My dad pulled a fast one on me and drank 5 of my 6 beers, and returned bottles and caps to the holder. I just drank the last one and went back for that crucial second beer, and was peeeeeassed to find all empties.
So I had to scrounge. All I have is Don Q rum, which is good, but no classic mixers. I had one Fresca for carbonation, but it lacks that sweet kick needed for rum. I also have no ice currently. So, I cut up one of my son's grape popsicles and bam, my wife and I agree, that is one sexy ass drank. I call it a Barney.