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Old 07-10-2014, 12:46 PM   #1
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A grandfather who won a tryst with two hookers choked to death before he could enjoy his threesome.

Johnny Orris, 86, from Illinois, was entered into a contest by radio shock jock Howard Stern, called I Want to Get My Grandpa Laid, by his grandson, Ed Moody.

He told the show he had not had sex since his wife died more than a decade ago, and was awarded the encounter at the legal Moonlite Bunny Ranch brothel in Nevada.

Orris went to the ranch and chose two girls, then headed to a steakhouse in Lake Tahoe, where he died.

His grieving grandson, who was with him, told Radar Online: He had not been with a woman for 11 years since my grandmother died.

He had two girls planned out, Caressa Kisses and Vanity Caressa is all that he talked about. He was going to spend the night with them but he never got back to the Bunny Ranch.

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Old 07-10-2014, 05:26 PM   #2
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The moral of the story is babes before beef.
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Old 07-10-2014, 10:36 PM   #3
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I'll bet he was eating at super speed...ready to get some road in the rear view on the way back to the bunny ranch!

He may have choked on the first bite...chewing never even came to mind.
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Oh no!!!

....I will finish the job in his honor.
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How horny... I mean noble, of you!
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Seems like this was a bad idea. The hooker on the right is kinda cute. The hooker on the left...is not.
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Serves him right and he'll probably end up in hell.

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Glad god had nothing better to do than to kill an 86 year old man just trying to get some.
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