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Old 08-18-2012, 11:30 AM   #1
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These Deadspin article are hilarious...

Highlights from the Carolina Panthers...
1. Congratulations to Ryan Kalil for jinxing the shit out of his own team
2. **** your dark horse status
3. Ron Rivera: possibly stupid
4. Welcome to the three-headed RBBC of death
4a. Never forget: Steve Smith punches babies

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You might not want to read it if you have absolutely no sense of humor.

The Steelers and Browns versions are killer as well.
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Old 08-18-2012, 11:36 AM   #2
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You might not want to read it if you have absolutely no sense of humor.
This won't end well
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Old 08-18-2012, 11:38 AM   #3
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This won't end well
And thats what makes it even funnier.

Some of the rebuttal e-mails the author has gotten are amazing. Some folks get really bent out of shape.
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Old 08-18-2012, 11:39 AM   #4
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And thats what makes it even funnier.

Some of the rebuttal e-mails the author has gotten are amazing. Some folks get really bent out of shape.
Some people just don't understand deadspin.
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The worst part about being a Browns fan these days is the fact that that syphilitic dickbag Art Modell will not die. I've been waiting for years to take a shit on his grave and I don't even get the satisfaction of doing that.
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I read this the other day and I was rolling on the floor laughing. The sad part is there is such little hope for any turn around in the near future. Might as well point and laugh at our seemingly endless supply of ineptitude.
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I'm a huge panther fan but thank you for that! Lmao
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I'm a Steelers fan and that was funny.
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Bc their not South Carolina!
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