire with fire, here are a few potential permanent solutions:
1) poison
2) hitman
3) dead mule head in...
Forum: The Cock Pit 08-24-2014, 08:38 PM
Replies: 120
Views: 7,041
Posted By OldPat
Re: DJ Swearinger concusses Wes Welker

Hey, Peyton, look at the replay.
Clean hit all day long & then some.
I wonder, is Swag so bad
he gotta play two-hand touch
while the rest play tackle??
Forum: The Cock Pit 08-23-2014, 05:13 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 2,932
Posted By OldPat
Re: Wow! barely a comment!

Don't tell Dabo or the clowns at ESPN,
but talk as prelude is just BS.
The correct order is walkie-talkie.
Forum: The Cock Pit 08-22-2014, 05:57 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 2,610
Posted By OldPat
Re: The bane of our season

LOL, MT. Looks like you discovered Troll Central. Good thing BS, blarney & blather do not a season make.

Q: Not that it really matters, but do trolls have feet?? All talk, no walk?

Lace 'em...
Forum: Fowl Shots 08-22-2014, 09:32 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 1,098
Posted By OldPat
Re: wbb - Ibiam & Welch projected first rounders .

Tiffany is gonna sparkle,
Youngsters show their promise,
Alaina's gonna rumble.

But the vets are the glue.
Hold Dawn's puzzle together.
'Bout time the glue got its' due.

Last time so get...
Forum: The Cock Pit 08-22-2014, 08:49 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,784
Posted By OldPat
Forum: The Water Cooler 08-20-2014, 06:20 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 840
Posted By OldPat
Re: "Penis Collector" Arrested for Keeping Jars Full of Dead Men's Dicks

To each his own, I suppose.
So many other things I'd hoard.
Seen one, seen 'em all.
Seen mine, no urge to see yours.

But a female is a different story.
Somehow He knew mankind
couldn't take...
Forum: The Cock Pit 08-17-2014, 11:28 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 4,682
Posted By OldPat
Re: Michael Scarnecchia could start next year?

You hit the nail on the head, Tony.

It's the total motion of the ocean, not the size of the boat, that gets the job done...provided the boat is located at or above the latitude of Normal, AL-even...
Forum: The Water Cooler 08-13-2014, 12:14 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 2,360
Posted By OldPat
Re: If a certain RB recruit had committed to that upstate school

It is what it is. Nothing more, nothing less. Stand up & be counted.
Forum: Fowl Shots 08-13-2014, 03:08 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 2,804
Posted By OldPat
Re: Assistant Coach Nikki McCray Diagnosed with Breast Cancer

Never stopped runnin'.
Never stopped fightin.
Ali wrapped in a skirt.

Don't need Sir Charles
to set the example
'cause we got Nikki.

A day of wine & roses.
A mentor extraordinaire
Forum: Fowl Shots 08-12-2014, 10:05 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,722
Posted By OldPat
Re: Coach Staley just answered a question I've had

Chlh, thought you had a heart,
but now you got me dreamin'.
Can't wait to hear the band playin',
watch Dawn's Lady G's skyin'.

We gonna light the Cola skyline.
Yesteryear will meet today....
Forum: The Proving Ground 08-12-2014, 09:16 AM
Replies: 63
Views: 9,213
Posted By OldPat
Re: 2015 - Joseph Charlton

LOL. Or the Mahaffey brothers who kept coming out of the woodwork every 4 or 5 yrs to play B-ball for the taters. Give the devil his due; all 3 were good, tough, big players who walked the walk...
Forum: The Locker Room 08-11-2014, 12:00 PM
Replies: 690
Views: 34,290
Posted By OldPat
Re: Tony Stewart kills Kevin ward jr

Tough-love Tony made it rain on K Ward, Jr.
Young Kevin didn't live to tell about it.
Good or bad? Right or wrong?
Remember dead men tell no tales.
Just glad Tony's not my daddy.

Is a...
Forum: The Cock Pit 08-09-2014, 07:05 PM
Replies: 128
Views: 18,580
Posted By OldPat
Re: Sat. scrimmage @ 10am

Two left feet does not an O-lineman make.
IMO in prior years Shaw's feet made our run blocking look better than it was.
Forum: The Proving Ground 07-27-2014, 03:40 PM
Replies: 401
Views: 37,197
Posted By OldPat
Re: 2015 - Mon Denson

My, my, cid, did you just swing the closet door wide open?

BTW, tks for the updates; ignore the fools & stay for you, not they, are one of the treasure troves that makes this site what it is.
Forum: The Cock Pit 07-16-2014, 11:29 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 621
Posted By OldPat
Re: When did Spurrier make fun of the burnt books at Auburn?

Guess his daddy colored Cam's green. Plagiarism or last laugh? LOL.
Forum: The Locker Room 07-05-2014, 01:00 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,270
Posted By OldPat
Re: Lou Gehrig's speech

Guys, I would never presume to know how someone whose life is shortened feels, but I will say this: Almost seventy years ago a remarkable young man taught me that it's not how many days you have...
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