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Old 06-13-2014, 08:05 AM   #1
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Miriam "Mae Mae" Burbank's two daughters told WGNO in New Orleans that their mother was "full of life" and that they wanted her funeral to be just as lively. A "last party" if you will. So they convinced funeral directors to help stage her body with all of her favorite things: Busch beer, menthols, crossword puzzles, disco lights, and tiny New Orleans Saints helmets.



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Old 06-13-2014, 08:28 AM   #2
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Old 06-13-2014, 08:48 AM   #3
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Busch and menthols, doesn't get better than that!
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Old 06-13-2014, 07:22 PM   #4
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Busch and menthols, doesn't get better than that!
And a half drank bottle of Jack Daniels in the background.
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Old 06-13-2014, 09:06 AM   #5
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I bet she's the life of the party.
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Old 06-13-2014, 09:21 AM   #6
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My Name is Earl had an episode that is about this same thing...
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Old 06-13-2014, 09:49 AM   #7
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I think this should've gone in the wtf thread.
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Old 06-13-2014, 06:13 PM   #8
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I think this should've gone in the wtf thread.
They beat me to it or it would've been.
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Old 06-13-2014, 11:01 AM   #9
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I want a celebration instead of a mourning session, but I don't need to be present! Holy crap, that's creepy!
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Old 06-13-2014, 12:26 PM   #10
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Friggin bottle of Jack back there too. Mae Mae knew how to get down.
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Old 06-13-2014, 05:17 PM   #11
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creepy...i can't tell if that funeral was for the living or for the dead
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Old 06-13-2014, 05:35 PM   #12
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too creepy for me....no thank you.
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She looks ok to be pushing daisies.
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Old 06-13-2014, 08:11 PM   #14
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****ing weird
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Old 06-13-2014, 08:18 PM   #15
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It's New Orleans. Funerals are a bit different there.

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How did they bend her enough to sit with rigamortis.
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Old 06-13-2014, 11:23 PM   #17
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How did they bend her enough to sit with rigamortis.
No doubt had to break a few bones which they do anyway to get a body in the casket.
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Old 06-13-2014, 11:43 PM   #18
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This is freakin weird but still funny.
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Rigor dissipates after several days. Then decomposition starts. I assume they embalmed the lady's remains well to allow for this real life version of "Weekend at Bernie's".
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