What's a good first fighting move?

Evilchicken2 · 03-18-2013, 11:22 PM

Any suggestions on an opening fight move, punch, or kick if you're forced to defend yourself in a fight?

Let's say a big, drunk moron wants to start a fight at a bar and gets up in my face with malintent...where's a good place to land a blow to neutralize said target? I don't want the fight to go beyond a couple of blows.

Waddya think?

Sonofacock · 03-18-2013, 11:26 PM

Pocket sand

Evilchicken2 · 03-18-2013, 11:29 PM

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Pocket sand

Ooh, that's good.

GoCCUChants · 03-18-2013, 11:30 PM

The head butt. No one ever expects it.

FlorenceCock · 03-18-2013, 11:36 PM

It really depends on the particular situation. The best thing you could do would be the largest object you can find and start hitting them with it as hard as you can. Try to get as many blows to their face/neck area as you can and once they are down keep hitting them until they do not move again.

RGHoskins · 03-18-2013, 11:42 PM

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Originally Posted by FlorenceCock

It really depends on the particular situation. The best thing you could do would be the largest object you can find and start hitting them with it as hard as you can. Try to get as many blows to their face/neck area as you can and once they are down keep hitting them until they do not move again.

Dang dude. That's kinda disturbing.

bertoholic · 03-18-2013, 11:39 PM

Whenever someone wants to fight me, I just get naked. Nobody wants to fight a naked guy.

Captain9Dragons · 03-18-2013, 11:40 PM

catdaddy66 · 03-19-2013, 06:31 PM

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THIS! Stop their airflow and they stop fighting. Also it's fun to watch their eyes bug out.

Metalrush24 · 03-18-2013, 11:44 PM

I third the throat-punch/strike method. Not much protection and easier to gain an incapacitating blow.

Evilchicken2 · 03-18-2013, 11:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Metalrush24

I third the throat-punch/strike method. Not much protection and easier to gain an incapacitating blow.

Yeah, but won't I kill the attacker if I crush the larynx? Accidentally...

Metalrush24 · 03-19-2013, 12:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Evilchicken2

Yeah, but won't I kill the attacker if I crush the larynx? Accidentally...

well I never said it wouldn't potentially kill anyone

I suppose a groin shot is a good nonlethal option

FlorenceCock · 03-19-2013, 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by RGHoskins

Dang dude. That's kinda disturbing.

Ideally you would do your best to not have to fight at all. When every other option fails and you are forced to engage someone in a fight you want it to be as lopsided in your favor as possible and you want to inflict the maximum amount of damage possible in the shortest amount of time.

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Originally Posted by Evilchicken2

Yeah, but won't I kill the attacker if I crush the larynx? Accidentally...

If you have exhausted all other options afforded to you to not fight and you are forced to then your intent should be to kill the other person because they obviously intend to harm or kill you or a loved one. Like I said above ideally you would do everything possible to find a way to not have to fight someone but if everything fails then that means it is serious and life threatening so in order to end that threat you need to incapacitate your attacker and most of the time that means ending their life.

RGHoskins · 03-19-2013, 12:34 AM

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Originally Posted by FlorenceCock

Ideally you would do your best to not have to fight at all. When every other option fails and you are forced to engage someone in a fight you want it to be as lopsided in your favor as possible and you want to inflict the maximum amount of damage possible in the shortest amount of time.

If you have exhausted all other options afforded to you to not fight and you are forced to then your intent should be to kill the other person because they obviously intend to harm or kill you or a loved one. Like I said above ideally you would do everything possible to find a way to not have to fight someone but if everything fails then that means it is serious and life threatening so in order to end that threat you need to incapacitate your attacker and most of the time that means ending their life.

I have never had to fight to the death.

SterlingBrooks · 03-19-2013, 12:04 AM

grenade

Regalcock · 03-19-2013, 05:20 PM

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grenade

so, you are saying throw a fat girl on them?

Captain9Dragons · 03-19-2013, 12:06 AM

sports bar?

warriorchief · 03-19-2013, 12:31 AM

throat punch, kick to the sack (although the really cheap, and rather pathetic route from guy to guy), or jab square in the nose. stuns them, waters their eyes, and blurs their vision momentarily enough for you to either land a few more hard blows or gtfo if you see fit.

Gyle41386 · 03-19-2013, 12:43 AM

A knife edge chop to the chest.

warriorchief · 03-19-2013, 01:32 AM

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A knife edge chop to the chest.

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Evilchicken2 Allergic to kool aid Male Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: richmond va Posts: 3,065 CockyCash: 500	What's a good first fighting move? Any suggestions on an opening fight move, punch, or kick if you're forced to defend yourself in a fight? Let's say a big, drunk moron wants to start a fight at a bar and gets up in my face with malintent...where's a good place to land a blow to neutralize said target? I don't want the fight to go beyond a couple of blows. Waddya think? __________________ I'd like to wrap a green strip around section 506 and then take it off slowly, like I'm disrobing it.

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FlorenceCock 1st Team All-American Male Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Darlington SC Posts: 11,974 CockyCash: 1100000	Re: What's a good first fighting move? It really depends on the particular situation. The best thing you could do would be the largest object you can find and start hitting them with it as hard as you can. Try to get as many blows to their face/neck area as you can and once they are down keep hitting them until they do not move again. __________________

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warriorchief CT's 2x Favorite Tiger Male Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Clemson, SC Posts: 16,278 CockyCash: 1048000	Re: What's a good first fighting move? throat punch, kick to the sack (although the really cheap, and rather pathetic route from guy to guy), or jab square in the nose. stuns them, waters their eyes, and blurs their vision momentarily enough for you to either land a few more hard blows or gtfo if you see fit. __________________

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