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Old 02-27-2014, 02:20 PM   #1
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Old 02-27-2014, 02:42 PM   #2
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What the hell...???........That should be against the law right there....That is just frigging ugly...
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Old 02-27-2014, 02:46 PM   #3
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someone get spareparts some asprin....he is about to have a heart attack.

I see that and all I can say is WTF?!?
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Old 02-27-2014, 02:48 PM   #4
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No crap Shut...Dam...lets load up Fort Sumter again and get this crap straight...
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Old 02-27-2014, 02:58 PM   #5
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This is an act of vandalism that the average citizen would consider obscene and blasphemous. Therefore, it should fall into this category:


South Carolina Code 56-5-3885. Unlawful to display obscene bumper sticker
South Carolina Code > Title 56 > Chapter 5 > 56-5-3885 - Unlawful to display obscene bumper sticker


(A) No person may operate a motor vehicle in this State which has affixed or attached to any part of the motor vehicle which is visible to members of the public not occupying the vehicle any sticker, decal, emblem, or other device containing obscene or indecent words, photographs, or depictions.
(B) Obscene words, photographs, or depictions must be defined and interpreted as provided in Section 16-15-305(B), (C), (D), and (E).

(C) A sticker, decal, emblem, or device is indecent when:

(1) taken as a whole, it describes, in a patently offensive way, as determined by contemporary community standards, sexual acts, excretory functions, or parts of the human body; and

(2) taken as a whole, it lacks serious literary, artistic, political, or scientific value.

(D) A person who violates the provisions of subsection (A) is guilty of a misdemeanor and, upon conviction, must be punished by a fine not exceeding two hundred dollars.
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Old 02-27-2014, 03:48 PM   #6
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I just threw up in my mouth.
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Old 02-27-2014, 03:54 PM   #7
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I-77 is the problem. It's a pipeline from Cleveland to Columbia then they hop on 26 on there goes the low country. License checks at Charlotte are needed to stop them from entering SC. I say we put Spare in charge of the checkpoint.
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I don't know what to think about people who make stickers like that.

Like, is the sticker company from HERE, or there?

If it's a South Carolina native who made the sticker, am I supposed to blame him for being an entrepreneur and making cold cash money off Ohioans?

Or was it an Ohio Transplant who made the sticker?

So many questions.
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Old 02-27-2014, 04:17 PM   #9
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I don't know what to think about people who make stickers like that.

Like, is the sticker company from HERE, or there?

If it's a South Carolina native who made the sticker, am I supposed to blame him for being an entrepreneur and making cold cash money off Ohioans?

Or was it an Ohio Transplant who made the sticker?

So many questions.
That can't be the answer. It would be cheaper to open up Alpo restaurants.
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Old 02-27-2014, 03:58 PM   #10
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One alternative theory:

It's a Buckeye trying to talk shit against Clemson

(I'm trying to find a positive)
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Old 02-27-2014, 04:05 PM   #11
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Aww, HELL no!!
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Old 02-27-2014, 06:25 PM   #12
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Good razor and some Windex will fix that.
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Old 02-27-2014, 06:34 PM   #13
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Well the one VERY minor saving grace is that the tree looks not so much like a Palmetto as some mutant life form hatched in the bowels of OSU's chem lab (or maybe Clemson's and they're trying to deflect suspicion with the OhioState logo), and what at first appears to be a crescent is actually a protruding mutant claw
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Old 02-27-2014, 07:57 PM   #14
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Good razor and some Windex will fix that.
Too labor intensive. Just set it on fire. It's a total loss anyway.
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Old 02-27-2014, 11:00 PM   #15
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A brick would work too.
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Old 02-27-2014, 11:17 PM   #16
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I don't get it. When's the last time Ohio State beat a team from SC?
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Old 02-28-2014, 01:30 PM   #17
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I don't get it. When's the last time Ohio State beat a team from SC?
Well...... there was Woody Hayes !
Oh wait, they lost that one too!


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It's actually not a tree but a penis
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It's actually not a tree but a penis
u can see the driver in that photo?
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You would think 2 ass-whoopins in the Outback bowl would be enough to prevent this asinine behavior!
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