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    A compendium of antics from the Sunshine State.

    Florida woman arrested for assaulting ex with pork fried rice

    She hit him with some combination.

    Cops raced to a disturbance inside a Florida Chinese restaurant — and found a man covered in pork fried rice and hot sauce.

    Brian Kusmer, 31, was attacked by his ex-girlfriend, Samantha Wilson, who was arrested for domestic battery

    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crim...icle-1.3195681
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    Thank God for Florida
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    Florida really never fails to deliver.

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    Cannibals Arrested in Florida Claim Eating Human Flesh Cures Diabetes and Depression



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    olice in Vernal Heights, Florida, arrested 3-practicing cannibals who claim eating human flesh cures both type-1 and type-2 diabetes and depression.

    According to Vernal Heights Chief of Police, Gregory Moore, the 3-men were arrested when officers responded to what they assumed would be a routine noise complaint.

    Police arrived at 3845 Toolson Lane (the home of William Provost) at approximately 7:45 PM on Sunday evening in response to a neighbor complaining of strange sounds coming from the home.
    http://themiamigazette.com/cannibals...es-depression/
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    Those guys still look depressed and diabetic....

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Yancey View Post
    A compendium of antics from the Sunshine State.

    Florida woman arrested for assaulting ex with pork fried rice

    She hit him with some combination.

    Cops raced to a disturbance inside a Florida Chinese restaurant and found a man covered in pork fried rice and hot sauce.

    Brian Kusmer, 31, was attacked by his ex-girlfriend, Samantha Wilson, who was arrested for domestic battery

    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crim...icle-1.3195681
    Dude should consider himself lucky. If she had started slinging Won Tons
    at him, they might have had to call the Coroner out there. That stuff has been
    known to kill people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Yancey View Post
    Cannibals Arrested in Florida Claim Eating Human Flesh Cures Diabetes and Depression


    I look at those pictures and I just don't see them as people who'd sit around
    the table sippin' on coffee and discussing preventative health care. Also don't
    see Diabetes and Depression as high on the priority list of things they need
    to worry about curing.

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    I may have to amend my vacation plans...

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    Digging it a little too much! Naked man climbs excavator on a Florida highway and starts masturbating in front of laughing drivers

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz4ixupi8pf
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spurticus View Post
    I look at those pictures and I just don't see them as people who'd sit around
    the table sippin' on coffee and discussing preventative health care. Also don't
    see Diabetes and Depression as high on the priority list of things they need
    to worry about curing.
    The writer in me sees a sketch called "This must've happened." Which is exactly what you say...comedy ensues
    I don't worry about falling skies as much as I worry about low ceilings.

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    Strip club anyone?

    http://www.borderherald.com/tainted-...ncident-stage/

    Pretty sure it is fake, but still funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Yancey View Post
    Cannibals Arrested in Florida Claim Eating Human Flesh Cures Diabetes and Depression



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    http://themiamigazette.com/cannibals...es-depression/
    Looks like TaylorsSC in the middle there. Anyone heard from him lately?
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    Maybe we should start a thread with this pic. "Caption This"
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Yancey View Post
    Cannibals Arrested in Florida Claim Eating Human Flesh Cures Diabetes and Depression



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    http://themiamigazette.com/cannibals...es-depression/
    The guy on the right looks like Adam Sandler after a meth-fueled 3 day weekend.

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    If I'm the guy heading up the Florida judicial system,
    I wouldn't worry about getting them legal representation right away. They
    need to call an Exorcist NOW !

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    HOT DAMN ...... It's the Soggy Bottom Boys !

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    Quote Originally Posted by hank scorpio View Post
    Looks like TaylorsSC in the middle there. Anyone heard from him lately?
    He shooting a Cuba Gooding Jr. vehicle
    I don't worry about falling skies as much as I worry about low ceilings.

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    Pickens County Man of the Year finalists

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    Hello my names is Darrel and this is my brother Larry and my other brother Larry.
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    Multiple fatality shooting in Orlando this morning. A1A completely shut down in Marathon due to marina burning down.
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