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Old 05-05-2014, 03:39 PM   #1
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Default Happy Cinco De Mayo ya'll!

I understand that this holiday was created by the people at Duke's (the official mayonnaise of America) to advertise their oh-so-delicious product and was subsequently appropriated by another group to commemorate something that happened at the Battle of Puebla somewhere in Old Mexico.

I think it is important to acknowledge the sacrifices of the Duke's Mayonnaise family and their contribution to American culture. So slap some Duke's on a saltine cracker today and raise it in honor of A-mer-ca!

However, in the interest of multiculturalism, if you wish to acknowledge the historic victory of the Mexican army over the mighty French at the Battle of Puebla may I humbly suggest that you follow my plan:

A. Italian Nachos ( yeah they are Italian nachos but they are still nachos, and they are AWESOME!)
http://www.food.com/recipe/romanos-m...-napoli-172719

B. Several cold Beers or tequila Shots

C. A movie that celebrates Mexican culture like: The Three Amigos or Nacho Libre, or the heart-touching Casa de mi Padre.

Que Dios te bendiga and God bless Duke's!
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