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Old 12-21-2013, 01:01 AM   #1
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Default Christmas PG13 joke

Santa is making his rounds when he stops at the first house. An extremely obese woman with hair in curlers and missing half of her teeth is waiting and says, " hey Santy, want to stay awhile?" Santa replies, "Ho Ho Ho, guess I'd better go, got some toys to deliver you know." He leaves and arrives at house #2, when he is confronted by an equally repulsive woman who also propositions him with the same line and he replies again, "Ho ho ho, guess I'd better go, got some toys to deliver you know." He leaves and heads to house #3 where to his pleasant surprise is met by the most beautiful woman that he has ever seen. In addition to her beauty, she is wearing a see through night gown and in her most seductive voice says, "hey Santa, won't you stay awhile?" With that Santa replied, "hey, hey, hey, guess I'd better stay...can't get up the chimney with my dick this way!"
Merry Christmas

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