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    Default Ecosexuals Believe Having Sex with the Earth Could Save It

    From skinny dippers to people who have actual intercourse with nature, ecosexuality is a growing movement taking a new approach to combatting climate change.

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    Default Re: Ecosexuals Believe Having Sex with the Earth Could Save It

    I don't even want to click on that link.

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    Default Re: Ecosexuals Believe Having Sex with the Earth Could Save It

    WTF?
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    Default Re: Ecosexuals Believe Having Sex with the Earth Could Save It

    Next up: Ecosexuals indicted on multiple counts of rape, because the Earth did not consent to their sexual advances.
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    Default Re: Ecosexuals Believe Having Sex with the Earth Could Save It

    what if Mother Earth gets pregnant! Wouldn't little baby planets be an extinction level event?

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    Default Re: Ecosexuals Believe Having Sex with the Earth Could Save It

    Quote Originally Posted by Spur's Addiction View Post
    I don't even want to click on that link.
    LOL!! Same here! Just clicking into this thread made me uneasy enough!

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    Default Re: Ecosexuals Believe Having Sex with the Earth Could Save It

    What if "Mother Earth" has a headache that day???

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    Default Re: Ecosexuals Believe Having Sex with the Earth Could Save It

    Quote Originally Posted by dreammachine View Post
    What if "Mother Earth" has a headache that day???

    Would an active volcano mean she's on the rag?
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    Default Re: Ecosexuals Believe Having Sex with the Earth Could Save It

    All of the Ecopervs who like anal would be practicing this belief in Los Angeles
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    Default Re: Ecosexuals Believe Having Sex with the Earth Could Save It

    Great.....now it appears that Mother Earth has joined the #Metoo movement..........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spurticus View Post
    All of the Ecopervs who like anal would be practicing this belief in Los Angeles
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    Default Re: Ecosexuals Believe Having Sex with the Earth Could Save It

    'Have you ever been to the grand canyon' took on a whole new meaning

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    Default Re: Ecosexuals Believe Having Sex with the Earth Could Save It

    There's an area between Greer and Spartanburg near Reidville called Sugartit.
    There's a whole 2 hour Stand Up Routine right there in regards to this thread topic !!

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    Default Re: Ecosexuals Believe Having Sex with the Earth Could Save It

    The female econymphs I'm guessing would have their yearly Women's Group Convention
    in Johnson City Tennessee.

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    Knock yourself out, buddy.

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    Default Re: Ecosexuals Believe Having Sex with the Earth Could Save It

    "On one end, it encompasses people who try to use sustainable sex products, or who enjoy skinny dipping and naked hiking. On the other are "people who roll around in the dirt having an orgasm covered in potting soil," she said. "There are people who **** trees, or masturbate under a waterfall."

    No offense to the experts here but I don't view rubbing one off under a refreshing waterfall and ****ing a pine tree the same end of the bell curve.

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    Default Re: Ecosexuals Believe Having Sex with the Earth Could Save It

    So do men just dig a hole and go at it?

    what about women?? Tree limbs?

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    Default Re: Ecosexuals Believe Having Sex with the Earth Could Save It

    If you're into Sex with Fauna, MEN....watch out for Venus Fly Traps.

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    Default Re: Ecosexuals Believe Having Sex with the Earth Could Save It

    The result of Lebron James having a one night stand with a Cyprus Tree

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    Default Re: Ecosexuals Believe Having Sex with the Earth Could Save It

    Quote Originally Posted by Cockypantherfan View Post
    So do men just dig a hole and go at it?

    what about women?? Tree limbs?
    Summer League Slowpitch Softball team getting shitfaced drunk after a game
    and Gang-banging mother nature.

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