5 Reasons to be Nervous for the Game
1. Clowney might stub his toe beforehand.
3. Mike Davis and Brandon Wilds get into a physical altercation over a mutual ex-girlfriend.
4. Spurrier eats too much Arby's and farts in the locker room causing the team to lose morale.
5. The team inexplicably decides to try bath salts for the first time 30 minutes before kickoff.