08-29-2013, 10:00 AM
Join Date: Apr 2009
Re: 8 Reasons Why My Tarheels Will Shock the Gamecocks
Originally Posted by unmeaty
8 Reasons Why My Tarheels Will Shock the Gamecocks
1.Bryn Renner Bryn Renner is a Heisman dark horse and an All American waiting to happen. He will single handedly shred the young Gamecock linebackers with quick, surgical strikes. If he can throw a football over that mountain, he can certainly throw one over Kelcy Quarles.
2.Championship Tradition The Tarheels understand something the Gamecocks do not - what it takes to be a CHAMPION. With 5 NCAA basketball championships UNC knows how to get things done at a high level.
3.Road Warriors Don't believe for a second that the Gamecocks have an advantage because they're playing at home. UNC actually plays BETTER on the road, instead of their depressing, half empty stadium. The Gamecocks are used to playing in packed houses, they won't be as pumped up as UNC.
4.Uniforms It's a fact that the color blue has a pacifying effect of those who look at it, while red inspires hostility and anger. The Gamecocks will be lulled by UNC's powder blues while the Tarheels will get pumped up looking at those all-garnet unis. Grrrr!
5.Defensive Experience Unlike the Gamecocks, the Tarheel's defense is super experienced, returning 9 starters from last year's potentially championship-caliber defense. While South Carolina doesn't know what to expect from their young defensive starters, North Carolina should be at least as good as last year on that side of the ball.
6.Fresh bodies 4 of the 5 starting offensive linemen for USC have logged significant playing time, one has to wonder what they could possibly have left in the tank. North Carolina, on the other hand, has a relatively fresh set of bodies up front. There are only 18 starts between 4 of the starting linemen for UNC, meaning they should be much more rested than USC's front 5.
7.Ego trippin' With all the hype surrounding Clowney and the USC defensive unit as whole, there's bound to be resentment. It's impossible to play as a cohesive unit with so many super talented stars on one team. UNC does not have this problem.
8.Bryn Renner Did I mention he can throw a football over a g*d d*mn mountain? Because he can. With both arms. Prepare to see a Tajh Boyd-esque performance against the Gamecocks - he's that good!
Are you scared yet, Gamecocks? Because you should be. The world will bear witness to your humiliation when The Mighty Tarheels roll into Williams-Brice tonight at 6pm. UNC's run to the National Title Game (and possibly even an ACC title) begins tonight!
You can't possibly be serious. Everything you said sounds like a joke. You must be being facetious. Nah, you can't be a smurf. The logic you use suggests USC will win...unless that is smurf logic. I guess when you don't go to class, comprehension leaves much to be desired.
Last edited by carolinacoast; 08-29-2013 at 12:33 PM.