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"6. South Carolina.
FUN FACT: Hootie & the Blowfish have a street named after them in Columbia. Hootie Boulevard
(!!!!!) was dedicated in 2010, and the band also got a MONUMENT built in their honor, which is exactly .000000000 percent as cool as Detroit's RoboCop statue.
Ragging on Hootie Blvd. is the meanest thing I can do with the Gamecocks because they invited me to speak to their incoming freshman class a week ago. Now you think real hard about the quality of a school that would allow something like that to happen."
I don't remember you ****sticks bringing me in to talk to your
freshmen. GAMECOCK 4 LIFE **** YOU."