Re: BEST HAIR METAL BAND TOURNAMENT: The Scorpions (#8) vs Skid Row (#9)
Like any proper 8 vs. 9 matchup, this one's a tossup to me. I liked the Scorpions a lot more musically, but Skid Row is definitely more representative of Hair Metal, so I will also go with Skid Row.
Take one star crunch. Then take lots of peanut butter and layer it THICK on the flat side. After that slam another star crunch on top of the peanut butter. Finally, slap yo momma. For those of you trying to "watch what you eat" don't add the second star crunch. This is the diet version-etowngangsta