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Old 08-19-2014, 06:00 PM   #1
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A Croatian man known as "the Penis Collector" has been arrested for allegedly abusing his position as a hospital nurse to amass a large collection of human dicks, taken from the bodies of dead patients.


The unnamed 52-year-old man, who worked as a registered nurse at a city hospital in Slavonski Brod, was arrested last week on charges of disturbing the deceased, Queerty reports.


In his apartment, police found "a few glass jars" full of penises, preserved in formaldehyde.


"On behalf of all employees of the hospital, I have to say that we are very unpleasantly surprised by an event that threw a shadow over this hospital," a hospital spokesperson said, according to Queerty. "Our apologies to families of the deceased."


According to InSerbia, the suspect is "a family man" with no previous criminal record. It's not clear what led police to the man and his morbid collection.



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Old 08-19-2014, 06:52 PM   #2
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You know, he can leave it in the hand of his attorney but it'll never stand up in court.
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Old 08-19-2014, 07:02 PM   #3
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You know, he can leave it in the hand of his attorney but it'll never stand up in court.
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Old 08-19-2014, 08:11 PM   #4
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I didn't know Lorena Bobbit dressed as a man to play as a nurse in Croatia.
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They found out after his neighbor came over and asked to borrow some tools.
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I don't see what the big deal is.


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They should bring in an expert to identify each one.

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Old 08-20-2014, 11:15 AM   #8
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Sounds like this should be the plot for an episode of Criminal Minds. Although, to fit with the show, the suspect would also have to kill the victims.
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People are ****ing weird.
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Old 08-20-2014, 04:22 PM   #11
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probably gonna have a stiff fine.
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Old 08-20-2014, 04:41 PM   #12
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"The Penis Collector" - has a nice ring to it.
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"The Penis Collector" - has a nice ring to it.
Better than "Pecker Collector"?
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It's not clear what led police to the man and his morbid collection.
It was probably a private dick.
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He likes penis coladas.
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To each his own, I suppose.
So many other things I'd hoard.
Seen one, seen 'em all.
Seen mine, no urge to see yours.

But a female is a different story.
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