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Old 02-17-2014, 09:51 AM   #4
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Oh, and this seems as good a place as any to foist upon an unsuspecting Cockytalk Nation - back in college a friend and I would come up with parody lyrics to various songs on a variety of subjects, teeth being one of them far more often than they should. Anyway, he was much better at it but on rare occasions I came up with some that I thought were pretty good. Here's my take on the first verse and chorus of Signs:

Well the sign said
shrunken mouthed toothless people
need not apply
So I put some dentures in my mouth
and I went in to ask him why
He said you look like a fine young man
with a full set of teeth, you'll do
So I pulled out my caps
and said "Imagine that,
me chewing my food"

Teeth teeth
Not everyone's got teeth
Slip and fall and smash 'em
Be causing you grief
Chew this don't chew that
Can't you use your tee-eeth?




The only other line I could come up with was the obvious one right before the bridge -

Well the sign says you gotta have dental insurance to get inside




But I believe the damage was already done
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