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Old 09-03-2014, 07:03 PM   #1
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The man walks into his house and is absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the home.
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Old 09-03-2014, 10:14 PM   #2
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Read that one in Dark Tales
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Old 09-04-2014, 01:43 PM   #3
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Was thinking there was going to be some Franz Kafka story here. He had some great writings that were only a few paragraphs.
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Somebody should probably shed some light on this pun.
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Old 09-05-2014, 10:36 AM   #6
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Somebody should probably shed some light on this pun.
I told this to a lady last night and some how it turned into the wife was ugly and he was glad someone stole all the lamps.
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I told this to a lady last night and some how it turned into the wife was ugly and he was glad someone stole all the lamps.
You should have given her a shiner.
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